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critical_phil
2/7/2006, 05:36 PM
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/entertainment/13813635.htm


Britney Spears defends driving photos


Associated Press

LOS ANGELES - Blame it on love and the paparazzi. That's Britney Spears' explanation for why she was driving with her infant son on her lap rather than in his car seat.
Several photos published Tuesday showed Spears driving her SUV with her son, Sean Preston, perched on her lap rather than strapped into a car seat in the back seat. Spears said she did it because of a "horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi."
The photos show Spears holding the wheel of the car with one hand, and her 4-month-old baby in the other. A person is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Spears.
"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger," Spears said in a statement released late Monday.
"I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us," she said. "I love my child and would do anything to protect him."
The photos may have captured the attention of the county Department of Children and Family Services, though a spokesman for the agency declined to offer any specifics about the Spears incident.
"We don't say who, what or if we're investigating," department spokesman Stu Riskin said.
Sheriff's deputies, meanwhile, won't be pressing any charges, Deputy Luis Castro said.
"Unless a deputy saw the violation, there's nothing we can do," Castro said. "We don't even know if this took place in our jurisdiction."
The agency that snapped the photos, X17, said the pictures were taken "in a very peaceful context, in which photographers exhibited no aggressive behavior."
"We believe that the pictures speak for themselves," the agency said in a statement.
Spears gave birth to her son in September. He is her first child with husband of one year, former backup dancer Kevin Federline.

Taxman71
2/7/2006, 05:43 PM
So, the only difference between Britney and those trash hos at WalMart is $50 million in the bank?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/7/2006, 05:43 PM
Hmmm. Some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

1stTimeCaller
2/7/2006, 05:48 PM
It's amazing any of us are alive to be posting here today....

KC//CRIMSON
2/7/2006, 05:50 PM
I think another mom has her beat: http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61119

Mjcpr
2/7/2006, 05:51 PM
I think another mom has her beat: http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61119

For all we know, that's Britney too.

yermom
2/7/2006, 06:07 PM
It's amazing any of us are alive to be posting here today....

i couldn't tell you how many times i rode in the back of a pickup

hell, i woke up in the bed of a truck once as a kid, on a highway in Tulsa :eek:

mdklatt
2/7/2006, 06:10 PM
her son, Sean Preston

At least the poor little bastard has a normal name.

Okla-homey
2/7/2006, 06:11 PM
So, the only difference between Britney and those trash hos at WalMart is $50 million in the bank?

The above captures the drift of my wife's comment to me this morning when we saw the story on TV while getting ready for work

More precisely, "What do they expect? She's just white trash from Louisiana."

chriscappel
2/7/2006, 06:38 PM
I remember a time when she was not so.....how do i say this....whorish?

"hit me baby one more time!"

Nope i take that back.....it was always there!

Taxman71
2/8/2006, 09:59 AM
I think Justin Timberlake just got a chuckle....then rolled over on Cameron Diaz.

BeetDigger
2/8/2006, 10:55 AM
Let's see, one hand on the wheel, one hand around the baby. I guess she just drove with her knee when she needed to take a puff from the cigarette.

fadada1
2/8/2006, 11:02 AM
when's her 15 minutes up???

in her defense, the paparazzi are lower than the pooh on the bottom of the duck pond. still doesn't excuse her for being a hillbilly.

critical_phil
2/8/2006, 11:05 AM
the funniest part of the story?


the phrase former backup dancer......

fadada1
2/8/2006, 11:19 AM
former backup dancer......
i'd like this distinction under my username on SF.com. instead of "sooner all big 12".

Mjcpr
2/8/2006, 11:20 AM
i'd like this distinction under my username on SF.com. instead of "sooner all big 12".

That's craziness.

Gandalf_The_Grey
2/8/2006, 11:23 AM
There is still a small chance that little Britney's sister Jamie turns out allright :)


http://images.zap2it.com/20050404/kidschoiceawards05photos/026_jamielynnspears_kidschoiceawards05.jpg

fadada1
2/8/2006, 11:58 AM
That's craziness.
dangit!!! how do i do that????

btw, you forgot "former";)

Mjcpr
2/8/2006, 11:59 AM
dangit!!! how do i do that????

btw, you forgot "former";)

You're high.

:D

Mjcpr
2/8/2006, 11:59 AM
dangit!!! how do i do that????

btw, you forgot "former";)
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Unless it's a sponsor only kinda thing.

mdklatt
2/8/2006, 12:05 PM
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Unless it's a sponsor only kinda thing.

It is, apparently.

fadada1
2/8/2006, 12:07 PM
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Unless it's a sponsor only kinda thing.
must be a sponsor thing:mad:

VeeJay
2/8/2006, 01:13 PM
The money won't last forever....

http://www.addict3d.org/img/da8d7cfd3e1b6aad.jpg

http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/images/mumu.jpg

Once again, Britney represents the good people of South Mississippi and Louisiana so well...