YOU MIGHT BE A AGGY IF...

[RooseveltRoughRider]

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this."
8. You think Dom Pérignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.

[BASSooner]

21. You post threads on a sooner board just like a whorn does.
22. You use A instead of AN before a word that starts with a vowel.

[chriscappel]

21. You post threads on a sooner board just like a whorn does.
22. You use A instead of AN before a word that starts with a vowel.

Dang you took mine! hehe good job though!

[Mac94]

Roosevelt -

I'm sorry, but #2, 3, 6, 8-13, 15, 17-19 are all trademaked by us, our lawyers will be in contact with you soon.

[LoyalFan]

Hey guys!
Go easy on Ol' RuffRyder. You need to cut him some slack.
After all, (San Antonio) Teddy Roosevelt High School (AKA San Quentin on Walzem) is a tough place. It even looks like a prison in perpetual lockdown. Well, to be fair, so does Tommy Clark HS on DeZavala. Anyway, he was probably too busy ducking bullets to make it to Remedial English.

We refined chaps and ladies who are privileged to be alumni (and alumnettes?) of Dear Old Douglas MacArthur HS have learned to be tolerant of the poor refugees from Roosevelt. It can't be easy working the late shift at McDonalds or bussing tables at IHOP.
Let's be kind, folks. A little compassion here, OK?

Now, ya' wanna dis Bobbo E. Lee HS (Jackson-Keller Rd.)? Be my guest.

L.Fan
MacArthur Alumnus
Brahma Band Trumpeter Emeritus

[Big Red Ron]

I assume you're speaking of the other Aggy, in that case :D
Roosevelt -

I'm sorry, but #2, 3, 6, 8-13, 15, 17-19 are all trademaked by us, our lawyers will be in contact with you soon.

[crimson&cream]

If you dial the operator and ask how to dial a hyphen
If you think carnation is a land of automobiles.
If you go crayz when asked to draw a circle as you don't know where to begin.
If you think aerobic is a lanuage spoken in the Middle East.
If you have an Aggie bumper sticker: HONK IF I"M AN AGGIE!
If you've used up all your sick leave, so you call in dead.
If you've invented a fire extinguisher that works under water.
If you are named poster boy for birth control.
If you play FB and tried to put on your athletic supporter and it rejects you.
If you fall into a dumpster and eat your way out.
If you air conditoin your sauna.
If you think Polaroid is a rectal condition caused by sitting on ice to long.
If your a newscaster opening with "It's 10 P.M. Do you know what time it is.?
If you think frijoles are a Hooker's bonus plan.
If you warned your girlfriend to take expectorant or she will get pregnant.
If you have only half a brain, then for an Aggie your gifted.
If you lock your keys in the car and it takes you 3 days to get your family out.
If your a ham radio operator that hooks up your antenna to your pig.
If you think Drano is a laxative.
If you think a 1/2 ton pick-up is a 1,000 lb hooker.
If you've won a golf Tournament by shooting your I.Q.
If your an Aggie vampire you'd bite Dolly Parton on the neck.
If youe were arrested and with your ONE phone call, you call information.
If when your in an elavator and you shout out."Somebody's deorderant isn't working, and I know it isn't mine, because I don't wear any.
If you back off a bus because you heard someone say that when you get up they were going to grab your seat.
If your in the student center and you ask another Aggie whats on TV and he answers "Sesame St' & Happy Days" take your pick. and you ask 'Who's in Take Your Pick".
If you walk by a Police station and see a sign that reads "MAN WANTED FOR RAPE": So you go in an apply for the job.
If you an a hundred other Aggies drive your tractor's into Stoolwater on a Sat night and circle MacDonals because you think it's porm night.
If you apply for the new Cowboys VISA card because like your FB team it'll have the lowest interest rate in the state.
If you think PhD stands for Pizza Hut Delivery.:D

[WA. Sooner]

If you apply for the new Cowboys VISA card because like your FB team it'll have the lowest interest rate in the state.

That was funny and true

[RooseveltRoughRider]

Hey guys!
Go easy on Ol' RuffRyder. You need to cut him some slack.
After all, (San Antonio) Teddy Roosevelt High School (AKA San Quentin on Walzem) is a tough place. It even looks like a prison in perpetual lockdown. Well, to be fair, so does Tommy Clark HS on DeZavala. Anyway, he was probably too busy ducking bullets to make it to Remedial English.

We refined chaps and ladies who are privileged to be alumni (and alumnettes?) of Dear Old Douglas MacArthur HS have learned to be tolerant of the poor refugees from Roosevelt. It can't be easy working the late shift at McDonalds or bussing tables at IHOP.
Let's be kind, folks. A little compassion here, OK?

Now, ya' wanna dis Bobbo E. Lee HS (Jackson-Keller Rd.)? Be my guest.

L.Fan
MacArthur Alumnus
Brahma Band Trumpeter Emeritus


Not so fast me friend....MacArthur Brahmas are not qualified to speak on anything regarding football. The perennial doormats (next to Lee) of 26-5A have no voice. At least we WON State and won more games in season than any other school in San Antonio history (16), and we HAVE people playing in the NFL right now. When your schools claim to fame is George Gervin JR. a.k.a. "micro-ankles"...you have no room to talk.

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If this is your kid

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/5787/weirddaddy7eo.jpg

[MiccoMacey]

Dang you took mine! hehe good job though!

Dang, you took mine saying you took mine. I was going to say you took mine, but you beat me to it and he beat you to it.

Or something like that. :D


BTW, A&M Consolidated rulz!!