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Mjcpr
2/10/2006, 06:12 PM
So where y'all going to eat?

Then what?

GottaHavePride
2/10/2006, 06:31 PM
I thought they were known as "Stick".

Mjcpr
2/10/2006, 06:32 PM
I thought they were known as "Stick".

I was never sure what the official name was. :D

GottaHavePride
2/10/2006, 06:32 PM
Either one is funny. :D

mdklatt
2/10/2006, 06:48 PM
So where y'all going to eat?

Then what?

After they're done eating out they'll probably go to a restaurant to get some food.

Stanley1
2/10/2006, 08:59 PM
<sigh>

mdklatt
2/10/2006, 10:01 PM
<sigh>

You know, there can be such a thing as a secret SO romance. :D

Sooner_Bob
2/10/2006, 10:04 PM
You know, there can be such a thing as a secret SO romance. :D

If only that were true . . . :texan:

Howzit
2/10/2006, 10:55 PM
I think they're doing it.






And by "it" I mean "IT."

jk the sooner fan
2/10/2006, 10:56 PM
i can only visualize half of that......

Howzit
2/10/2006, 10:57 PM
I bet he's wearing the Sponge Bob hat.

And socks.

Black socks.

OklahomaTrombone
2/10/2006, 10:58 PM
If only that were true . . . :texan:


Its happened.

Howzit
2/10/2006, 11:00 PM
And sheeeee...

I'm going to need a minute...

Howzit
2/10/2006, 11:02 PM
Its happened.

Finally. Stanley1 is a MAN.

Well...as close as he's gonna get...

OklahomaTrombone
2/10/2006, 11:05 PM
Finally. Stanley1 is a MAN.

Well...as close as he's gonna get...


heh

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/10/2006, 11:55 PM
You know, there can be such a thing as a secret SO romance. :DIt's possible.

Beef
2/10/2006, 11:57 PM
Finally. Stanley1 is a MAN.

Well...as close as he's gonna get...
I thought he already got there with you? Or was that DC...

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/10/2006, 11:59 PM
"Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man." ~Stanley's Momma during his Waterboy days.

KC//CRIMSON
2/11/2006, 12:19 AM
It's possible.

spill it.;)

pb4ou
2/11/2006, 12:30 AM
Probably what happened already

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/917/mrsroper13wz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/11/2006, 12:44 AM
spill it.;)Then it would no longer be a secret

soonerbrat
2/11/2006, 10:14 AM
we don't want to know what you got for your birthday.

Al Gore
2/11/2006, 10:19 AM
What every guy wants........

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 10:32 AM
What every guy wants........

Beef jerky?

HB Stan....this must be what it's like when the SO remembers your birthday.

:D

jk the sooner fan
2/11/2006, 10:35 AM
HB dude.......i would say "have a good one".....but i think thats already been covered ;)

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 10:38 AM
Boringest weekend visitation from out of state night evar.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 10:52 AM
HB to Fish too!!

sanantoniosooner
2/11/2006, 10:54 AM
one star..........wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be.

Howzit
2/11/2006, 10:57 AM
Jer Bear ain't come up for air!

HB Stan.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 10:58 AM
Please remember......morning bref is a big turnoff.

Brush those teef!

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 10:58 AM
i can only visualize half of that......

Stop it, you are embarrassing me. :O

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:01 AM
Brush those teef!

There's a first time for everything.

TexasLidig8r
2/11/2006, 11:04 AM
Please remember......morning bref is a big turnoff.

Brush that toof!

Fixed. :D

Feliz Cumpleanos.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:06 AM
It's possible.

Whaaaa???

I wanna know.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:06 AM
Whaaaa???

I wanna know.

I know.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:08 AM
I know.

Whaaaa?

I wanna know.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:12 AM
Thanks guys. Chick is still tied up in the bedroom, should prolly let her down soon. ;)

MichelleDawn
2/11/2006, 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday !!

Al Gore
2/11/2006, 11:14 AM
Thanks guys. Chick is still tied up in the bedroom, should prolly let you down soon. ;)....and everyone calls me a pervert.....keep it up Stanley....

