View Full Version : Y'know, I have never had a kiss begin with Kay
royalfan5
2/6/2006, 02:32 PM
I don't know why the FTC doesn't get on this blatant false advertising.
crawfish
2/6/2006, 02:39 PM
It's because you're too busy getting snubbed because you didn't buy Jared.
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 02:41 PM
You get better kisses when they begin with BC Clark's or Samuel Gordon.
Viking Kitten
2/6/2006, 02:42 PM
When they begin with Tiffany's, there might even be some tongue involved.
Viking Kitten
2/6/2006, 02:43 PM
For Cartier, we would be talking full-on tonsil hockey.
SoonerWood
2/6/2006, 02:44 PM
The FTC can't do much because the word 'Kiss' does begin with 'K' :D
Pieces Hit
2/6/2006, 02:44 PM
You obviously don't know Kay that well.
She gets around.
what you are unaware of however is that kay jewlers has patented 'the kiss.'
so every time you have had a kiss, you owe them royalties on it.
they are rounding up the lawyers now to sue the pants off of everybody.
ChickSoonerFan
2/6/2006, 03:02 PM
You are making that up as a reason to skip the kissing and get to other stuff. Stop. You are missing some good stuff if you skip that part. ;)
soonerbrat
2/6/2006, 03:06 PM
what you are unaware of however is that kay jewlers has patented 'the kiss.'
so every time you have had a kiss, you owe them royalties on it.
they are rounding up the lawyers now to sue the pants off of everybody.
it takes more than a kiss to get my pants off.
TUSooner
2/6/2006, 04:20 PM
The FTC can't do much because the word 'Kiss' does begin with 'K' :D
Aha! rf5 can't spell.
royalfan5
2/6/2006, 04:21 PM
Aha! rf5 can't spell.
Plus, I not very observant either.
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