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william_brasky
2/3/2006, 09:24 PM
Done-ski.
12
2/3/2006, 09:33 PM
DEAR MERCIFUL HEAVENS!
william_brasky
2/3/2006, 09:48 PM
I heard that Sheryl hates that he had cancer.

That and she's hooked up with Sheryl Swoops.
soonerscuba
2/3/2006, 09:53 PM
Why does Sheryl Crow hate balls?
lexsooner
2/3/2006, 10:16 PM
I heard that Sheryl hates that he had cancer.

That and she's hooked up with Sheryl Swoops.

Well, I am sure Lance hates that she has genital herpes, but he is willing to let that go. Two peas in pod, as far as I am concerned.
william_brasky
2/3/2006, 10:21 PM
Kid Rock ****ed 'er.
Jerk
2/3/2006, 10:23 PM
Kid Rock ****ed 'er.

No...He "rocked that p***y up and down the coast, g!"
william_brasky
2/3/2006, 10:25 PM
No...He "rocked that p***y up and down the coast, g!"

I stand corrected.
Jerk
2/3/2006, 10:31 PM
I stand corrected.

np, dude.

btw- "I'm a cowboy, baby!" sure has taken on a new meaning lately, hasn't it?
Penguin
2/8/2006, 04:41 PM
Anybody surprised?

I mean, bicyclists are known to suffer from a certain medical condition that may effect a marriage.
colleyvillesooner
2/8/2006, 04:43 PM
Are we talking about Howzit?
mdklatt
2/8/2006, 04:45 PM
Anybody surprised?

I mean, bicyclists are known to suffer from a certain medical condition that may effect a marriage.

Getting your nads lopped off can't help, either.
Penguin
2/8/2006, 04:52 PM
nads:a reproductive gland (as an ovary or testis) that produces gametes

He lost an ovary? What the hell is a gamete?
mdklatt
2/8/2006, 04:54 PM
What the hell is a gamete?

zygote/2
Mjcpr
2/8/2006, 04:54 PM
He lost an ovary? What the hell is a gamete?

I think she was in a couple episodes of The Cosby Show.
Penguin
2/8/2006, 04:56 PM
http://www.alysion.org/truelife/billions.jpg
mdklatt
2/8/2006, 04:59 PM
http://www.alysion.org/truelife/billions.jpg

Raise your hand if you thought this thread would ever end up here.
1stTimeCaller
2/8/2006, 05:06 PM
Is this where I get to plug Jack Ingram as he will be going on tour with her and will be her opening act during the dates of Feb. 28 through March 31st?
picasso
2/8/2006, 05:14 PM
give Lance a wig, fake mole and some make-up and I really can't tell the difference.
eat a friggin donut already there Sheryl.
TheHumanAlphabet
2/8/2006, 05:40 PM
So she has gen herps? Who knew???

I grew up skeered of that shi'ite from all the TV expose's and stuff.
Tear Down This Wall
2/8/2006, 05:41 PM
What's Lance's problem? Did he finally realize she's like 15 years older than him?
C&CDean
2/8/2006, 06:03 PM
Now that he ain't racing in the Tour de Commie anymore I say **** him. And her. He's a filthy whorn, and she's just filthy. I wouldn't hit it with 1TC's pee pee.
critical_phil
2/8/2006, 06:21 PM
Why does Sheryl Crow hate ball?


:)
BeetDigger
2/8/2006, 06:24 PM
He must have finally admitted that he loves his bike more than her.
walkoffsooner
2/8/2006, 08:35 PM
Did he lose them both or is it a unicycle.
1stTimeCaller
2/9/2006, 04:34 PM
Did I mention that this guyhttp://myspace-015.vo.llnwd.net/00489/51/09/489209015_l.jpg will be her opening act from Feb 28 thru Mar 31?
Fugue
2/9/2006, 04:36 PM
Did I mention that this guyhttp://myspace-015.vo.llnwd.net/00489/51/09/489209015_l.jpg will be her opening act from Feb 28 thru Mar 31?

that looks to be a helluva gig. Is that in someone's driveway?
1stTimeCaller
2/9/2006, 04:38 PM
Gruene Hall in Gruene Texas. Oldest dancehall in TX. Everyone that's anyone in country music has played there, for the most part. Willie, Waylon, Kris, George Strait, Jack Ingram...
Penguin
2/9/2006, 04:44 PM
Gametes, impotence, and a town called Groin, TX. This thread has it all.
pb4ou
2/9/2006, 04:47 PM
Did I mention that this guyhttp://myspace-015.vo.llnwd.net/00489/51/09/489209015_l.jpg will be her opening act from Feb 28 thru Mar 31?

Is that cigarette smoke or ectoplasm?
1stTimeCaller
2/9/2006, 04:49 PM
smoke. I swear I smoked 2 packs that night and never had a cigarette in my mouth.
Mjcpr
2/9/2006, 05:08 PM
smoke. I swear I smoked 2 packs that night and never had a cigarette in my mouth.

That's a sweet trick. Can you shoot ping pong balls out of yours too?
1stTimeCaller
2/9/2006, 05:09 PM
bowling balls. ping pong balls are for amateur night at Sugar's
critical_phil
2/9/2006, 05:12 PM
was this before or after you threw your panties at him?????

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/3751/jackhat3vk.jpg
1stTimeCaller
2/9/2006, 05:14 PM
after
VeeJay
2/9/2006, 05:17 PM
All she wants to do is have some fun before she dies.
mdklatt
2/9/2006, 05:23 PM
All she wants to do is have some fun before she dies.

I've got a feeling that she's not the only one.
BeetDigger
2/9/2006, 06:15 PM
Gametes, impotence, and a town called Groin, TX. This thread has it all.


And now panty throwing.