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:15 AM
....and everyone calls me a pervert.....keep it up Stanley....

There's a limit, Al......even when you're 28.

:D

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:23 AM
Yeah..Happy Birthday Stanley. :)

TexasLidig8r
2/11/2006, 11:38 AM
Well... that didn't take long...

oops.. Sorry Stanley... (Or Chick.). whichever is more appropriate!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/11/2006, 12:54 PM
Happy 21st!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/11/2006, 12:55 PM
I know.No you don't

Czar Soonerov
2/11/2006, 01:00 PM
Thanks guys. Chick is still tied up in the bedroom, should prolly let her down soon. ;)

Wasn't letting her down last night enough?

;)

Czar Soonerov
2/11/2006, 01:08 PM
Norm & Beano?

Those two are so cute together...

crawfish
2/11/2006, 02:44 PM
Boringest weekend visitation from out of state night evar.

No kidding.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/11/2006, 02:50 PM
This one was much better:

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43721&highlight=wessonality

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 02:55 PM
No kidding.

Nuh uh.

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 05:40 PM
Boringest weekend visitation from out of state night evar.

Nuh uh.

GottaHavePride
2/11/2006, 05:46 PM
No you don't

It's Czar and VK, isn't it? Damn! I just knew it!

Fish
2/11/2006, 05:48 PM
Originally Posted by Mjcpr

HB to Fish too!!


Glad you noticed!!! Thanks!

proud gonzo
2/11/2006, 05:49 PM
dang it, now I don't know if the secret SO romance everyone else knows about is the same one I know about.

Fish
2/11/2006, 05:50 PM
HB Stanley1!!!

OU-HSV
2/11/2006, 05:52 PM
HB Fish and Stan...instead of blowing candles out here's some B-day spek your way.

proud gonzo
2/11/2006, 05:52 PM
hey, isn't there already a thread for things like this? ;)


happy birfday :D

Howzit
2/11/2006, 06:27 PM
Boringest weekend visitation from out of state night evar.

Nuh uh.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 06:27 PM
dang it, now I don't know if the secret SO romance everyone else knows about is the same one I know about.

Spill it.

I don't know of any that everyone else doesn't already know about.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 06:28 PM
Nuh uh.
Uh huh.

Octavian
2/11/2006, 06:38 PM
Happy Birthday, Fish and Stanley!

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/645/cake4vf.th.png (http://img320.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cake4vf.png)

Wanna piece?

Howzit
2/11/2006, 06:41 PM
Stan's already had a couple.

Fish
2/11/2006, 06:48 PM
:( ...sniffle...:(

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/11/2006, 06:50 PM
Mjcpr and I are doing it. OOPS! Now it is no longer a secret.

silverwheels
2/11/2006, 06:54 PM
Fish is cooler than Stan, so Happy Birthday Fish!

Tailwind
2/11/2006, 07:12 PM
Happy b-day to the both of you.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 07:13 PM
Mjcpr and I are doing it. OOPS! Now it is no longer a secret.

Right now??!!

I thought it was just the IRS and Okla that was screwing me while I was doing my taxes.......it was SBSB too!!!

;)

proud gonzo
2/11/2006, 07:29 PM
Spill it.

I don't know of any that everyone else doesn't already know about.

I can't, they'll hurt me. :eek:

Sooner_Bob
2/11/2006, 07:31 PM
I think it's safe to say that there are more than a few innerweb romances going on around here.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 07:31 PM
Why am I always the last to know these things?

Howzit
2/11/2006, 07:33 PM
If you ever showed up for a tailgate you'd know - one big orgy, man.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 07:34 PM
If you ever showed up for a tailgate you'd know - one big orgy, man.

I showed up for one lunch and one golf event and the insults haven't stopped yet. :mad:

Howzit
2/11/2006, 07:35 PM
Well, show up for a tailgate and the tradition can continue.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 07:36 PM
Howzit, if we come over, will you cook us dinner?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 07:39 PM
Happy Birthday, Fish and Stanley!

