View Full Version : I need some good dorm room pranks!
Ardmore_Sooner
2/5/2006, 05:42 PM
Anything people, I just need something to get my suite mate with. Any and all suggestions are open!;)
GottaHavePride
2/5/2006, 05:51 PM
Wrap everything they own in toilet paper. Then fill the room floor-to-ceiling with unrolled toilet paper.
GottaHavePride
2/5/2006, 05:52 PM
Or: Cover their floor about 6" deep with sand. They'll never, ever get rid of it all.
silverwheels
2/5/2006, 05:52 PM
A guy down the hall from me last year got his entire room filled to the ceiling with crumpled up newspaper.
silverwheels
2/5/2006, 05:55 PM
Break into his room when he's not there by using a wire hanger on his bathroom door lock, and smoke weed in there. Make sure the smell is everywhere. Then call the campus police and/or RAs when he gets back and complain about the smell of mary jane.
proud gonzo
2/5/2006, 06:06 PM
fill the room with balloons. ...if you REALLY wanted to get him, put something in the balloons for when he decides to pop them all to dispose of them faster. (flour or something.... or if you want to be REALLY mean you could go with something like sour milk... koolaid, juice (stains and makes everything sticky) don't put a whole lot in there... so they can't really tell until they pop the balloons)
SoonerBorn68
2/5/2006, 06:07 PM
Go to the thrift store and buy an LP--ie 33 1/2 rpm vinyl long playing record (for the pups). Push the end in to make it open & fill it with shaving cream. Set under your mark's down and jump on it. Great fun. :D
Or, if your victim's door opens to the inside, get a big trash can full of water (& trash), prop up against the door & knock. :D
BillyBall
2/5/2006, 06:08 PM
Crickets......
Ardmore_Sooner
2/5/2006, 06:09 PM
Go to the thrift store and buy an LP--ie 33 1/2 rmp vinyl long playing record (for the pups). Push the end in to make it open & fill it with shaving cream. Set under your mark's down and jump on it. Great fun. :D
Or, if your victim's door opens to the inside, get a big trash can full of water (& trash), prop up against the door & knock. :D
Don't worry that one has been done numerous times. :)
proud gonzo
2/5/2006, 06:10 PM
duct tape all across the doorframe, so when he opens the door he can't see out
BillyBall
2/5/2006, 06:11 PM
Saran wrap their toilets
SoonerBorn68
2/5/2006, 06:12 PM
We got a buddy's car and covered it entirely with wet newspaper. Called him later & said we saw him in the paper.
Ardmore_Sooner
2/5/2006, 06:15 PM
Saran wrap their toilets
I would but its my toilet too. :(
soonerscuba
2/5/2006, 06:15 PM
Freeze a can of shaving cream, hide it in his dorm, wait.
OUAndy1807
2/5/2006, 06:19 PM
shave off one eyebrow
put kiddie porn on their computer and call the cops on them
knock on their door and spray them in the face with a fire extinguisher when they open it
light their mattress on fire.
penny lock the door, short sheet his bed, saran wrap his door opening.
It would take some time, but you could move everything out of his room to the yard. Set it up exactly like he has it inside. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of that.
royalfan5
2/5/2006, 06:20 PM
I was involved in a running prank war that center around theft of greek letter flags and upside down furniture. Turning all furniture(And I do mean every thing) upside down in a room is an underrated prank.
BoogercountySooner
2/5/2006, 06:29 PM
Get in his room and take heat Balm and lightly line his underwear in the crotch area.
Okla-homey
2/5/2006, 08:29 PM
Tell him you think he's cute and would like to get to know him "that" way.
soonerboomer93
2/5/2006, 09:15 PM
sneak in his room at night, and dunk his hand in warm water
1st rule though, is to buy a lock for the door into your suite from the bathroom
jrsooner
2/5/2006, 09:20 PM
Tell him you think he's cute and would like to get to know him "that" way.On that note...instead of you saying he's cute, make an "anonymous" note to him stating that he's sexy and is admired by the note writer.
Then send him one every few days, with casual hints about his day that only someone that was watching/stalking him would know. :)
OklahomaTrombone
2/5/2006, 09:26 PM
1. Go to Burger king and get a cup.
2. **** in the cup.
3. Place cup in your suitemates room.
4. Profit!
A friend of mine did this but instead of putting in his suitemates room he put it in the elevator
garland sooner
2/6/2006, 02:11 PM
get some jello mix make the toilet water jello.
garland sooner
2/6/2006, 02:12 PM
put lots of food underneath his bed. Most people don't look underneath their bed, so put something like a carton of milk open and play the waiting game.
garland sooner
2/6/2006, 02:13 PM
Fill a condom with water and put it in the fridge with the open end of the condom barely sticking out of the closed fridge. When he opens it, it'll spill water all over.
