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IB4OU2
1/31/2006, 04:07 PM
hangin' on your wall in your den or around your house?

Iv'e got eight, 7 Whitetail deer and 1 Rio grande Turkey. But no elk or antelope yet...........:)
soonerscuba
1/31/2006, 04:08 PM
Just 1, and it is the most elusive and dangerous animal of all...


man.
DCSooner
1/31/2006, 04:11 PM
Dean has at least 20.
OU-HSV
1/31/2006, 04:11 PM
I got zero. I'm not a hunter, I do fish. So I warned my wife that the day I catch the big one at the lake I'm gonna have it mounted and hanging on the wall. I do have one of those mechanical "billy bass" talking fish things :O . She won't let me hang that one.
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 04:12 PM
You must've hated this moose.
OUDoc
1/31/2006, 04:12 PM
None on purpose.
Jimminy Crimson
1/31/2006, 04:13 PM
I have a set of horns in my back room and an upside down cow skull in my game room. :mack:
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 04:13 PM
I've mounted a beaver before, does that count?
JohnnyMack
1/31/2006, 04:13 PM
Do dead hookers count?
soonerscuba
1/31/2006, 04:16 PM
Do dead hookers count?

Of course, what kind of f'in hillbilly are you? :rolleyes:
OU-HSV
1/31/2006, 04:16 PM
I've mounted a beaver before, does that count?
Hellz yes that counts...that was a no brainer..heh
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 04:16 PM
My son lays around when he's home from school.
He's pretty lifeless.
skycat
1/31/2006, 04:17 PM
I found a dead squirrel in my backyard at lunch. One of the dogs had chewed on it.

I'm envisioning them hunting it down as a coordinated pack, springing in for the kill to rid their domain of vermin.

The thing probably died of a heart attack, after a life of easy food and easier living though.
Tiptonsooner
1/31/2006, 04:17 PM
I have 11 whitetail mounts.
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 04:17 PM
My son lays around when he's home from school.
He's pretty lifeless.

Did you learn him how to replace the toilet paper rolls yet?
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 04:18 PM
He sits the replacement on top of the empty roll still.
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 04:19 PM
He sits the replacement on top of the empty roll still.

Baby steps, ph.
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 04:19 PM
I've got an elephant head (with tusks) hanging from my wall.
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 04:19 PM
When I build my new house there won't be a room built for him.

Heh!
Jimminy Crimson
1/31/2006, 04:25 PM
Do jackalopes count? ;)
soonerbrat
1/31/2006, 04:41 PM
there's a dead mouse on my back patio

and some kind of dead animal on my balcony. it's been there so long it's just a little greasy spot now. and my cat was licking it yesterday

:barf:
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 04:43 PM
and some kind of dead animal on my balcony. it's been there so long it's just a little greasy spot now. and my cat was licking it yesterday

You and BSG should let your cats get together and meet. Hers likes tacos from somewhere.....I forget where.
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 04:46 PM
You and BSG should let your cats get together and meet. Hers likes tacos from somewhere.....I forget where.

Australia right?
MamaMia
1/31/2006, 05:09 PM
The oSu fans next door have a mounted talking fish.
OU-HSV
1/31/2006, 05:23 PM
The oSu fans next door have a mounted talking fish.
Don't you mean..the OSU fans next door mount sheep? :D
OklahomaTrombone
1/31/2006, 05:33 PM
You and BSG should let your cats get together and meet. Hers likes tacos from somewhere.....I forget where.


Asian?
BoogercountySooner
1/31/2006, 05:41 PM
I have 2 Whitetail Shoulder mounts in my house. One smallmouth bass out in the garage. One Plaque mount in my camper. I have a couple a couple of plaque mounts out at my buddies huntin cabin. I have a bunch of smaller horns piled up out in the garage!
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 05:55 PM
Asian?

She assured me it was an American shorthair.
captain_surly
1/31/2006, 06:06 PM
This bad boy is going in the lake house as soon as he gets back from being taxidermied.

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IB4OU2
1/31/2006, 06:12 PM
I've mounted a beaver before, does that count?

I don't know did you ask her?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/31/2006, 06:30 PM
Bass, trout seatrout and sailfish, and I recently whacked a cockroach.He didn't lie around for long.
LilSooner
1/31/2006, 06:35 PM
We have a bufallo hyde, some wild boar thingy, deer (all points), we have an antler chandalier, and a bunch of other crap from Africa that my step dad shot. In the mail yesterday one of his friends just sent him all the porcupine spines from Africa. Then I don't know how many dead birds he has in the freezer. He really isn't a freak, he uses them as research for his painting.
OU-HSV
1/31/2006, 07:43 PM
I have 2 Whitetail Shoulder mounts in my house. One smallmouth bass out in the garage. One Plaque mount in my camper. I have a couple a couple of plaque mounts out at my buddies huntin cabin. I have a bunch of smaller horns piled up out in the garage!
Hunt much?;)
47straight
1/31/2006, 09:06 PM
Do jackalopes count? ;)

Heck yes - I insist on only patronizing barber shops with this fine animal mounted on the wall.
OUinFLA
1/31/2006, 09:16 PM
I have released over 150 bass between 6 and 10 pounds, but I have a plastic replica mount of the world record bass hanging in my garage. Scares the heck out of my cat. He's such a puss.
OUthunder
1/31/2006, 09:30 PM
two but soon to be 0.
OU-HSV
1/31/2006, 09:32 PM
two but soon to be 0.
Wife put her foot down eh?
LoyalFan
1/31/2006, 09:35 PM
None, but one of my cats is in jeopardy.
In my freezer, however, are some duvs, kwayl, skwerls, wabbits and phish that I've recently shot/caught/dismembered/filleted/plucked/skinned, etc.

L.Fan
AKA Bwana Fan
BeetDigger
1/31/2006, 09:39 PM
You must've hated this moose.


Forget the moose!
BeetDigger
1/31/2006, 09:41 PM
When I build my new house there won't be a room built for him.

Heh!



Which means he will end up sleeping with you.
LoyalFan
1/31/2006, 09:45 PM
[QUOTE=LilSooner]We have a wild boar thingy., [QUOTE]

Kinkeeeeee! Most folks just take the tusks.

LF
Okla-homey
1/31/2006, 10:39 PM
Just antlers here, mounted German-style. No heads of anything, although if I could ever bag me a skunkape, sasquatch or chupacabra, I'd be first in line at the taxidermy feller.
GDC
1/31/2006, 11:02 PM
I just leave the carcasses in the yard for the dogs to clean up.
IB4OU2
1/31/2006, 11:02 PM
Just antlers here, mounted German-style. No heads of anything, although if I could ever bag me a skunkape, sasquatch or chupacabra, I'd be first in line at the taxidermy feller.

Did you get your deer in Germany? My BIL enjoyed hunting in Germany when he was stationed there back in the early 80's. He got a nice Red deer and the smaller Rae deer. Both were Europeon mounts and are very nice. The German have such interesting traditions and customs when hunting.
Okla-homey
1/31/2006, 11:13 PM
The Germans have such interesting traditions and customs when hunting.

...especially the drinking beer part afterwards. Gute Jagd!