Y'know, I have never had a kiss begin with Kay [Archive]

royalfan5

2/6/2006, 02:32 PM

I don't know why the FTC doesn't get on this blatant false advertising.

crawfish

2/6/2006, 02:39 PM

It's because you're too busy getting snubbed because you didn't buy Jared.

Jimminy Crimson

2/6/2006, 02:41 PM

You get better kisses when they begin with BC Clark's or Samuel Gordon.

Viking Kitten

2/6/2006, 02:42 PM

When they begin with Tiffany's, there might even be some tongue involved.

Viking Kitten

2/6/2006, 02:43 PM

For Cartier, we would be talking full-on tonsil hockey.

SoonerWood

2/6/2006, 02:44 PM

The FTC can't do much because the word 'Kiss' does begin with 'K' :D

Pieces Hit

2/6/2006, 02:44 PM

You obviously don't know Kay that well.
She gets around.

Ike

2/6/2006, 02:57 PM

what you are unaware of however is that kay jewlers has patented 'the kiss.'

so every time you have had a kiss, you owe them royalties on it.

they are rounding up the lawyers now to sue the pants off of everybody.

ChickSoonerFan

2/6/2006, 03:02 PM

You are making that up as a reason to skip the kissing and get to other stuff. Stop. You are missing some good stuff if you skip that part. ;)

soonerbrat

2/6/2006, 03:06 PM

what you are unaware of however is that kay jewlers has patented 'the kiss.'

so every time you have had a kiss, you owe them royalties on it.

they are rounding up the lawyers now to sue the pants off of everybody.

it takes more than a kiss to get my pants off.

TUSooner

2/6/2006, 04:20 PM

The FTC can't do much because the word 'Kiss' does begin with 'K' :D
Aha! rf5 can't spell.

royalfan5

2/6/2006, 04:21 PM

Aha! rf5 can't spell.
Plus, I not very observant either.