View Full Version : Bad idea, but.....
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 03:12 PM
So my staff and client decided to "celebrate" my bday a day early. Here is me, with the SpongeBob bday hat on, just before blowing out my candles.
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4396/57jc.jpg
mdklatt
2/10/2006, 03:15 PM
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4396/57jc.jpg
In case you change your mind and try to edit the original.
C&CDean
2/10/2006, 03:16 PM
I'd hit it.
picasso
2/10/2006, 03:16 PM
you only turn 13 once.
TopDaugIn2000
2/10/2006, 03:17 PM
matches the Spongebob fleece pullover I'm wearing today.
shuddup, my granny made it for me and I LIKE IT
Soonerbabeinbama
2/10/2006, 03:18 PM
If you want to sell that spongebob hat - I'll guarantee that MDK will buy it at any price.
mdklatt
2/10/2006, 03:19 PM
If you want to sell that spongebob hat - I'll guarantee that MDK will buy it at any price.
I don't like to wear hats.
TopDaugIn2000
2/10/2006, 03:20 PM
I don't like to wear hats.
that's how diseases are spread
mdklatt
2/10/2006, 03:20 PM
that's how diseases are spread
My weenis is germ free.
C&CDean
2/10/2006, 03:20 PM
I don't like to wear hats.
She ain't talking about it covering THAT head. Geez.
Did you eventually open your eyes?
So my staff and client decided to "celebrate" my bday a day early. Here is me, with the SpongeBob bday hat on, just before blowing out my candles.
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4396/57jc.jpg
I'm glad you didn't post a picture of your staff.
mdklatt
2/10/2006, 03:22 PM
She ain't talking about it covering THAT head. Geez.
The length is about right but it's far too narrow at the pointy end.
Soonerbabeinbama
2/10/2006, 03:24 PM
She ain't talking about it covering THAT head. Geez.
the size and shape is about right though- I'm talking about the hat
TopDaugIn2000
2/10/2006, 03:24 PM
but it's far too narrow at the pointy end.
remind me again, are you talking about the hat or your weenis?
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9325/stanleybirthday2ui.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Soonerbabeinbama
2/10/2006, 03:26 PM
The length is about right but it's far too narrow at the pointy end.
We almost jinxed!!:D
mdklatt
2/10/2006, 03:27 PM
remind me again, are you talking about the hat or your weenis?
The hat. I think.
8-ball, corner pocket!
http://x7.putfile.com/2/4014352393.jpg
Howzit
2/10/2006, 03:37 PM
Can someone animate that?
wearing that hat will not gain you any respect.
I'd hit it.
I figured Chick would be on this like a chicken on a june bug.
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 03:57 PM
duck on a junebug
C&CDean
2/10/2006, 03:57 PM
I've seen Stan nekkid. And while he's pathetically under-endowed, calling his ernie a "june bug" isn't very nice.
duck on a junebug
It's chicken. How long have you been a hillbilly, Denver boy?
That's what I thought.
TopDaugIn2000
2/10/2006, 03:58 PM
my grandpa uses the expression "like a chigger on a doughnut"
that always makes me crack up
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 03:59 PM
Dean, can we get a ruling on whether the phrase is 'like a chicken on a junebug' or 'like a duck on a junebug'?
TIA
http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/8595/kidatstansparty57jc2dp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
my grandpa uses the expression "like a chigger on a doughnut"
That makes no sense.
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 04:00 PM
as much sense as a chicken on a june bug
C&CDean
2/10/2006, 04:00 PM
The official hillbilly saying is "like a guinea hen on a tick."
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:00 PM
I figured Chick would be on this like a chicken on a june bug.
She's actually in a car on her way south as I type this. No internet for at least a few hours.
So.....if any of you have been wanting to send me a pic of your daughter, now would be a good time. :D
TopDaugIn2000
2/10/2006, 04:01 PM
That makes no sense.
oh, like "Chicken on a june bug" does?!?!?!?!?!
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:01 PM
I've heard duck, but since 1tc used it I may have to re-think that.
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:01 PM
Like Howzit on a little boy?