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/645/cake4vf.th.png (http://img320.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cake4vf.png)

Wanna piece?

Mmmmmm.....

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 07:40 PM
Howzit, if we come over, will you cook us dinner?

I'm not going anywhere.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 07:41 PM
I'm not going anywhere.

You'll go where Chick and I tell you to go.

And you'll like it.

Sooner_Bob
2/11/2006, 07:43 PM
I showed up for one lunch and one golf event and the insults haven't stopped yet. :mad:


Only from those who haven't met you . . . oh wait.

Howzit
2/11/2006, 07:45 PM
Howzit, if we come over, will you cook us for dinner?

You bet. I haven't fed Ruby yet.

OU-HSV
2/11/2006, 08:03 PM
One cake for each of you:
http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/4703/lingeriecake4fp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/2167/oldladycake1ge.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

GottaHavePride
2/11/2006, 09:03 PM
I showed up for one lunch and one golf event and the insults haven't stopped yet. :mad:

You have not learned the importance of not being seen.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 09:22 PM
You have not learned the importance of not being seen.

I've learned the importance, but I suck at executing it.

GottaHavePride
2/11/2006, 09:23 PM
w00t!

GottaHavePride
2/11/2006, 09:28 PM
http://www.rowen.id.au/images/macklinhide2.jpg

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 10:40 PM
He is drunk...why esle would he let me in his under his password

:)

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 10:42 PM
Got me drunc tonight. Hamered. 4-real. Tell her to be gnetle. :cool: :texan: ;)

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 10:47 PM
I had nothing to do with this
.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 10:54 PM
F you guys. I come on here drunk, readyu to tell all secrets, and ntohign. F. U.. All.

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 10:55 PM
What secrets?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 10:57 PM
Sex secrets.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 10:58 PM
I've had alto to drink. teqilla.

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:01 PM
...after he passes out, mark him up and post picks.

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:01 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:01 PM
Sex secrets.


Last night was your first time..wasn't it?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:03 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif

Yo are gay

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:03 PM
I've had alto to drink. teqilla.

For posterity...

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:04 PM
Last night was your first time..wasn't it?

No.

yeah

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/11/2006, 11:04 PM
does stan=dolemite?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:05 PM
I hurd that.

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:05 PM
No.

yeah

Truthfuly, how long did it take to type the size tags?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:05 PM
Nope, I'm druink.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:06 PM
I want to see one with a face painted on his bum and a cigarette hanging out of it.

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:06 PM
Then quit posting and start having sloppy drunk sex

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:06 PM
hahahahah............................any time now good buyd.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:07 PM
Can we get some play-by-play up in here?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:08 PM
blashaojaslgjafs

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:09 PM
Can we get some play-by-play up in here?

I am sitting on his lap and his hands are on my

KC//CRIMSON
2/11/2006, 11:10 PM
Can we get some play-by-play up in here?

Nah. Blow up doll sex is pretty boring.;)

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:11 PM
I can't wait 'til the part where he pukes on her.

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:12 PM
as drunk as he is right now..that would be a piece of cake

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:13 PM
I can't wait 'til the part where he pukes on her.

Up r's humperr.:eddie: :mack: :hmfic:

Melo
2/11/2006, 11:13 PM
:eek:

Gross.

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:13 PM
There's spek in it for ya...

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:13 PM
:eek:

Gross.

F u.

KC//CRIMSON
2/11/2006, 11:14 PM
I can't wait 'til the part where he pukes on her.

has anyone ever broke up on the south oval?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:14 PM
There's spek in it for ya...

Spek me big boui

Melo
2/11/2006, 11:14 PM
F u.

Nope.

F. U.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:15 PM
has anyone ever broke up on the south oval?

yea, they had there user names delelteed

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:15 PM
Can we get some play-by-play up in here?

http://www.fitter1.com/media/pumpl.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news589.article.jpg

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:16 PM
There's spek in it for ya...

