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DCSooner

1/31/2006, 04:56 PM

Not to see one, but for them to fill this out for me::eek:

This is to verify that ________________________ received a dental examination on _____________. To the best of my professional ability, based on visual examination and appropriate diagnostic tests, I certify that it is unlikely that this individual will need urgent or emergent dental care in the next 6-12 months. I understand that the reason for this certification is that he/she will be deployed to an area of the world where dentists may not be available and that demobilization back to the United States may be necessary for proper treatment.

Office Name_________________________________ Date________________________
Address___________________________________________ ___________________
Phone Number____________________________________________ _____________
Dr. Name __________________________________________________ ___________________

Dr. Signature_________________________________________ __________________

Patient Signature__________________________________ SS# _________________

Mjcpr

1/31/2006, 04:59 PM

Looks good to me, Hoss.

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/101457.jpg

Czar Soonerov

1/31/2006, 05:06 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/30/AR2006013001238.html

DCSooner

1/31/2006, 05:10 PM

Heh!

The gay and lesbian group's search engine emphasizes the importance of finding a doctor with whom patients can feel comfortable discussing their sexual orientation, said Joel Ginsberg, executive director of the group. "Have you ever wished that you had a doctor, dentist, therapist or chiropractor who understood and was sensitive to the needs of gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or intersex people?"

Um, ya, I have something stuck in my teeth doc. You know what I am saying?

crawfish

1/31/2006, 05:31 PM

Heh!

Um, ya, I have something stuck in my teeth doc. You know what I am saying?

Elf hair?

Mjcpr

1/31/2006, 05:31 PM

Peanut butter?

Penguin

1/31/2006, 06:16 PM

3 month old tuna?

soonerbrat

1/31/2006, 06:17 PM

OMG.

i just threw up a little

Stanley1

1/31/2006, 06:18 PM

Dog sack?

Mjcpr

1/31/2006, 06:19 PM

Hair of the dog that licked ya?

chriscappel

1/31/2006, 06:35 PM

Ya i got a wisom tooth poking out....not cool....but i will get out of work for a few days:D :D

soonerbrat

1/31/2006, 06:35 PM

and you'll get some lortab :D

ChickSoonerFan

1/31/2006, 06:46 PM

I'll fill it out for you...

AFTER the visualexamination. ;)