C&CDean
2/10/2006, 04:02 PM
And "chigger on a doughnut" doesn't make any sense at all. Chiggers are blood sucking little bastardhounds who wouldn't no more eat a doughnut than Doleo would listen to Beethoven.
TopDaugIn2000
2/10/2006, 04:03 PM
And "chigger on a doughnut" doesn't make any sense at all. Chiggers are blood sucking little bastardhounds who wouldn't no more eat a doughnut than Doleo would listen to Beethoven.
I don't care what you say.....when Papaw says it, it's funny. :cool:
oh, like "Chicken on a june bug" does?!?!?!?!?!
I would imagine a chicken would be all over a june bug for his grub. I'm guessing that's where it comes from.
Look people, I've been a hillbilly for more than 35 years. :D I am literally, an Okie from Muskogee.
colleyvillesooner
2/10/2006, 04:04 PM
She's actually in a car on her way south as I type this. No internet for at least a few hours.
So.....if any of you have been wanting to send me a pic of your daughter, now would be a good time. :D
Just in case you decide to edit :D
Just in case you decide to edit :D
Nice work.
I've heard duck, but since 1tc used it I may have to re-think that.
That not a duck. That a chicken.
NormanPride
2/10/2006, 04:13 PM
Possibly NSFW (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/3981/stancondom7os.jpg)?
IB4OU2
2/10/2006, 04:16 PM
The official hillbilly saying is "like a guinea hen on a tick."
That's why it's O fficial and why us Hillbilly's own guineas they love to eat ticks and they make good watch dogs too....:D
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 04:16 PM
Seriously, where the fock are you people from? The saying is, like a duck on a junebug. I've never seen a chicken eat a junebug. A chicken on a grasshopper makes more sense. Maybe the run of the mill barnyard banny rooster eats junebugs but fighting roosters and the chickens that live with them certainly do not.
Don't make me slap you Pat.
I think it's generally accepted that Dean and IB4 are our older, more experienced hillbillies.
So what is it fellas......chicken or duck?
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:18 PM
My lab eats junebugs...it could be like a labrador retriever on a june bug...
My lab eats junebugs...it could be like a labrador retriever on a june bug...
That's worse than tick on a doughnut.
IB4OU2
2/10/2006, 04:22 PM
I think it's generally accepted that Dean and IB4 are our older, more experienced hillbillies.
So what is it fellas......chicken or duck?
Iv'e heard Duck more often.......chicken works though.
I think it's: snot bubel on a lowayshun kid.
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 04:22 PM
I think it's: snot bubel on a lowayshun kid.
we have a winnah!!!!!
Iv'e heard Duck more often.......chicken works though.
Did I say IB4? What I meant to say was Dean only.
:mad:
NormanPride
2/10/2006, 04:24 PM
My old JH and HS coach said "Like a Mocking Bird on a crippled junebug" and he had a fake eye, so it scared the p*ss out of us.
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:24 PM
Like Howzit on a boy junebug?
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:28 PM
Like Howzit on a boy junebug?
Oh, it is on you little sphincter liker person. I don't have tailgate picks here, but they're just a commute away.
sbsb, I apologize in advance.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/10/2006, 04:29 PM
You know which pics you can't post,
You know which pics you can't post,
I'd like to hear more about this if at all possible.
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:30 PM
Sorry, those are the best.
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:30 PM
Oh, it is on you little sphincter liker person. I don't have tailgate picks here, but they're just a commute away.
sbsb, I apologize in advance.
Heh.
I think. :O
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/10/2006, 04:31 PM
I'd like to hear more about this if at all possible.Sometimes what you see in a photo is more like an optical illusion
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:32 PM
You know which pics you can't post,
Don't let him do it H. Don't. Let. Him.
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:32 PM
Heh.
I think.
Yeah, prolly when Chick sees those the weekend won't go quite as you had anticipated.
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:33 PM
Don't let him do it H. Don't. Let. Him.
Perhaps the SO should decide...
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:34 PM
Yeah, prolly when Chick sees those the weekend won't go quite as you had anticipated.
Maybe my internet will be broken until she goes home.