For me?

how big is your spekker?

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:16 PM
For me?

how big is your spekker?

You know the answer to that, lady.

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:16 PM
dammit.

crawfish
2/11/2006, 11:17 PM
Big bag of nothin'.

sanantoniosooner
2/11/2006, 11:17 PM
http://www.animalaid.org.uk/images/leaders/chick.jpg

crawfish
2/11/2006, 11:17 PM
I hope mjcpr gets baned. :mad:

SoonerBorn68
2/11/2006, 11:17 PM
pics?

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:17 PM
F u.

ooops

that was me. Two screens on one computer gets confusing. :texan:

crawfish
2/11/2006, 11:18 PM
There's spek in it for ya...

Spek nothing. I'm talking cold, hard cash.

Melo
2/11/2006, 11:18 PM
ooops

that was me. Two screens on one computer gets confusing. :texan:

:rolleyes:

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:19 PM
:rolleyes:


Its gonna be on like donkey kong....

:D

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:19 PM
:rolleyes:

peese off.

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:20 PM
peese off.

ooops again



:rolleyes:

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:21 PM
:confused:

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:21 PM
Saturday nights and innerweb posters always get Stanley down...

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:21 PM
:mad:

Melo
2/11/2006, 11:21 PM
I love how mature both of you act.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:22 PM
I love how mature both of you act.

meolo, you suck

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:22 PM
Time for another shot, Stan.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:23 PM
wild tureky and tequilla for the lady

crawfish
2/11/2006, 11:23 PM
We're gonna miss you guys when you have your accounts deleted.

Melo
2/11/2006, 11:24 PM
meolo, you suck

I'm pretty sure youre the one doing the sucking.

SoonerBorn68
2/11/2006, 11:24 PM
I'm thinkin' this is gonna get real good.

Melo
2/11/2006, 11:24 PM
I'm pretty sure youre the one doing the sucking.

And I do not mean that in any sexual or funny way. I mean you really do suck.

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:24 PM
I'm pretty sure youre the one doing the sucking.


OH SNAP!!!!!

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:24 PM
meolo, you suck

ooops

me again...sssooooooo sorry

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:25 PM
We're gonna miss you guys when you have your accounts deleted.

I assume by "you guys" you mean "Chick."

Melo
2/11/2006, 11:25 PM
ooops

me again...sssooooooo sorry

Oh ****! That was so much funnier the third time around! Good one!!!!

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:26 PM
Stan's establishing a tradition of banedom for weekend threads.

crawfish
2/11/2006, 11:26 PM
I assume by "you guys" you mean "Chick."

Either way.

I'm off to bed. Somebody sum this thread up for me tomorrow after it's been deleted.

crawfish
2/11/2006, 11:27 PM
Hey, this one, too!

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:27 PM
nighty night craefish

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:28 PM
Hey howzit, we're only like 20 mintes away. Okay?

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:28 PM
...Norm is inna house.

Everyone say hi to Norm.

Hi Norm!!

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:29 PM
Hey howzit, we're only like 20 mintes away. Okay?

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:30 PM
Hi Normy norm

SoonerBorn68
2/11/2006, 11:30 PM
http://pbskids.org/lions/words/images/popcorn.gif

Just when it was gettin' good too.

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:30 PM
Say Hi Norm

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:32 PM
I go have fun and go sleep. nithg.

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:33 PM
Hi Beans!

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:33 PM
Hi Beans!

Hmmm.....tough call.

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:34 PM
Hmmm.....tough call.


Not when you can see who is invisible.

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:35 PM
Not when you can see who is invisible.

I can't afford that much in spnonsorship.

Beano's Fourth Chin
2/11/2006, 11:36 PM
I'm flipping all y'all off through my monitor.

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:36 PM
OMG...who has this much power?

I am sooooo confused and I am not the one who is drunk. ;)

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:37 PM
http://www.vesterman.com/Images/JohnnyCash.jpg

Beano's Fourth Chin
2/11/2006, 11:37 PM
Except the birthday cupple.

