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sanantoniosooner
1/31/2006, 04:46 PM
While driving I beathe out through my nose and a boogie flies out.

I can't find it.

I'm a little nervous that it will be found at a time of maximum humiliation.

Is my time better spent finding it or fabricating a lie?
DCSooner
1/31/2006, 04:51 PM
While driving I beathe out through my nose and a boogie flies out.

I can't find it.

I'm a little nervous that it will be found at a time of maximum humiliation.

Is my time better spent finding it or fabricating a lie?

You'll never find it. On the way back from Norman I was in Howzits back seat. I think four or five boogies flew out when he was talking about relations with a boy. I guess he hasn't found them yet, so you are OK.
OUDoc
1/31/2006, 04:51 PM
Coat your entire head in mayonnaise. No one will see the bogey.
Hot Rod
1/31/2006, 04:54 PM
Don't breathe so hard! If you have kids, you can always blame the boogie on them.
oumartin
1/31/2006, 05:04 PM
just don't put your hand under my seat! you won't be happy.
sanantoniosooner
1/31/2006, 05:10 PM
just don't put your hand under my seat! you won't be happy.
strategically placed=all good

randomly distributed=eventually embarassment
TUSooner
1/31/2006, 05:18 PM
Oooo. It's right there on your shirt, kinda high up. It didn't go as far as you thought. But is that another one at the bottom of the steering wheel? Get a kleenex.
oumartin
1/31/2006, 05:19 PM
i hate the ones you blow into the kleenex and they bounce off onto your chin or shirt and you have no clue!
sanantoniosooner
1/31/2006, 05:20 PM
I saw it flying with my periphreal vision.

It just doesn't seem to be where it should be.
crawfish
1/31/2006, 05:24 PM
IT'S ALIVE!!!!
sanantoniosooner
1/31/2006, 05:26 PM
I could have swore it was headed for my inspection sticker.
OUDoc
1/31/2006, 06:38 PM
Found it.

http://image.pathfinder.com/ew/features/980731/gross/img/mary.jpg
sanantoniosooner
1/31/2006, 06:44 PM
I think it was a little too crusty to work as hair gel.
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 07:20 PM
You'll never find it. On the way back from Norman I was in Howzits back seat. I think four or five boogies flew out when he was talking about relations with a boy. I guess he hasn't found them yet, so you are OK.


I think I just shot a couple of boogers on my screen after reading this. Hi. Larious.
soonerbrat
1/31/2006, 07:31 PM
here's a booger for ya
http://www.geocities.com/fulcimetaljacket/booger_on_guitar.jpg
DCSooner
1/31/2006, 08:29 PM
:eek:
Sooner_Bob
1/31/2006, 09:34 PM
If we pick, do we not bleed?!
sanantoniosooner
1/31/2006, 09:39 PM
This is not about picking and flicking.

It's about unexpected ejections.
Sooner_Bob
1/31/2006, 09:43 PM
I know what I saw.
sanantoniosooner
2/2/2006, 02:13 PM
The situation has escalated. I never found the missing one. But it appears to have freinds.

I'm at Whataburger enjoying a honey barbeque chicken sandwich and I cough with a mouthfull of chicken. This diverts air velocity to the nose and another boogie makes a break for it. Does he escape? NOooooooooo. He clings to the rim of my nostril like an action hero getting a second wind. It had to wave at the nearby table a few times before I could attempt a discreet cough into a napkin and put a stop to its antics.

I think I was able to cover, but it's only a matter of time before they succeed in totally embarassing me.