Celebrity's I Think I Could Whip:

[Pieces Hit]

I first thought Morgan Freeman but I think he might be the type to cut me.
Michael Jackson and Prince for sure.
Dustin Hoffman, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, and that Di Caprio guy too maybe.
And most of the women.

[crawfish]

I could beat up Horshack.

[Mjcpr]

God, you're sick. What next, a latex thread?

[KABOOKIE]

David Spade and his tubby companion in those Capitol One commercials.

[mdklatt]

DJ Qualls

[critical_phil]

if fred durst were still a celebrity, i'd say fred durst......

[soonerbrat]

i bet angelina jolie could whip you.

[Skysooner]

Stick any of them in a human sized blender, and you could whip any one of them.

[mdklatt]

i bet angelina jolie could whip you.

I should be so lucky. :texan:

[Pieces Hit]

i bet angelina jolie could whip you.Well I said MOST women, didn't I?
I would, however, opt for the spanking.

[Oldnslo]

Gary Coleman. Easy.

[Pieces Hit]

Yeah, but you better kill him if you do.

[KABOOKIE]

Bruce.

[mdklatt]

Gary Coleman. Easy.

He's a security guard, though. He'll mace you right in the belly button.

[OUthunder]

Madonna

[mdklatt]

Madonna

Are you kidding? She's pretty buff.

[soonerbrat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v361/inaptitude/dominatrix.jpg

[Pieces Hit]

And I could kick the crap out of all the dead ones as well.
Don't even mess with me Valentino, you lifeless *****.

[jk the sooner fan]

dude, dont short yourself........there's a BUNCH of dead celebrities you've never even considered

[ChickSoonerFan]

Amy Smart
Kirsten Dunst
Reese Witherspoon

[proud gonzo]

sean penn

[IronSooner]

http://www.cdpoint.com.br/imagens/72438468542.jpg

[VeeJay]

Anybody in Green Day
Marilyn Manson

[mdklatt]

Amy Smart
Kirsten Dunst
Reese Witherspoon

Whip?

Or lick? :texan:

[Taxman71]

Devo

[mdklatt]

Steely Dan. I'm pretty sure I could kick that guy's ***.

[salth2o]

Tom Cruise

[Mjcpr]

Don Knotts

[ChickSoonerFan]

Whip?

Or lick? :texan:

Whip of course as in kick their A5S.

Why would I want to lick them...I am a girl...you know that right?


;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

Whip of course as in kick their A5S.

Why would I want to lick them...I am a girl...you know that right?


;)

I didn't mean this. Those three girls are lovely, nice young ladies. Matter of fact, I'd probably leave Stanley alone with all 3 of them.

[proud gonzo]

wait, aren't we supposed to be making fun of him while he can't defend himself? :confused:

:D

[BudSooner]

wait, aren't we supposed to be making fun of him while he can't defend himself? :confused:

:D

Now, be nice......only make fun of him when his pc has crashed.:mack:

[VeeJay]

Dan...Freekin'...Fogelberg

Man...what a wimp!

[pb4ou]

I could whip ole' Roger

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3131/rogerrabbitb100224826ip.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[walkoffsooner]

Richard Simmons, Burt Reynolds, I think I could take Pamela Anderson unless she got me in a scissor lock but I would still try to lick her.

[bigdsooner]

alec baldwin
newman
george castanza

[IB4OU2]

Don Knotts

Now or then? :confused:

[lexsooner]

Celebrity guys I know I could whip:

Michael J. Fox
Gary Coleman
Mini Me
Al Pacino
Dustin Hoffman
Paul Simon
Willie Nelson
Joey Bishop
The guy who played Nicholas on Eight is Enough
Dick Button
Tom Petty
Elton John
Michael Jackson


Celebrity gals who would whup the crap out of me:

Picaboo Street (Olympic skier who threw a female body builder gladiator out of the ring on American Gladiators, like it was no contest).

Sigourney Weaver - tall, fit, tough, smart, educated - probably takes expensive martial arts lessons in Manhattan. Well-conditioned from Pilates and spinning classes at Bally's in Upper East End, Manhattan.

Ms. Mueresmo the Australian Open tennis champ. No contest. She would turn me into a pretzel.

Lucy Lawless.

Jennifer Garner - athletic, quick, trained in martial arts, very driven and spirited. She would be a tough.

Cheryl Swoops. Could beat 99% of men to a pulp.

Sharon Stone - her venomous mean streak combined with sharp finger nail scratching would do great damage.

Geena Davis - tall, full-bodied, and driven.

[OklahomaRed]

Woody Harrelson & Ted Danson. I always wanted to walk in to Cheers and whip em both. They never were very nice to Norm !

:D

[GDC]

Vin Diesel, and I'd make him like it.

[sanantoniosooner]

Vin Diesel, and I'd make him like it.
sounds kind of kinky

[Al Gore]

I would b*tch slap Angela Lansbury....

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I would beat up Mickey Rourke, The Rock, and Jackie Chan....since it is obvious none of you people have any sense...Angela Lansbury beats up bitches!!! Sean PENN!!! PLEASE HE IS FROM MALIBU!!!! He Would kick everyone on this board's A5s!!!

[proud gonzo]

I would beat up Mickey Rourke, The Rock, and Jackie Chan....since it is obvious none of you people have any sense...Angela Lansbury beats up bitches!!! Sean PENN!!! PLEASE HE IS FROM MALIBU!!!! He Would kick everyone on this board's A5s!!!

you underestimate the power of my rage :D

[mdklatt]

I am a girl...you know that right?


;)

Stanley's not even cold yet and she's already on the make. :D

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Unless you are the Lord and Savior Mohemmed(note: used Mohemmed to avoid having my embassy burned) there is no way you can beat up Sean Penn....Sean Penn single handedly stopped the flooding in New Orleans...stopped Radical Islam in Iran!!! THE MAN IS A MAN's MAN!!!!

[proud gonzo]

Unless you are the Lord and Savior Mohemmed(note: used Mohemmed to avoid having my embassy burned) there is no way you can beat up Sean Penn....Sean Penn single handedly stopped the flooding in New Orleans...stopped Radical Islam in Iran!!! THE MAN IS A MAN's MAN!!!!

know what I hear when you say that? "FLAMING WHINYBITCH SISSY"

[BoogercountySooner]

Peter Frampton
Ben Stiller come meet the badest Focker little man
Dean Blevins talk about a humoungus P&^%y
Jena Davis I wouldn't whoop here but I would play dentist and fill her cavity
The ones we don't speak of you know $t#nley and J(7ed i could whoop both of these baned fools especially on a Saturday night while they're drunk!:D :D