Holy crap

[soonerscuba]

Cheney just shot a man. I **** you not.

[Tailwind]

Where......when......who.........why?

[PrideTrombone]

Apparently accidentally shot a guy during a hunting trip. Now he and Bob Knight will have something to talk about.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Hunting accident. Sounds like the man is okay though...

[BajaOklahoma]

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

Harry Whittington, 78, was “alert and doing fine” after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.

Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.

Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.

From msnbc.com

[soonerscuba]

it was an accident apparently. pretty weak reports right now.

[Tailwind]

Guess some people just should not have access to firearms.

[OklahomaTuba]

Holy Crap! Thats horrible.

[proud gonzo]

that's hilarious

[IronSooner]

Nice try Cheney. Everybody knows it takes silver bullets to take down lawyers.

[Tailwind]

Bwahahahahahaha!

[bigdsooner]

man, at first i thought you guys were talkin bout quinten cheney
wheres W? :eek: :D

[oumartin]

lets say he peppered a guy.

don't stand to close or you'll get sprayed man.

[Octavian]

incredible.

[Octavian]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9276/dick8ux.th.jpg (http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dick8ux.jpg)

[crawfish]

That's why Republicans are better than dems. When they want somebody taken out, they do it themselves. :D

[oumartin]

maybe i could send the wife to go hunting with cheney

[OU-HSV]

maybe i could send the wife to go hunting with cheney
:eek:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

When you outlaw guns only VEEPs will have guns.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I bet the dude is a Democrat

[oumartin]

I meant to teach him gun safety.. gosh

[OU-HSV]

Damn...why wasn't Cindy Sheehan w/them.. Just sayin!

[oumartin]

Damn...why wasn't Cindy Sheehan w/them.. Just sayin!

POST OF THE DAY!

[Jerk]

At least it was number 9's and not buckshot!!!

I guess all of the anti-gun loons will show up. Did they also say that cars should be banned after Dale Ernhart crashed?

[royalfan5]

This just shows the importance of hunters safety. I have seen far too many people who are far too casual with their guns while hunting. Thankfully, the people who taught me to hunt didn't stand for that.

[OU-HSV]

POST OF THE DAY!
Sweet! Did I win a new car or anything?

[Jerk]

and, folks, history has been made! First time a sitting vice president has shot another person since Arron Burr dueled with Alexander Hamilton, and won.

[OU-HSV]

and, folks, history has been made! First time a sitting vice president has shot another person since Arron Burr dueled with Alexander Hamilton, and won.
I smell a new trivial pursuit question in the works

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

a lawyer from Austin, Texas

Vice President is so lucky. I have a lawyer from Stillwater on my wall, but I've only heard legends of people actually bagging one of those other ones.

[Jerk]

Dear Dick,

Lawyers are not a generally accepted material for use as a patterning board, though I do appreciate the sentiment.

Sincerely,

George

(yes, I stole this)

[Rogue]

This is hilarious stuff.

[IB4OU2]

I need to ask Dick, how much of a lead do you put on a lawyer before you yell "pull"?

[william_brasky]

That's why Republicans are better than dems. When they want somebody taken out, they do it themselves. :D

But they don't complete the job. :les:

FACE!!!

[GottaHavePride]

So to sum up:

Cheney shot a man, but it was not in Reno, and he did not get to watch him die.

[sanantoniosooner]

He's practicing.

soon he'll shoot a man named Janet Reno.

[Mjcpr]

Isn't he supposed to be the smart one?

:confused:

[walkoffsooner]

Shot man will recover cheney will have surgery Monday.

[Ike]

apparently, a ruckuss between cheney and the secret service broke out when cheney insisted on field dressing Mr. Whittington.

[lexsooner]

apparently, a ruckuss between cheney and the secret service broke out when cheney insisted on field dressing Mr. Whittington.

If Whittington had accidentally done the same to Cheney, would the Secret Service have peppered him with bullets?

Geez, what kind of President do we have? When he's not clutching his own chest and collapsing, or cursing someone out, he's shooting people in the face.

[oumartin]

Um, he's not the President

[Ike]

hmmmmm....maybe as a gesture of goodwill, we should extend an invitation to the Iranian president for a weekend hunting getaway with Cheney.....

[OU-HSV]

Um, he's not the President
To think..I was just gonna let that go. I knew some one would catch it.

[lexsooner]

Okay, so if he isn't the Prez, then WHO is? Rumsfeld?

[OU-HSV]

Okay, so if he isn't the Prez, then WHO is? Rumsfeld?
I hope this is a joke..but just in case it's not.
Cheney=Vice Prez
Bush=Prez

[oumartin]

I winky face would make that appear less stupid!

[lexsooner]

I hope this is a joke..but just in case it's not.
Cheney=Vice Prez
Bush=Prez

Ohhhh, okay. You mean the inarticulate guy with the empty-headed look in his eyes is the Prez. That guy, I see. I always thought it was a joke and at any time they would make some off color remark about shaved bush or something, but he is the real thing? Amazing. 10-4, roger, affirmative, and over and out. Thanks for clearing things up.

[oumartin]

rookie has lots to learn

[OU-HSV]

Ohhhh, okay. You mean the inarticulate guy with the empty-headed look in his eyes is the Prez. That guy, I see. I always thought it was a joke and at any time they would make some off color remark about shaved bush or something, but he is the real thing? Amazing. 10-4, roger, affirmative, and over and out. Thanks for clearing things up.
How bout putting some winks in your smart *** posts?