How you like them apples?
mdklatt
2/10/2006, 04:34 PM
Perhaps the SO should decide...
Yay
Perhaps the SO should decide...
I vote yes.....put 'em up here.
OklahomaTrombone
2/10/2006, 04:35 PM
Sometimes I wish we could post html here in the SO.
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:35 PM
Perhaps the SO should decide...
You have to tell them the ENTIRE story though.
Okay. Go. :D
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:36 PM
Maybe my internet will be broken until she goes home.
How you like them apples?
Yeah, that's pretty much your only hope. Good luck with that.
Better hope she doesn't check email either. (bowl. pool.)
You have to tell them the ENTIRE story though.
Okay. Go. :D
IT WAS A SAWZ-ALL!!!11!!
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:37 PM
You wouldn't.
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:39 PM
You have to tell them the ENTIRE story though.
Okay. Go. :D
I don't HAVE to do ****. All I WILL do is post some pics.
mdklatt
2/10/2006, 04:41 PM
I don't HAVE to do ****. All I WILL do is post some pics.
Was this like the Friends episode where Monica got stung by a jellyfish?
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:44 PM
No, it was more like Tailgates Gone Wild.
colleyvillesooner
2/10/2006, 04:44 PM
Maybe my internet will be broken until she goes home.
How you like them apples?
I'll bring JM's laptop over. Wireless internet to the rescue!! :D
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 04:45 PM
Hey Pat, Dean's getting old and posted this in another thread. He got lost again. Lord, I hope he still has his name tag on.
Hillbillies do not own ducks. They own chickens. And any hillbilly worth their salt knows that chickens will pounce on, and consume pretty much anything. Ducks are fag animals.
And let me tell you about the closed-ended eco system. You see, a dog likes nothing more than to follow a chicken around and lick up their poop the minute the chicken drops it. And as fate has it, chickens like nothing better than to follow the dogs around and immediately kick their freshly laid turds into a million little pieces - and then pick out the indigested specks of grain, etc.
So, you never have to clean up after either one. You just have to always sniff your dog's breath before he licks you in the mouth. Otherwise, you will know exactly what chicken**** tastes like.
Carry on.....
NormanPride
2/10/2006, 04:48 PM
Perhaps the SO should decide...
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/892cap012.jpg
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:50 PM
No, it was more like Tailgates Gone Wild.
Oh, so you can "hint" about it, but I can't? Pfft.....watch your house tomorrow night. :rolleyes:
colleyvillesooner
2/10/2006, 04:50 PM
BTW, I vote Yes
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:50 PM
I'll bring JM's laptop over. Wireless internet to the rescue!! :D
:mad:
You are suppose to be on MY side.
colleyvillesooner
2/10/2006, 04:51 PM
:mad:
You are suppose to be on MY side.
Soon as you quit bailing on me to hang out, I will. :D
Stanley1
2/10/2006, 04:52 PM
Soon as you quit bailing on me to hang out, I will. :D
Fair enough.
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 04:54 PM
thanks for the PM, Howzit. You should really post those for everyone else.
Howzit
2/10/2006, 04:58 PM
De nada, dude.
Hey Pat, Dean's getting old and posted this in another thread. He got lost again. Lord, I hope he still has his name tag on.
That poor ol' bastard. He was a funny old coot back when he had his sense.
:D
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 05:02 PM
so are we gonna go with ' like a snot bubel on Kearu San'
so are we gonna go with ' like a snot bubel on Kearu San'
That works for me. At least we all know what BFE means....or, most of us.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1195171&postcount=26
C&CDean
2/10/2006, 05:10 PM
That poor ol' bastard. He was a funny old coot back when he had his sense.
:D
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Both of ya bastages.
1stTimeCaller
2/10/2006, 05:11 PM
:eek:
I'm ready big Poppa!!!
C&CDean
2/10/2006, 05:13 PM
:eek:
I'm ready big Poppa!!!
Well of course you are, snakejaw. Unhinge.......
NormanPride
2/10/2006, 05:21 PM
That works for me. At least we all know what BFE means....or, most of us.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1195171&postcount=26
I'll cut you.
;)
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