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 02:23 PM
If he has a date with a beyonce and plans on bringing her home later, put up a Brokeback Mountain poster, and a chippendale calendar, gay porn screen saver.
Oh, and run a pin through all his condoms. :D
YWIA!
handcrafted
2/6/2006, 02:27 PM
If in Walker or Adams most of those furniture pranks won't work. Everything is nailed down and there's no space under the beds.
I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned the obvious: Do a Najeh Davenport in his laundry basket. :D
If in Walker or Adams most of those furniture pranks won't work. Everything is nailed down and there's no space under the beds.
I think you can shove food between the springs under the mattress.
Smoke a cigar in his closet.
Norm In Norman
2/6/2006, 02:35 PM
Have sex with his girlfriend.
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 02:36 PM
If it wasn't dorm toilets, I'd suggest a Top Shelf.
Open a can of tuna and hide it somewhere.
Put a little ranch dressing or mayo inside his tube of toothpaste.
Lemon juice in his milk carton.
Email him a picture of your sack on his pillow.
JohnnyMack
2/6/2006, 02:44 PM
When I was at Walker Tower my freshman year my suitemate was popping off about some hot *** chick who was a junior, I think she was either a Pi Phi or a Theta, who was taking him out. After hearing about it for an entire week I figured it was my duty to humiliate him. Got the nastiest of nasty *** porno rags I could find, went out my front door taped pics from the mag all over his door right before she came to pick him up.
Needless to say it was the only time they went out.
Get sticky with Nicky I think is what it was called.
opksooner
2/6/2006, 02:48 PM
A couple shrimp stuffed into the heater vents of his car.
SeattleOUstudent
2/6/2006, 03:03 PM
Have sex with his girlfriend.
Yeah....then punch his mom in the face. Gets em every time!
IronSooner
2/6/2006, 03:07 PM
Come in drunk one night and **** in his closet. It's a classic.
AMSooner
2/6/2006, 03:20 PM
Find a giant pair of women's underwear, preferably in a bright color. Hide them in places where he will find them in public, like in his coat pocket, or in a textbook, backpack, or even tape them inside a notebook.
handcrafted
2/6/2006, 03:25 PM
I think you can shove food between the springs under the mattress.
Smoke a cigar in his closet.
Those Walker/Adams beds had *springs*????????
Coulda fooled me.
handcrafted
2/6/2006, 03:27 PM
Email him a picture of your sack on his pillow.
Heh. :D That's quality. But make sure it's *under* the pillowcase. :D
putastar
2/6/2006, 03:28 PM
put fresh dog poo or tuna inside the heater/ac vent... turn heater on
do an upperdecker if he has a toilet w/ a lid on back.... poo in top of toilet and watch enjoyment as roommate flushes toilet.
Partial Qualifier
2/6/2006, 03:30 PM
If you have access to his bathroom when he's in there, the old pitcher-of-icewater-dumped-over-the-shower-curtain never failed to incite anger & hatred.
They got me once good with a couple dozen grasshoppers stuck under my sheets down where mah feet are. And these were big-*** Louisiana grasshoppers. Ive never moved so fast in all my life :mad:
http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/11/collegehumor.1631407.451xAUTO.jpg
BillyBall
2/6/2006, 05:08 PM
**** in his shampoo bottle
salth2o
2/6/2006, 05:11 PM
torch the place....hahahahah...that always gets a laugh!
crawfish
2/6/2006, 05:13 PM
Stinkbait in the AC unit is a funny and effective joke...just make sure you don't live within three dorm rooms of him. :)
torch the place....hahahahah...that always gets a laugh!
Word. Arson is some funny shiite.
Wait until he passes out after a long night of partying. Set his clock ahead several hours so he'll wake up in a few minutes and think he needs to go to class.
JohnnyMack
2/6/2006, 05:39 PM
Word. Arson is some funny shiite.
Nothing says "funny" like a felony.
Sooner_Havok
2/6/2006, 05:48 PM
Dry Ice, Two liter bottle, and some water. Mix and screw cap on tightly. Then...RUN LIKE HELL! Guy did that in the Jones House a couple of years back. Shock the building from the forth floor to the basement!
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 05:53 PM
Dry Ice, Two liter bottle, and some water. Mix and screw cap on tightly. Then...RUN LIKE HELL! Guy did that in the Jones House a couple of years back. Shock the building from the forth floor to the basement!
It'd be sweet to have the FBI and Homeland Security dept on your ***, as well.
JohnnyMack
2/6/2006, 05:57 PM
It'd be sweet to have the FBI and Homeland Security dept on your ***, as well.
Why don't we counterfeit some bills while we're at it and get really crazy?
Sooner_Havok
2/6/2006, 05:59 PM
Why don't we counterfeit some bills while we're at it and get really crazy?
