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Red October
2/6/2006, 02:53 PM
... and the hottest stripper in the place comes up to you and offers a 3 set lap dance to your choice of music.

What do you choose?

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Closer - Nine inch Nails
New World Order - Ministry
Three Days - Janes Addiction
royalfan5
2/6/2006, 02:58 PM
Back in Black-AC/DC
More Human than Human-Rob Zombie
Shiny Happy People-REM (Just for the hell of it)

This thread reminds me of being in a strip club where the stripper used Standing Outside the Fire by Garth Brooks. I kept having visions of the Special Olympics while she was performing because of the video for the song.Pretty much killed the experince.
oumartin
2/6/2006, 02:59 PM
i've never been in one of the sleeze joints! ;)
Ike
2/6/2006, 03:04 PM
Grateful Dead-Terrapin Station(16:10)
Jethro Tull-Thick As A Brick (43:50)
Pink Floyd-Echoes (23:31)

they might not be the best strippin music, but I think they'd get the job done :D
crawfish
2/6/2006, 03:06 PM
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, three times. ;)
jk the sooner fan
2/6/2006, 03:06 PM
if you put the words "favorite" and "Strip club" together.......

well, add "issues".... ;)

just sayin
crawfish
2/6/2006, 03:07 PM
Grateful Dead-Terrapin Station(16:10)
Jethro Tull-Thick As A Brick (43:50)
Pink Floyd-Echoes (23:31)

they might not be the best strippin music, but I think they'd get the job done :D

Dang you. :mad:
Stanley1
2/6/2006, 03:07 PM
November Rain is pretty long too, if I remember correctly.
Beef
2/6/2006, 03:08 PM
One of the coolest lap dances I've ever received was to Pearl Jam's "Black". Not a song you would think of for being great for a lap dance, but it worked.
1stTimeCaller
2/6/2006, 03:09 PM
What would that cost at Sugar's? bout tree fiddy?
Ike
2/6/2006, 03:09 PM
November Rain is pretty long too, if I remember correctly.
yeah, but its still in the single digits minute-wise....
SoonerWood
2/6/2006, 03:10 PM
Grateful Dead-Terrapin Station(16:10)
Jethro Tull-Thick As A Brick (43:50)
Pink Floyd-Echoes (23:31)

they might not be the best strippin music, but I think they'd get the job done :D

beat me to it

Except I think the live version of Moby Dick would fit in there too
KABOOKIE
2/6/2006, 03:11 PM
Grateful Dead-Terrapin Station(16:10)
Jethro Tull-Thick As A Brick (43:50)
Pink Floyd-Echoes (23:31)

they might not be the best strippin music, but I think they'd get the job done :D


Dude, if you had one of those "ladies" on you for that long it'd take you 10 times as long as that and case of Lava soap to get that Stripper Perfume smell off you.
Beef
2/6/2006, 03:16 PM
beat me to it

Except I think the live version of Moby Dick would fit in there too
Heh. You said dick. And beat me. And your name's wood.
handcrafted
2/6/2006, 03:41 PM
... and the hottest stripper in the place comes up to you and offers a 3 set lap dance to your choice of music.



There's an oxymoron in that sentence somewhere. :)
Skysooner
2/6/2006, 03:44 PM
There's an oxymoron in that sentence somewhere. :)

Beat me to it.

Here are some examples.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html
Spray
2/6/2006, 03:59 PM
Beat me to it.

Here are some examples.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html

After careful review if you held a gun to my head I would go with Skank #1. Congratulations!

Other notes:

#3- Flipping off camera

#9- Doesn't give a hoot. She pollutes.

#11- "Did I get the part?"

#15- YIKES!

#17- "I'm soooo waaasted."

#21- Foxy Lady, indeed.

#22- Oh dear God.

#23- It can't get any worse.

#25- Yes, yes it can.
jk the sooner fan
2/6/2006, 04:07 PM
whats funny is that some of those girls were arrested for "exposure"......at a strip club

how stupid
1stTimeCaller
2/6/2006, 04:17 PM
see, that's what I don't understand the charge of 'Exposure of sex organs'. Wimmins sex organs are up inside them and not visible. I read a year or two ago where two girls at some college were arrested for this and they successfully defended themselves in Court.
jk the sooner fan
2/6/2006, 04:17 PM
i think you're confusing "reproductive system" with "organs"
1stTimeCaller
2/6/2006, 04:20 PM
i think you're confusing "reproductive system" with "organs"

nope. 2 coeds at Wisconsin or Michigan successfully defended themselves with that argument. I read about it a year or two ago.

I think you are confusing oriface for organs. ;)

hell, they could have had wookie bush and thus you couldn't see anything. I can't remember the specifics.