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:37 PM
You know the answer to that, lady.

sshhhhhh

Howzit
2/11/2006, 11:37 PM
Hey howzit, we're only like 20 mintes away. Okay?
'Kay! I'm wearing my thong and snorkel, hurry up!

ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2006, 11:38 PM
Except the birthday cupple.



aaawwwwwwww


you like me, you really like me!

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2006, 11:39 PM
'Kay! I'm wearing my thong and snorkel, hurry up!


Give me five hours and I'm so there.

;)

Beano's Fourth Chin
2/11/2006, 11:41 PM
aaawwwwwwww


you like me, you really like me!

Any friend of Stanley1's...

Actually, i guess I shall behave concordant, regardless.

Mjcpr
2/11/2006, 11:42 PM
I'm flipping all y'all off through my monitor.

It was the butt pic wasn't it?

Beano's Fourth Chin
2/11/2006, 11:43 PM
http://www.mydeskcity.com/DESK/16001200BZ/TNSG/tnsg010.jpg

Stanley1
2/11/2006, 11:44 PM
Baeno, I sorry. Seroiopsly, I m going to bead now. Kinda. Steel have 1 precent left I think.

Wsorry for breaking da rules.

Beano's Fourth Chin
2/11/2006, 11:46 PM
Baeno, I sorry. Seroiopsly, I m going to bead now. Kinda. Steel have 1 precent left I think.

Wsorry for breaking da rules.

Did you break rules? Heck, don't leave. This is the first time I've ever found you tolerable. :D

KC//CRIMSON
2/11/2006, 11:53 PM
Any friend of Stanley1's...

Actually, i guess I shall behave concordant, regardless.

Tell that to SSA.

HEY-O!

:D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/12/2006, 12:11 AM
Did I miss something?

Tailwind
2/12/2006, 12:27 AM
How many threads is this now? The way they were merged is so much funnier than all the originals. :D

Jimminy Crimson
2/12/2006, 12:27 AM
Did I miss something?

Nothing, it was just a gherkin. :cool:

OU-HSV
2/12/2006, 12:38 AM
What the crap has happened? I assume there's been a merge

proud gonzo
2/12/2006, 12:38 AM
my this/these thread(s) is/are entertaining :D

LoyalFan
2/12/2006, 02:33 AM
F u.

WTF do the Gators have to do with this? (America wants to know!)

LF

Beef
2/12/2006, 10:05 AM
What time is breakfast and bloody mary's? And HBB, Stan and Fish.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/12/2006, 10:25 AM
I just got a text message from Stanley. Evidently Melo and CrimsonRose are delivering breakfast to them this morning.

colleyvillesooner
2/12/2006, 10:28 AM
I say again, there should be a BAC test on a keyboard. :D

crawfish
2/12/2006, 11:11 AM
This all makes much more sense after the merge.

Stanley1
2/12/2006, 11:14 AM
I say again, there should be a BAC test on a keyboard. :D

I wish. :O

Mjcpr
2/12/2006, 11:37 AM
I wish. :O
Good morning Stanley.

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 11:38 AM
For me?

how big is your spekker?:eek:

ChickSoonerFan
2/12/2006, 11:40 AM
Good morning Stanley.

why are you whispering?

TexasLidig8r
2/12/2006, 11:44 AM
Can someone please give the Cliff Notes version to this thread including all drama and drunken typing references? Thank you.

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 11:44 AM
....and just think.....I spent $,$$$'s to throw a birthday party last night...I could have had free entertainment if I would have just signed on SO....

Mjcpr
2/12/2006, 11:46 AM
why are you whispering?

I figured he probably had a headache.

Mjcpr
2/12/2006, 11:46 AM
....and just think.....I spent $,$$$'s to throw a birthday party last night...I could have had free entertainment if I would have just signed on SO....

I had no idea you were that close to Fish and Stan.

Hope it was fun though!!

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 11:49 AM
My nephew's 21st birthday.......

Stanley1
2/12/2006, 11:49 AM
I figured he probably had a headache.