You know how to do that? That would be sweet:cool:
BillyBall
2/6/2006, 05:59 PM
Nothing says "joker" better than a suicide bombing
Put a severed horses head in his bed while he's sleeping.
Works even better if it's his horse.
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 06:25 PM
Nair in his shaving cream and shampoo! :texan:
...I take no responsibility for it, though.
Herr Scholz
2/6/2006, 06:27 PM
put lots of food underneath his bed. Most people don't look underneath their bed, so put something like a carton of milk open and play the waiting game.
Same concept but just take a big dump in a shoe box and hide it in his closet. He'll have to dry clean every garment he owns. After a week of wondering what the hell reaks.
Toilet pranks are good - run a small hidden tube from the tank (fasten it to where the water comes in to fill up the tank) up around a towel or something so that when he flushes, the water will go streaming all over him.
If he has a fridge or cabinets, booby trap them so that eggs fall out when he opens the doors.
If he keeps frozen food, steal a frozen dinner, cut out the bottom and remove the contents, then replace a dead rat in there and secure the bottom back on. It can't look tampered with. Smells really good in the microwave.
Get into a water gun fight with him but make sure your super soaker gun is filled with urine. Tell him the truth afterwards.
Something more benign would be to fill up his A/C vents in his car with hole punches so that when he turns it on, they'll go everywhere.
Herr Scholz
2/6/2006, 06:28 PM
Put a huge ziploc bag full of pudding (with the seal slightly open) under his pillow or blanket so that when he plops down on his bed, pudding explodes everywhere.
If you know where he lives, go to his house one weekend and kill the family pets.
That's awesome.
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 06:34 PM
Make a hanging air freshner for his car from a dozen or so used tampons.
Clip your nails in his bed.
Sign him up for some gay email lists and aids awareness groups, or the campus GLBSTA or whatever its called.
Get a keg of non alcoholic beer and tell everyone its contents except him. He'll pretend to be sh!tfaced.
Nothing beats a good kick in the nuts.
OklahomaTrombone
2/6/2006, 06:37 PM
Do him in teh butt.
Buy a blow-up doll of a dude and one night when he's out put it under his covers and tell him some girl is waiting for him in his room.
Take out the mattress and replace it with cinderblocks, put his sheets over the cinderblocks.
Go buy like five old fashion alarm-clocks and place them in different places to go off at different times.
IronSooner
2/6/2006, 06:37 PM
Leave a dead hooker hanging on a hook in the bathroom. Or between his mattresses.
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 06:41 PM
Spooj on his pillow.
OklahomaTrombone
2/6/2006, 06:44 PM
One time when you really need to take a dump and he's not there, go into his room and **** on the back of his door/floor
Penguin
2/6/2006, 06:52 PM
Give him neg spek and don't sign it.
Ardmore_Sooner
2/6/2006, 07:54 PM
A guy down the hall from me last year got his entire room filled to the ceiling with crumpled up newspaper.
At this time we are now saving up the newspapers, we have a good 40 newspapers thus far! We are going to wait a week or two to save them up though.
Ardmore_Sooner
2/6/2006, 07:55 PM
Do him in teh butt.
Buy a blow-up doll of a dude and one night when he's out put it under his covers and tell him some girl is waiting for him in his room.
Take out the mattress and replace it with cinderblocks, put his sheets over the cinderblocks.
Go buy like five old fashion alarm-clocks and place them in different places to go off at different times.
Wow that's hilarious!
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 11:33 PM
call some 900 numbers with his cell phone
make some brownies with ex lax in them
soonerbrat
2/6/2006, 11:34 PM
**** in his shampoo bottle
better yet, put NAIR in it :D
picasso
2/6/2006, 11:37 PM
Fill a condom with water and put it in the fridge with the open end of the condom barely sticking out of the closed fridge. When he opens it, it'll spill water all over.
better yet, put a used one underneath his covers.
handcrafted
2/6/2006, 11:42 PM
Put a huge ziploc bag full of pudding (with the seal slightly open) under his pillow or blanket so that when he plops down on his bed, pudding explodes everywhere.
Same trick, except with Cheez-its. :D
proud gonzo
2/6/2006, 11:49 PM
steal his kidney while he's asleep.
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 11:51 PM
better yet, put a used one inside his mom.
:eek:
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 11:52 PM
better yet, put NAIR in it :D
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1187210&postcount=53
:texan:
soonerbrat
2/6/2006, 11:53 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1187210&postcount=53
:texan:
dammit, i can't read everything!
Jimminy Crimson
2/6/2006, 11:54 PM
dammit, i can't read everything!
You probably skipped the middle part of the Bible, too! ;)
soonerbrat
2/6/2006, 11:56 PM
it's the A D D
i just can't get thru it
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