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LilSooner
1/31/2006, 08:47 PM
lets also say that on this here speeding ticket the officer put the wrong license plate number on the ticket. Does this void the ticket?


Lets also say that this same female officer gave the female that she pulled over her cell phone number.

What say you.
Gandalf_The_Grey
1/31/2006, 08:50 PM
She wants to pet your kitty ;)
Cam
1/31/2006, 08:51 PM
Good question. Never had it happen to me so I'm not sure

So she wrote down the wrong license plate number and then tried to pick you up?

Is this some sort of Rhino fantasy you're trying to fulfill? You're a keeper. ;)
LilSooner
1/31/2006, 08:52 PM
Um no. This chick was NAAASSSSTY! She seriously look liked a dude, bet then again this was in NASH, OK!
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 08:58 PM
Do her.
oumartin
1/31/2006, 09:00 PM
Tell em you were running late to the donut shop and wanted to beat the cops there cuz they eat em all.
BeetDigger
1/31/2006, 09:48 PM
Wrong license plate should be grounds for dismissal. Anything wrong on the ticket should be pointed out to the judge (probably a JOtP). I never got this lucky. Hello deferred adjudication.
jk the sooner fan
1/31/2006, 09:51 PM
if she got the drivers name and drivers license right.....then the license plate can be racked up as a "typo"......however, coupled with the fact that she came on to you......you can get this dismissed.....the fact that she gave you her cell number could be construed as her "probable cause' for the stop itself, rather than an actual traffic offense

i'd fight it and help her find another job
OUHOMER
1/31/2006, 10:04 PM
hell, call her and ask if a wrong plate number with get the ticket dismissed... play along until after the court date..
achiro
1/31/2006, 10:40 PM
Hey everyone, don't EVER speed through NASH! There is a chick cop there that SUCKS!!!:D

[city of nash] judges, we don't need no stinking judges![/city of nash]
Czar Soonerov
1/31/2006, 10:44 PM
I saw this movie on Cinemax.
JohnnyMack
1/31/2006, 10:49 PM
Did she transpose numbers/letters or screw up the license plate altogether?
Okla-homey
1/31/2006, 10:51 PM
Here's a thought. Call the local newspaper, ask for the city desk, and ask the courthouse beat reporter if cops giving out their cell numbers to hawt chicks is standard procedure in that there jurisdiction...then sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
KaiserSooner
1/31/2006, 10:52 PM
How do you know it was her cell phone number?
afs
1/31/2006, 10:58 PM
Here's a thought. Call the local newspaper, ask for the city desk, and ask the courthouse beat reporter if cops giving out their cell numbers to hawt chicks is standard procedure in that there jurisdiction...then sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

and then never drive through Nash again.
Czar Soonerov
1/31/2006, 10:59 PM
You should start giving her number to the guys at Radio Shack. That'll show her...
Penguin
1/31/2006, 11:00 PM
If she screwed up the plate number, what makes you think she didn't screw up the cell phone number?
Sooner_Bob
1/31/2006, 11:01 PM
Where the heck is Nash?
IB4OU2
1/31/2006, 11:04 PM
Where the heck is Nash?

It's up east of Jet, I think?
Sooner_Bob
1/31/2006, 11:07 PM
Ahhhh . . .
Penguin
1/31/2006, 11:09 PM
It's south of Kansas and north of Texas.
Czar Soonerov
1/31/2006, 11:22 PM
I guess Coburn was right about the rampant lesbianism in the state of OK.
Okla-homey
1/31/2006, 11:27 PM
FWIW, we used to use Jet and Nash as visual waypoints for turning into the traffic pattern at one of Vance AFB's auxiliary airfields near the Great Salt Plains Reservoir. It was called Kegellman Auxiliary Airfield back in the day. They got lots of pretty egrets and other aquatic birdies out there in the middle of nowhere.
Gandalf_The_Grey
1/31/2006, 11:57 PM
Wait until Easter...and then call into like 2 or 3 Morning like Sales or trade shows on AM radio and tell them that you are giving away 100 free bunny rabbits to the first caller. Someone did that to my Dad one time...it was a fun day!
LilSooner
2/1/2006, 08:22 AM
HA HA! My license plate is MLD and she put MLT. I just assumed that it was here cell phone because she put work hours on there.
jk the sooner fan
2/1/2006, 08:51 AM
you should call it from a line that you can record from....verify that its her number.... :)

"hello?"

"is this officer butch van dyken?"

"yes?"

"this is the cutie you pulled over the other day and you gave me your number....soooo ummmm..."
Howzit
2/1/2006, 09:03 AM
"this is the cutie you pulled over the other day and you gave me your number....soooo ummmm..."

I'm thinking Lil might have to narrow it down some...
IB4OU2
2/1/2006, 09:13 AM
I'm not surprised, It gets pretty lonely up around Nash unless your into goose lovin'.........at least that's what I've heard.
OklahomaTrombone
2/1/2006, 09:22 AM
HA HA! My license plate is MLD and she put MLT. I just assumed that it was here cell phone because she put work hours on there.


She's sending you a secret message:

MLD - Must Like ****

MLT - Must Like ****
Mjcpr
2/1/2006, 09:44 AM
I don't know about the odds of having the ticket dismissed but if they got your DL # correct, that's the bigggie. If you don't pay it and they issue a warrant they could suspend your DL and whatnot.
TUSooner
2/1/2006, 09:47 AM
OK. "That you got a speed ticket." Now what?
afs
2/1/2006, 10:02 AM
I'm thinking Lil might have to narrow it down some...

you've never been to NW Oklahoma
afs
2/1/2006, 10:04 AM
oh, how much was the Speeding Ticket? She get's paid $40,000+ per year and funds her income off speeders. The OHP watches that place closely IAW the new Oklahoma Speed Trap laws.
TexasLidig8r
2/1/2006, 11:00 AM
Call it from a pay phone.. then. if it is her cell phone....

Go to every rest stop, truck stop and gas station along the highways, tollroads up there.. with a male friend.

Have him go into the men's restroom at each place and in the stalls.. write...

"For a great time call XXX-XXX-XXXX. Hot chick who likes to be called.. Officer ______ ." :D
TheHumanAlphabet
2/1/2006, 11:12 AM
Ewww, the only way the dyke can score is to pull over women and come on to them. I guess it is only fair after all the sex for pass stories from male officers...

Then in Yukon, they don't even need to pull people over, just go to a certain "convenience" store...
Rhino
2/1/2006, 11:25 AM
Then in Yukon, they don't even need to pull people over, just go to a certain "convenience" store... There's a kid in Yukon selling these t-shirts:

http://images.facebook.com/img07/gpic/97/n10566.54.jpg