You figured correctly.

Not that I have to explain myself, since it was my bday, but this was all Chick's fault.

She had me drink 3 super-strong margarita's at Mi Cocina last night. Then, she got me home and made me drink more of her "special" margarita's along with 2-3 shots of Wild Turkey.

Luckily, bdays only come around once a year. :O

Mjcpr
2/12/2006, 11:51 AM
Women and their fancy drinks. What's wrong with good old American beer?

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 12:27 PM
This is news to me....Get cooking those waffles....

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 12:34 PM
Thats Melo's job...not mine :DWhat is your job???

crawfish
2/12/2006, 12:35 PM
You figured correctly.

Not that I have to explain myself, since it was my bday, but this was all Chick's fault.

She had me drink 3 super-strong margarita's at Mi Cocina last night. Then, she got me home and made me drink more of her "special" margarita's along with 2-3 shots of Wild Turkey.

Luckily, bdays only come around once a year. :O

You need to work on your stories.

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 12:49 PM
nothing at all....You are not keeping your end of the deal.....

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 12:57 PM
Thats what you think ;)You get to slap Stanley???

Jimminy Crimson
2/12/2006, 01:37 PM
My nephew's 21st birthday.......

strippers? :cool:

Jimminy Crimson
2/12/2006, 01:37 PM
nothing at all....

that's not what you told me!

PrideTrombone
2/12/2006, 01:42 PM
that's not what you told me!

HI-YO!:D

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 01:43 PM
strippers? :cool:Nope.....I took about 20 people to dinner.....then to the Casino.....then to bars....I thought about the strip club but some of the group were females....

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 01:44 PM
...just counted.....24 people including me and Mrs......

Jimminy Crimson
2/12/2006, 01:48 PM
I thought about the strip club but some of the group were females....

even better.

strippers love it when there are chicks! ;)
so i hear!

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 01:59 PM
I agree.....but some of them were family and I didn't think that would go over well with a few of them......On the other hand....since I was paying for it...screw them.....

GottaHavePride
2/12/2006, 02:13 PM
Women and their fancy drinks. What's wrong with good old American beer?

The technical term? Beer $h*ts.

proud gonzo
2/12/2006, 02:47 PM
Whoa! I would not EVER make breakfast, or anything else, much less deliver ANYTHING to that focktard. I would rather slit my throat and declare myself a lesbian (which I would never do unless under dire circumstances) than do ANYTHING nice for him EVER again.

my, what a charming disposition.

proud gonzo
2/12/2006, 03:27 PM
i was thinking more along the lines of "childish" but yours works too.

GottaHavePride
2/12/2006, 03:46 PM
I would rather slit my throat and declare myself a lesbian (which I would never do unless under dire circumstances)

OK, that doesn't really make sense. What kind of "dire circumstances" would possibly cause you to up and decide you like chicks? Is that like "well, I got sent to women's prison so I'd better become a lesbian" sort of thing?

KC//CRIMSON
2/12/2006, 03:51 PM
Man, this thread went from fifth grade to first grade real quick.

Melo
2/12/2006, 04:35 PM
aaawwwwwwww


you like me, you really like me!

I thought Beano didnt like anyone?

:confused:


I just got a text message from Stanley. Evidently Melo and CrimsonRose are delivering breakfast to them this morning.

This is news to me....


Get cooking those waffles....


Thats Melo's job...not mine :D


What is your job???

nothing at all....


You are not keeping your end of the deal.....

Thats what you think ;)


You get to slap Stanley???

heh...indeed I do!


that's not what you told me!

quiet you!


I just got a text message from Stanley. Evidently Melo and CrimsonRose are delivering breakfast to them this morning.

Whoa! I would not EVER make breakfast, or anything else, much less deliver ANYTHING to that focktard. I would rather slit my throat and declare myself a lesbian (which I would never do unless under dire circumstances) than do ANYTHING nice for him EVER again.


