Heather Locklear

[william_brasky]

filed for divorce from Richie Sambora citing irreconcilable differences.

[critical_phil]

so, i still have a chance..........

[yermom]

about 20 years too late ;)

[GottaHavePride]

She doesn't look 44 years old. I'd still hit it.

[william_brasky]

arrest me officer, I've been a bad, bad boy
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_home/t_j__hooker__the_complete_first_and_second_seasons/heather_locklear/tjhooker1.jpg

[critical_phil]

http://insidewoodland.com/pictures/sonic/cheeseburger.jpg

[OUinFLA]

Sammy Jo!

http://www.skyrocketsoftware.com/HeartThrob/Graphics/HeartThrobTitle.jpg

[Widescreen]

She does nothing for me.


And by that, I mean there are lots of thing she could do for me but she would never give me the time of day.

[Herr Scholz]

I wonder what rock star she'll latch onto this time.

[critical_phil]

I wonder what rock star she'll latch onto this time.


i do play guitar.



just wanted to get my name out there in case she reads this board...

[Herr Scholz]

just wanted to get my name out there in case she reads this board...
Never hurts to cover your bets.

[critical_phil]

i'm sure mrs. critical would be o.k. on her own.



HL is a hall of famer, imo.

[fadada1]

I wonder what rock star she'll latch onto this time.
i partied like a rock star... once. does that count???

she'll be hot when she's 80.

[Herr Scholz]

i'm sure mrs. critical would be o.k. on her own.
Don't you have a clause in your marriage? "If I have the chance to sleep with the following 5 women, all bets are off..."

[Herr Scholz]

i partied like a rock star... once. does that count???
She was married to Tommie Lee. I'm sure she's not averse to that sort of thing.

[critical_phil]

Don't you have a clause in your marriage? "If I have the chance to sleep with the following 5 women, all bets are off..."

yep, except it's just one and not 5.

10 years ago it was christy turlington.

5 years ago i changed it to gisele bundchen.


last week i changed it to "the babysitter".

[C&CDean]

The American judge gives her about a 6.

Of course she'd rate higher if she had lips, hips, tits, and hadn't been spewed on by Tommy Lee.

[Skysooner]

She was my all-time favorite while I was growing up.

[fadada1]

She was married to Tommie Lee. I'm sure she's not averse to that sort of thing.
she's hot. but tommie made her damaged goods.

[Oldnslo]

she's hot. but tommie made her damaged goods.
Women are allowed to have a past.

Especially really hot women who have probably learned a Great Deal about how to handle Baldy the Clown.

[william_brasky]

http://www.samboraworldwide.com/heather5.jpg
The American judge gives her about a 6.

Of course she'd rate higher if she had lips, hips, tits, and hadn't been spewed on by Tommy Lee.

Yeah, she is a bit on the skinny side.

The Tommy Lee history does give her a skankish aspect.

With all that being said, I give her a 9.75

[Herr Scholz]

I agree with Dean. Too skinny. Plus I'm sure she has Hepatitis A, B and C.

[OUinFLA]

Don't you have a clause in your marriage? "If I have the chance to sleep with the following 5 women, all bets are off..."

I have that clause, It's the three "C's" for me, Christy, Claudia, Cindy.

However, in order to get that exception, I had to agree to Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner and Robert Redford for her.

I have lived quite comfortably with the agreement.

I've thought about renegotiating to add in some of the younger sexy things that I see nowdays, but then she would want to renegotiate her side as well. Best to leave well enough alone.

[Sooner_Bob]

Heather Locklear has definitely aged better than Heather Thomas . . .

[william_brasky]

Hepatitis A, B and C.

http://estaticos.elmundo.es/elmundosalud/fichas/imagenes/hepatitis.gif

[C&CDean]

"Relaciones sexuales" Heh.

This broad has been screwed, blued, tattooed, spewed, oozed, and gooed to infinity. In other words, she won't be one of the 70 virgins you're gonna get when you blow up some infidels.

[fadada1]

my spanish ain't so good, but that doesn't look fun.

[fadada1]

"Relaciones sexuales" Heh.

This broad has been screwed, blued, tattooed, spewed, oozed, and gooed to infinity. In other words, she won't be one of the 70 virgins you're gonna get when you blow up some infidels.
but you'd still throw it in her.

[1stTimeCaller]

I'd wear her crotch like a facemask

[william_brasky]

You f'n hillbillies might want to get checked for the Hepatitis A. I know some of you must eat crawdaddies on a regular basis.

[C&CDean]

I'd wear her crotch like a facemask

Well yeah, you would. But most normal, respectable, clean, cultured, average-to-above-average people wouldn't even touch the doorknob on the door she came through.

[1stTimeCaller]

F


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[JohnnyMack]

Where's Pat when you need him?

[Skysooner]

Yeah, she is a bit on the skinny side.

The Tommy Lee history does give her a skankish aspect.

With all that being said, I give her a 9.75

I'm very partial to the skinny girls unless they start looking like Kate Moss. I like the average size girls as well, but Heather is one of my all-time favorites.

[fadada1]

With all that being said, I give her a 9.75
tommie gave her a 9.75.

[critical_phil]

tommie gave her a 9.75.


yeah, but that was after swimming in cold water.........

[OUinFLA]

Well yeah, you would. But most normal, respectable, clean, cultured, average-to-above-average people wouldn't even touch the doorknob on the door she came through.


well, I guess that stereotypifies what Im not.
and to top off my lust for HL, I watch Survivor too.
Since Im fairly certain I ain't gettin any from Heather, I probably dont have to worry too much about what I might catch if I got so lucky.

1TC, I like the facemask comment. :D