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85Sooner
2/5/2006, 11:09 AM
"Americans, this stuff that some sources sling around about America

wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bull****.

Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans as opposed

to the pansy assed politically correct liberals, love the sting and

clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because

you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are

here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be

anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real americans and

all real americans like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were

kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner,

the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American

football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate

a loser. Americans despise cowards and Even though there are many people in

this country that are not True americans, Americans play to win all of the

time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a person who lost and laughed.

That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the

very idea of losing is hateful to an American."

"You are not all going to die," "Only two percent of you right here

today would die in a major attack. Death must not be feared. Death, in

time, comes to all people. Yes, every person is scared when an attack

happens.

If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight

the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them

watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is

the Person who fights even though he/she is scared. Some folks get over their

fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it

takes days. But a real American will never let hisher fear of death

overpower their honor, their sense of duty to their country, and their innate

Citizenship. Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human

being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all

that is base. Americans pride themselves on being He/She Men and they ARE

He/She Men. Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and

probably more so. They are not supermen."

"All through your careers, you men and women have bitched about what

you call "chicken **** terror level alerts". That, like everything else has a

definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred

into every american. I don't give a **** for an American who's not

always on his toes. You are Americans or you wouldn't be here. You are

ready for what's to come. An american must be alert at all times if

he/she expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a Raghead

son-of-an-*******-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to

death with a sockful of ****!"

. "There are over five thousand neatly marked graves somewhere in

America ", "All because a few men were too chicken **** to go after

these radicals when they had the chance. "now there are terrorist

graves, because we decided enough, and we caught and killed the bastards.

"A Country is a

team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual

heroic stuff is pure horse ****. The bilious bastards who write that

kind of stuff for the New York Times and Washington post don't know any

more about real fighting under fire than they know about ****ing!"


"We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and

the best men in the world", "Why, by God, I actually pity those poor

sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do".

"Americans don't surrender", "I don't want to hear of any American in

my term being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you

can still fight back. That's not just bull **** either. The kind of man

that I want in my command is just like the lieutenant in Afganistan ,

who, with a Glock against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the

gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the Taliban with

his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went out and killed another

Taliban fighter before they knew what the hell was coming off. And, all

of that time, this man had a bullet through a lung. There was a real

man!"

, "All of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either.

Every single man and woman in America plays a vital role. Don't ever

let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every person has

a job to do and he must do it. Every person is a vital link in the

great chain. What if every truck driver suddenly decided that he didn't

like the whine of those conservatives, turned yellow, and jumped

headlong into a ditch? The cowardly bastard could say, "Hell, they

won't miss me, just one man in thousands". But, what if every

person thought that way? Where in the hell would we be now? What would

our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be like? No,

Goddamnit, Real Americans don't think like that. Every person does

his/her job. Every person serves the whole. Every department, every

unit, is important in the vast scheme of this war. The ordnance men are

needed to supply the guns and machinery of war to keep us rolling. The

Citizens as a whole are needed to bring up food and clothes because

where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last

person in america has a job to do, even the one who drain funds from

there fellow americans because their to lazy to work.

"Each person must not think only of himself/herself, but also of his

fellow American fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in

America.They can have San Francisco only. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will breed

more cowards. The brave men and women will breed more brave men and

women. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of

brave men and women. One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a

fellow on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of a furious fire fight

in Iraq. I stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up there at a

time like that. He answered, "Fixing the wire, Sir". I asked, "Isn't

that a little unhealthy right about now?" He answered, "Yes Sir, but

the Goddamned wire has to be fixed". I asked, "Don't those insurgents

strafing the road bother you?" And he answered, "No, Sir, but you sure

as hell do!" Now, there was a real man. A real American. There was a

man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how seemingly

insignificant his duty might appear at the time, no matter how great

the odds. And you should have seen those trucks on the rode to Bagdad.

Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over

those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering from

their course, with shells bursting all around them all of the time. We

got through on good old American guts. Many of those men drove for over

forty consecutive hours. These men/women weren't combat infantry, but

they were soldiers with a job to do. They did it, and in one hell of a

way they did it. They were part of a team. Without team effort, without

them, the fight would have been lost. All of the links in the chain

pulled together and the chain became unbreakable."



"Don't forget," "alot of you People don't want me to be here. every

liberal politician, media outlet and coward in america has made that

fact clear. The world supposedly thinks we are the bad guys. I'm not

supposed to be commanding this Country, The UN is. I'm not even

supposed to be here in Iraq. Let the first bastards to find out be the

Goddamned Insurgents and radical Muslims. Some day I want to see them

raise up on their ****-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's

the Goddamned Americans again and that son-of-a-****ing-bitch Bush'."

"We want to get the hell over there", "The quicker we clean up this

Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the

purple ****ing Iranians and clean out their nest, too. Before the

Goddamned UN get all of the credit."
.

"Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest

way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The

quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way

home is through Iraq and Tehran. And when we get to Tehran", he yelled,

"I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch

Iranian Leader. Just like I'd shoot a snake!"

"When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a

Terrorist will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell

with taking it. My citizens don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to.

Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep going about your lives daily.

And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war,

but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Radical Muslims

that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not

going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their

living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.

We're going to murder those lousy Hun **********s by the

bushel-****ing-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to

spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly.

Shoot them in the guts. When the liberal media tells you you are wrong

and their bombarding you with cindy sheehan stories, Look back to 9/11

and realize that instead of liberal theories it's really about the

blood and guts of what once was one of your fellow citizens,then,

you'll know what to do!"

"I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position."

We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the U.N. do that. We are

advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto

anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and

kick the living **** out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of

operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether

we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go

through him like crap through a goose; like **** through a tin horn!"

"From time to time there will be some complaints By liberal

politicians, the media and cowards,that we are pushing our people too

hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in

the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of

blood. The harder WE push, the more Terrorists we will kill. The more

Terrorists we kill, the fewer of our men and women will be killed.

Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that."

"There is one great thing that you folks will all be able to say after

this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that

twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your

grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did, you WON'T have to

cough, shift him to the other knee and say, "Well, your Granddaddy

worked for the ACLU." No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and

say, "Son, your Granddaddy supported the bold strategy of george W Bush

and helped squash the evil thing that was called radical muslim

terror!":D

fadada1
2/5/2006, 11:28 AM
LET'S KICK SOME ***!!!!!!!!!!

soonerscuba
2/5/2006, 02:14 PM
How supremely ironic.

lexsooner
2/5/2006, 03:50 PM
I've seen this over e-mails, back when most people actually supported the war. Looking at it again a couple of years later, it's pretty funny. It's sort of the ironic nostalgia you see in things which are now humorous but were sent out as serious back in the day. Thanks for the memories. It was my one big laugh for the day.

I can only imagine how a career professional military man like Patton would have reacted to Executive Branch bureaucrats who ignored the advice of military professionals in running the war in Iraq. He hated those types with a passion during WWII, so I could only imagine how he would take to Cheney and Rumsfeld and their minions.

Would Patton also have slapped Bush, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, and Cheney for being chicken hawk draft dodgers?

sooneron
2/5/2006, 03:53 PM
What was W's strategy, again?


seriously

85Sooner
2/5/2006, 05:01 PM
Actually I was depressed and edited it myself this morning.

85Sooner
2/5/2006, 05:02 PM
What was W's strategy, again?


seriously


If you don't know by now you will not ever get it.

sooneron
2/5/2006, 05:09 PM
If you don't know by now you will not ever get it.
Any friends in the stated department? I do
Any relatives that are Brig. Generals at the pentagon? I do.

Both agree that the strategy for the first year plus was succ.

lexsooner
2/5/2006, 05:48 PM
Any friends in the stated department? I do
Any relatives that are Brig. Generals at the pentagon? I do.

Both agree that the strategy for the first year plus was succ.

The Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld crew has been about as dismissive and disrespective towards the career military officers in the Pentagon as any executive branch in history. This arrogance from a bunch of chicken hawk suits doomed them to failure.

So what was the point of this post, again? I only looked at it because I was puzzled by the grammatical error in the title.

85Sooner
2/5/2006, 05:51 PM
Any friends in the stated department? I do
Any relatives that are Brig. Generals at the pentagon? I do.

Both agree that the strategy for the first year plus was succ.

No But I do have a client who is one of the major intel sources for both of the above.

Actually, is it not a fact that most of the people in the state department were under put there under Clinton? I have heard that the CIA, State Department etc... have fought W from the beginning.

As far as the Pentegon, I would believe a little more if it was from his joint chiefs.

My personal opinion is and has always been (although you can call it uninformed) That the Middle east has always been a messy powderkeg of irrational governments and dictatorships. I personally believe that the goal is larger than just afganistan and iraq. I have always believed the goal was IRAN from day one. The head of the snake as I have heard people put it. Interestingly that is where it is seeming to head. I believe Bush has been a good stratigist in the overall sceme ie: military, foreign policy etc... It is a difficult balancing act. No one is getting all that they want. They say that alot of people are against the war but I believe that alot of people are against the fact that we havn't been agressive enough (including me) So I wondered why we would not be more aggressive? Maybe with the forethought that we are gonna need the people of afganistan, iraq etc... in several ways when it comes to helping the people of Iran finally overcome the mullahs and getting rid of the crap they have been pulling for over30 years. Interesting that our moves over the past bush admins have put us in a position to be basically surrounding IRAN. Maybe thats why they are squawking so much lately. They have to know that it is not in their best interest to be surrounded by the US Military. But thats just my BS opinion. Heh