Thats Melo's job...not mine :D

I wont waste my good cooking on anyone but you. :D


I wont waste my good cooking on anyone but you. :D

heh....and it is VERY good cooking!


my, what a charming disposition.

Melo = b***h, apparently.

I know this.

Eh, I dont know. I dont have a good excuse.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/12/2006, 04:38 PM
Man, I didn't realize I was gonna hit on a sensitive issue.

I don't think there's a guy out there that could cause me to go gay though.

Stanley1
2/12/2006, 05:13 PM
Whoa! I would not EVER make breakfast, or anything else, much less deliver ANYTHING to that focktard. I would rather slit my throat and declare myself a lesbian (which I would never do unless under dire circumstances) than do ANYTHING nice for him EVER again.

You really should change your "title" back to Attention Whore. Was much more fitting.

Melo
2/12/2006, 05:22 PM
You really should change your "title" back to Attention Whore. Was much more fitting.

Possibly.

Mjcpr
2/12/2006, 06:06 PM
Man, I didn't realize I was gonna hit on a sensitive issue.

There's a story here, I'm sure of it. I just haven't found out what it is yet.

YET!

IB4OU2
2/12/2006, 06:13 PM
There's a story here, I'm sure of it. I just haven't found out what it is yet.

YET!

Don't you take the National Enquirer or People?
:confused:

OklahomaTrombone
2/12/2006, 06:28 PM
Don't you take the South Oval Enquirer or People?
:confused:


fixed

Mjcpr
2/12/2006, 06:56 PM
There's a story here, I'm sure of it. I just haven't found out what it is yet.

YET!

Still not sure.

Developing.......

proud gonzo
2/12/2006, 07:06 PM
Still not sure.

Developing.......

jealousy, bitterness, and teenage angst on the SO tonight at 10.... stay tuned.

IB4OU2
2/12/2006, 07:09 PM
jealousy, bitterness, and teenage angst on the SO tonight at 10.... stay tuned.

I thought Stanley1 was in his 20's now?

Stanley1
2/12/2006, 07:38 PM
jealousy, bitterness, and teenage angst on the SO tonight at 10.... stay tuned.

heh

Mjcpr
2/12/2006, 08:01 PM
jealousy, bitterness, and teenage angst on the SO tonight at 10.... stay tuned.

Sincerely,

A Grizzled Veteran

:eddie:

ChickSoonerFan
2/12/2006, 09:49 PM
You figured correctly.

Not that I have to explain myself, since it was my bday, but this was all Chick's fault.

She had me drink 3 super-strong margarita's at Mi Cocina last night. Then, she got me home and made me drink more of her "special" margarita's along with 2-3 shots of Wild Turkey.

Luckily, bdays only come around once a year. :O

Does any one believe this?

More like he got tipsy into his first drink at dinner, ordered a second drink and when the waiter asked if he wanted a third drink, his repsonse was something like "why the f not"

Of course the drinks helped when the staff all came out and sang him a birthday song (yes I have pics already). The staff had, by the way, Stanley was convinced, slipped something in his drink.

When we got home, I did make margaritas and watched proudly as he asked for lime in his Wild Turkey shots - I swear, he did. I tell you limes make everything taste better. I think he would agree now that they come in very handy.

Seriously, it was adorable and I laughed more Saturday night than I did at the comedy club Friday night.

but the laughing didn't go on all night, uh-huh, no sir. ;)

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 10:06 PM
but the laughing didn't go on all night, uh-huh, no sir. ;)Scrabble???

ChickSoonerFan
2/12/2006, 10:20 PM
Scrabble???

heh


no.

;)

Jimminy Crimson
2/12/2006, 10:22 PM
Charades?

ChickSoonerFan
2/12/2006, 10:23 PM
Charades?

heh

sort of :rolleyes:

OklahomaTrombone
2/12/2006, 10:24 PM
Stanley passed out and you left didn't you.

ChickSoonerFan
2/12/2006, 10:26 PM
Stanley passed out and you left didn't you.

