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David Earl
2/1/2006, 10:45 AM
Walter Eugene Frisco... Is it true that he's walking on at UT? How did he get under the recruiting radar and how does UT convince him to play without a scholly?

Did OU miss the boat big time on this one?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!1?

stoopified
2/1/2006, 02:48 PM
Ok DE I'll bite,who is Frisco?

David Earl
2/1/2006, 03:04 PM
Ok DE I'll bite,who is Frisco?

His friends all call him "Zeke".

Taxman71
2/1/2006, 04:42 PM
Is this going to turn into a sequel of the Kasey Studdard thread?

David Earl
2/1/2006, 04:50 PM
Mark my word. Walter "Zeke" Friscoe is going to make the whole Studdard thing look like a stroll through an Afghan park.

The Consumate Showman
2/2/2006, 04:15 PM
Where is this kid from DE? What's his story?

David Earl
2/2/2006, 04:20 PM
He is from his home town and his story is like no other.

Hella Sideburns
2/2/2006, 05:09 PM
The Legend of Walter Frisco grows daily.

He robs from the rich and he gives to the poor
He stood up to the man and he gave him what for

The Consumate Showman
2/2/2006, 07:05 PM
He had a young woman and opened her door
He gave gave quite a yell when she slammed him on the floor

BlackwellSooner
2/2/2006, 08:32 PM
C'mon, DE.... my left leg is getting MUCH longer than the right one... ;)

The Consumate Showman
2/2/2006, 08:41 PM
I'm putting on my high waters as we speak.....

David Earl
2/2/2006, 10:16 PM
This may be the hugest walk-on haul UT has EVER had.

















EVAR!

Herr Scholz
2/3/2006, 10:32 AM
Is he related to Bill Brasky?

Gandalf_The_Grey
2/3/2006, 10:36 AM
I guess Nick was right, we will never compete with Texas again :(

David Earl
2/3/2006, 10:49 AM
Is he related to Bill Brasky?

Related?

Look, this kid has more football in his genetics than Carter has liverpills.

He has the stock to block. He has the kinship of a bluechip. He has a marquee pedigree. He has the lineage to scrimmage. He and football greatness have cosanguinity to the infinity.

He is the end all recruit. Let time unfurl unto infinity, yet there shall be no five star, six star on a par with this cat. The recruiting war is over and done. Hitler done blew up his bunker. Walter "Zeke" Friscoe is in the house!

Herr Scholz
2/3/2006, 10:55 AM
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

"He sweats Gatorade"

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

"He sheds his skin once a year."

"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."

"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."

"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."

SoonerWood
2/3/2006, 10:57 AM
Is he related to Chuck Norris?

Tiptonsooner
2/3/2006, 11:34 AM
He sired Chuck Norris before he was born himself...........

Gandalf_The_Grey
2/3/2006, 11:36 AM
Is there anyway we can convince him to come to OU at this time!!!! I mean he would be worth getting on probation for so I say we start a fund!!!

David Earl
2/3/2006, 11:39 AM
Our best hope is for him to jam a finger during a game. Under such dire circumstances Mack might bench him and run in a sub.

Herr Scholz
2/3/2006, 11:42 AM
Our best hope is for him to jam a finger during a game. Under such dire circumstances Mack might bench him and run in a sub.
He gets blown over when it's really windy too.

KingDavid
2/4/2006, 11:30 AM
This is no laughing matter.
our program will tatter -
move off towards the bleak
cuz we missed on the Zeke
PERHAPS in '06, though,
AD will get us past Frisco?
But in '07 we'll falter,
when they line up the Walter,
and he stares down our team:
"Remember me? I'M EUGENE!"

David Earl
2/4/2006, 11:46 AM
Dude, that poem tells it all.