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LilSooner
2/1/2006, 04:52 PM
That my friends is my quota for next year. :eek:

A little excessive for a newbie huh? That's what I though too.

Excuse me folks while I go yak.
JohnnyMack
2/1/2006, 04:53 PM
Excuse me for sounding naive, but I have no earthly idea what you're talking about. What is it exactly you do?
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 04:54 PM
I sell stuff.
Mjcpr
2/1/2006, 04:54 PM
Yet another reason why I could never have a sales job.
JohnnyMack
2/1/2006, 05:02 PM
200% increase over last years sales is what you're looking for then?
KC//CRIMSON
2/1/2006, 05:03 PM
Yet another reason why I could never have a sales job.

instead you just take innocent people's money.;)
Mjcpr
2/1/2006, 05:08 PM
instead you just take innocent people's money.;)

Exactly. But I'm not forced to double that next year.

:D
critical_phil
2/1/2006, 05:08 PM
What is it exactly you do?


I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Mjcpr
2/1/2006, 05:09 PM
That my friends is my quota for next year. :eek:

A little excessive for a newbie huh? That's what I though too.

Excuse me folks while I go yak.

Shouldn't you hit that easily with the new account or whatever you were working on yesterday?
C&CDean
2/1/2006, 05:10 PM
You shoulda just said "200%? **** that, make it 300% mutha****ahs!!"
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 05:13 PM
Very true it will probably put me at 400%, but they didn't SIGN it yesterday. I don't count **** tell they press hard and sign the dotted line.

I'm just thinking what the hell are they going to expect next year. What kindof funny is that my mom didn't get her 05 quota till december of last year. That was pretty comical.
achiro
2/1/2006, 05:42 PM
That Mary kay is a bitch!
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 05:43 PM
yes, yes she is.
Czar Soonerov
2/1/2006, 05:59 PM
Always
Be
Closing
Viking Kitten
2/1/2006, 06:04 PM
I made $972,000 last year Lil. How much did you make?
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 06:12 PM
Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted.
Czar Soonerov
2/1/2006, 06:12 PM
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 06:14 PM
These are the new leads. These are the Lilsooner leads. To you, these are gold; you do not get these. Because to give them to you would be throwing them away.
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 06:16 PM
PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers.
Viking Kitten
2/1/2006, 06:30 PM
Don't pitch the bitch, Lil.
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 06:51 PM
I hope this is better than the last batch of **** you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. ****in' wood. I hear you ****in' makin' your calls. It's bull****, all right? I mean if you want them off the phone so bad, why don't you just hang up? You should get them excited. You know, excited? They should beg for a broker on the first call.