[Ike]

Update #2: Later reports show that Mr Cheney rode in the ambulance with Mr Whittington. When they arrived at the hospital, attends found Mr. Whittington with an apple in his mouth and his body smeared with barbecue sauce. The vice president insisted the apple helped his friend deal with the pain, and the sauce was a good antiseptic. However, the vice president could not explain why he was wearing a large apron with the words “Kiss Me, I'm the Cook” printed on it.

[fadada1]

Update #2: Later reports show that Mr Cheney rode in the ambulance with Mr Whittington. When they arrived at the hospital, attends found Mr. Whittington with an apple in his mouth and his body smeared with barbecue sauce. The vice president insisted the apple helped his friend deal with the pain, and the sauce was a good antiseptic. However, the vice president could not explain why he was wearing a large apron with the words “Kiss Me, I'm the Cook” printed on it.
you made that up:D

[OklahomaTuba]

I'd still rather go hunting with Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy anyday.

[Ike]

I'd still rather go hunting with Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy anyday.

I'd rather keep a distance of at least 100 miles between myself and either of those two.

[Okla-homey]

I wonder is said Austin lawyer was a FOS*?

*Friend of Scooter

[picasso]

quail hunting. a lost art in these parts.
my Dad used to take me all the time in my younger days. good times.

[oumartin]

Quail is some darn good eatin' as well.

[OKC Sooner]

Cheney shot the lawyer, but he did not shoot the deputy

[oumartin]

Cheney shot the lawyer, but he did not shoot the deputy


Think that up by yerself there big guy? ;)

[pb4ou]

Cheney shot the lawyer, but he did not shoot the deputy

I used to be a deputy down there, seriously.

[Ike]

I used to be a deputy down there, seriously.
lucky for you.

[pb4ou]

It was a blast especially during March (Spring Break) gosh there were so many hotties out on the road.

[usmc-sooner]

Ohhhh, okay. You mean the inarticulate guy with the empty-headed look in his eyes is the Prez. That guy, I see. I always thought it was a joke and at any time they would make some off color remark about shaved bush or something, but he is the real thing? Amazing. 10-4, roger, affirmative, and over and out. Thanks for clearing things up.

what's really funny is Bush actually has a higher IQ than Kerry. But honestly you don't really care about that do you.

[oumartin]

bush is human, and it shows. Kerry is a freakin' weirdo that appears to distant and anreachable.

I'll take a human with human faults anyday

[sanantoniosooner]

If there's one thing I've learned.......it's that lexsooner has ZERO sense of humor.

[OU-HSV]

It was a blast especially during March (Spring Break) gosh there were so many hotties out on the road.
Hotties rock...So did you cuff'em and stuff'em ;)

[Octavian]

I'll take a human with human faults anyday

sound like a Clinton supporter to me ;)

[Ike]

bush is human, and it shows. Kerry is a freakin' weirdo that appears to distant and anreachable.

I'll take a human with human faults anyday

actually, now that you mention it,

top secret documents recently obtianed from the computer of a high level haliburton executive confirm that George W. Bush is in fact a robot. Well, more accurately, a cyborg, created by Haliburton originally as a prototype automated oil-filed worker. However, during a freak electrical accident at their testing facility, the cyborg appeared to grow some sort of artificial intelligence, and began, somewhat anyways, thinking for himself, and taking the moniker George W. Bush....

[oumartin]

Ike cracks me up with his stories.

[Octavian]

actually, now that you mention it,

top secret documents recently obtianed from the computer of a high level haliburton executive confirm that George W. Bush is in fact a robot. Well, more accurately, a cyborg, created by Haliburton originally as a prototype automated oil-filed worker. However, during a freak electrical accident at their testing facility, the cyborg appeared to grow some sort of artificial intelligence, and began, somewhat anyways, thinking for himself, and taking the moniker George W. Bush....

I call BS...

Haliburton's electronic security systems are unbreachable and they never have "accidents" ;)

[soonerboomer93]

I heard the lawyer and dan were in a spelling dicussion when Cheney finally flipped and decided to Quail hunt. The lawyer was just standing too close.

[soonerjoker]

long time ago in L.A., there was a dj named whittington. (kinda a talk show)
he was funny, much more than anyone on this thread.

JMHO

[FaninAma]

Nice try Cheney. Everybody knows it takes silver bullets to take down lawyers.

Funny, I thought it took a stake in the heart.

[mdklatt]

Bush actually has a higher IQ than Kerry

That's not much of an endorsement. ;)

[lexsooner]

what's really funny is Bush actually has a higher IQ than Kerry. But honestly you don't really care about that do you.

No, since I didn't vote for that lop either. Not liking Bush does not automatically mean liking Kerry. My biggest concern about Kerry was his integrity. Having seen some things he did behind the scenes as a Senator, I was certain he could not be trusted as Prez. I always figured W rated higher on the integrity scale, but this second term has brought a lot into question.

[Jerk]

I miss the Clinton days. Remember Vince Foster? They got the job done right the first time! They didn't make up no stupid story about a 'hunting accident'

[mdklatt]

I miss the Clinton days. Remember Vince Foster? They got the job done right the first time!

:eek:

[lexsooner]

So when is W going to get into the action? His wife snuffed out a high school classmate and his VP shot a crony in the face. Couldn't W at least beatch slap a cabinet member?