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Hot Rod
1/31/2006, 02:39 PM
John Kreese - "You gotta problem with that?"
yermom
1/31/2006, 02:41 PM
mercy is for the weak
soonerbrat
1/31/2006, 02:42 PM
then daniel-san could get lortab
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 02:43 PM
Then Mister Miagi place on him warm hand.
usmc-sooner
1/31/2006, 02:50 PM
Pain does not exist in this dojo

man there were a lot of sayings that you could put a gay twist on like

Mr. Miyagi show Danielson how to sanda floor.:D
colleyvillesooner
1/31/2006, 02:53 PM
Pain does not exist in this dojo

man there were a lot of sayings that you could put a gay twist on like

Mr. Miyagi show Danielson how to sanda floor.:D

http://surfworldireland.com/ZenCart/images/Mr-Zoggs-Sex-Wax-Large.gif

Wax on, wax off. Faster....
Rhino
1/31/2006, 02:57 PM
Fighting fighting. Same same.
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 02:58 PM
http://surfworldireland.com/ZenCart/images/Mr-Zoggs-Sex-Wax-Large.gif

Wax on, wax off. Faster....

I don't even want to know dude.
usmc-sooner
1/31/2006, 03:03 PM
make one small request, leave boy alone
crawfish
1/31/2006, 03:06 PM
I don't even want to know dude.

wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off.

Now this thread is tied to cvs's "Dallas Lunch" thread. :D
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 03:09 PM
One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask anyone.
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 03:13 PM
NO TRY. DO.
Viking Kitten
1/31/2006, 03:20 PM
Strike First!
Strike Hard!
No Mercy, Sir!
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 03:23 PM
ICH

NI

SAN

CHI!
Fugue
1/31/2006, 03:28 PM
Peter Cetera - Grory of Rove
Pricetag
1/31/2006, 03:30 PM
Wassa matter, you some kind of girl or something?
Skysooner
1/31/2006, 03:31 PM
Dead meat.
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 03:37 PM
Always get Fonzie help.

http://bigaction.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/fonzie.jpeg
n8v_ndn
1/31/2006, 03:57 PM
We really like your car Mrs. LaRusso
Hot Rod
1/31/2006, 04:56 PM
Strike First!
Strike Hard!
No Mercy, Sir!


I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Czar Soonerov
1/31/2006, 05:00 PM
Then Daniel San need body bag.
Viking Kitten
1/31/2006, 05:01 PM
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accomodate you.
MiccoMacey
1/31/2006, 05:16 PM
A man can't stand, a man can't fight.
A man can't breathe, a man can't fight.

OK, OK, their from #2, but relevant just the same I say.
n8v_ndn
1/31/2006, 05:17 PM
"...from Miyagee do karate..."

"Miyagi."

"Miyagi do karate"

That movie has a ton of references back to it in later movies. I even treated the backyard fence a couple of weeks ago yelling 'Upppp....Dowwwn' over and over.
KABOOKIE
1/31/2006, 05:29 PM
Wasn't Ralph Machio like 42 when he played that part? :D
Czar Soonerov
1/31/2006, 05:40 PM
Daniel-san... karate here. [he taps his head]

Karate here.[he taps his heart]

Karate never here[points to his nutsack]

Understand?
Herr Scholz
1/31/2006, 05:48 PM
Look eye, always look eye!!

Karate Do, Ok, Karate No, Ok, Karate Guess So. Get Squished, Just Like Grape.

Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish anything.

http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/2004-05-24/img_morita2.jpg
Scott D
1/31/2006, 05:57 PM
http://surfworldireland.com/ZenCart/images/Mr-Zoggs-Sex-Wax-Large.gif

Wax on, wax off. Faster....

damn...Mr Zoggs....that goes back to the days of chicks in tiny bikinis and some tasty waves :)
n8v_ndn
1/31/2006, 06:13 PM
Did ya'll notice Dr. Giggles (an OU alum btw) as the racist drunk at the beach?
BeetDigger
1/31/2006, 06:23 PM
mercy is for the weak


Yes! Sen-sei.


At ease.
Pricetag
1/31/2006, 06:31 PM
Did ya'll notice Dr. Giggles (an OU alum btw) as the racist drunk at the beach?
Kindry move them yourself, Mister Moto.
Pricetag
1/31/2006, 06:33 PM
A man can't stand, a man can't fight.
A man can't breathe, a man can't fight.

OK, OK, their from #2, but relevant just the same I say.
That's actually from Part 3. The end fight in that movie blew. Daniel gets a free ride to the championship (WTF?), and then gets the crap kicked out of him the whole fight. He lands the one punch to win in overtime. Ridiculous.
MiccoMacey
1/31/2006, 11:49 PM
That's actually from Part 3. The end fight in that movie blew. Daniel gets a free ride to the championship (WTF?), and then gets the crap kicked out of him the whole fight. He lands the one punch to win in overtime. Ridiculous.

My bad. After the first one, they all just kind of morphed together.
BeetDigger
1/31/2006, 11:58 PM
Wasn't Hillary Swank in #3?

If she would have played it as a boy, she would have won an oscar. But then again, hindsight is 20/20.
yermom
2/1/2006, 12:10 AM
Wasn't Hillary Swank in #3?

If she would have played it as a boy, she would have won an oscar. But then again, hindsight is 20/20.

that was #4

The Next Karate Kid

#3 was the one with the rich guy with the pony tail
GottaHavePride
2/1/2006, 12:25 AM
Wasn't Hillary Swank in #3?

If she would have played it as a boy, she would have won an oscar.

It'd never work. I don't think they make elastic strong enough to strap down those wobblers.

:D
BeetDigger
2/1/2006, 09:42 AM
It'd never work. I don't think they make elastic strong enough to strap down those wobblers.

:D



They did a pretty good job taping the jumblies down in Boys Don't Cry. :mad:
Hot Rod
2/1/2006, 10:15 AM
that was #4

The Next Karate Kid

#3 was the one with the rich guy with the pony tail

My favorite part is with him during the match where they dubbed in him saying "I love it when he pounds him!" and it doesn't match his lips. Great editing!
Pricetag
2/1/2006, 11:20 AM
Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish anything.

http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/2004-05-24/img_morita2.jpg
You beginner luck.