Not even close...quite the opposite actually. ;)


OK..no more guessing..we're done.

pb4ou
2/12/2006, 10:32 PM
naked twister

Jimminy Crimson
2/12/2006, 10:32 PM
pin the stan on the chick? ;)

IBTD

Al Gore
2/12/2006, 10:40 PM
They read the bible together......

OklahomaTrombone
2/12/2006, 10:42 PM
Not even close...quite the opposite actually. ;)


OK..no more guessing..we're done.


So Stanley passed out....and then you came.


Way to go Stanley.

;)

Oh and IBTB

Stanley1
2/12/2006, 10:48 PM
pin the stan on the chick? ;)

IBTD

Best guess so far. :D

pb4ou
2/12/2006, 10:52 PM
sounds like you had a great weekend. Congrats on the birthday.

Stanley1
2/12/2006, 10:55 PM
sounds like you had a great weekend. Congrats on the birthday.

Thank you sir.

colleyvillesooner
2/13/2006, 09:49 AM
Seriously, it was adorable and I laughed more Saturday night than I did at the comedy club Friday night.



I can vouch for this.

ChickSoonerFan
2/13/2006, 10:17 AM
I can vouch for this.

Oh YEAH!

I forgot about the phone call...hehehe.

colleyvillesooner
2/13/2006, 10:25 AM
Oh YEAH!

I forgot about the phone call...hehehe.

Good times. I was bogged down packing and need that laugh. I pictured you with the "he's gonna regret this call" laughs in the background. :D

Beef
2/13/2006, 10:30 AM
I was bogged down packing and need that laugh.
TMI

colleyvillesooner
2/13/2006, 10:49 AM
heh

Sooner_Bob
2/13/2006, 11:59 AM
Weirdest thread evAR.

ChickSoonerFan
2/13/2006, 12:09 PM
Weirdest thread evAR.

This is about 3 threads all merged together.

It made more sense before....or maybe not. :rolleyes:

Sooner04
2/15/2006, 12:30 PM
So, I was out of town. Through my SF.com contacts I gather this:

1. Stanley and Melo go out.

2. Stanley and Melo do the nasty.

3. Stanley doesn't stay the night.

4. Melo is mad.

Is that right?

Or did the rogue informer who produced this get it right:

1. Stanley and Melo go out.

2. Stanley and Melo prepare to do the nasty.

3. Stanley wonders where Melo has been.

4. Stanley doesn't stay the night.

5. Melo is mad.

I'm confused.

Stanley1
2/15/2006, 12:43 PM
So, I was out of town. Through my SF.com contacts I gather this:

1. Stanley and Melo go out.

2. Stanley and Melo do the nasty.

3. Stanley doesn't stay the night.

4. Melo is mad.

Is that right?

Or did the rogue informer who produced this get it right:

1. Stanley and Melo go out.

2. Stanley and Melo prepare to do the nasty.

3. Stanley wonders where Melo has been.

4. Stanley doesn't stay the night.

5. Melo is mad.

I'm confused.

Hmm.....I'll admit the thread is confusing, but uh, it isn't THAT confusing.

Stanley has never laid a hand on melo. He has never met her, and, if he has his way, will never have to meet her.

Stanley is however doing terrible, dirty things with Chick. Things that would make Ron Jeremy blush. Things too dirty to mention on this board.

Hope that helps.

Beef
2/15/2006, 12:51 PM
So, I was out of town. Through my SF.com contacts I gather this:

1. Stanley and DC go out.

2. Stanley and DC do the nasty.

3. Stanley doesn't stay the night.

4. DC is mad.

5. DC moves to Iraq.

Is that right?
I'm confused.
That's the version I heard.

ChickSoonerFan
2/15/2006, 01:17 PM
Hmm.....I'll admit the thread is confusing, but uh, it isn't THAT confusing.

Stanley has never laid a hand on melo. He has never met her, and, if he has his way, will never have to meet her.

Stanley is however doing terrible, dirty things with Chick. Things that would make Ron Jeremy blush. Things too dirty to mention on this board.

Hope that helps.


Couldn't have said it better myself.

:O