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achiro
1/30/2006, 07:01 PM
There apparently was a gymnastics tourny of some sorts over the weekend and many of the participants stayed at the hotel we were in. So my 6 year old son and I are swimming in the hotel pool. There were 5-6 little girls swimming at the same time and their moms were in the hot tub. I wanted to sit in the hot tub but thought I'd wait until the women left so my son didn't bug them. Well they sat and gabbed way longer than one should safely stay in a hot tub(but thats another story). When they got out my son and I started over there, just as we climbed in 18 or more girls came flying into the swimming area and of course they all head to the freaking hot tub first!!!! So here we are a 35 year old dude and his 6 year old son sitting in a hot tub with 17 or so girls ranging anywhere from 10 to 17 or 18. Its hard to tell with gymnists though, they could have been 20 and just looked 10. Anyway, a few of them were serious. Totally ripped bodies, one had freaking veins popping out on her abs. I am in awe and trying not to look like a total perv while looking at these mini body builder type bods.(not at all my turn on anyway btw)
Anyway, it was more than a little uncomfortable sitting there in a hot tub with that many little girls. My son was the comic relief though, he was totally cracking me up. First he's like, "dad, we are TO-TALLY outnumbered!" then proceeded to count, "yep 18 to two!"
Then he starts pretending to be some power ranger dude or something and I ask what he's doing, "I'm that [whatever] guy and I'm shooting stuff"
"what are you shooting"
"you know" as he's rolling his eyes toward the girls and subtly pointing, "girls, I'm shooting the girls" "I want to even the odds"

"Even the odds of what son?"
"Even them so I'm not skeert no more":D
"Why are you scared?"
"cause there's so many of them"
"You'd like it if you were a litte older"
"DAAAAAAD!"
OUHOMER
1/30/2006, 07:16 PM
I wish my son was 6 again... hes 21 and i bet he would have loved to been there
GottaHavePride
1/30/2006, 07:18 PM
http://www.budster.net/gifs/quagmire/quagmire.gif
Sooner_Bob
1/30/2006, 07:20 PM
Heh . . .
soonerscuba
1/30/2006, 07:27 PM
dear diary... jackpot.
yermom
1/30/2006, 07:28 PM
http://www.budster.net/gifs/quagmire/quagmire.gif

you mean they were 20, but they looked 10?

giggity giggity
Tailwind
1/30/2006, 08:33 PM
Perv!:D
IB4OU2
1/31/2006, 11:12 AM
There apparently was a gymnastics tourny of some sorts over the weekend and many of the participants stayed at the hotel we were in. So my 6 year old son and I are swimming in the hotel pool. There were 5-6 little girls swimming at the same time and their moms were in the hot tub. I wanted to sit in the hot tub but thought I'd wait until the women left so my son didn't bug them. Well they sat and gabbed way longer than one should safely stay in a hot tub(but thats another story). When they got out my son and I started over there, just as we climbed in 18 or more girls came flying into the swimming area and of course they all head to the freaking hot tub first!!!! So here we are a 35 year old dude and his 6 year old son sitting in a hot tub with 17 or so girls ranging anywhere from 10 to 17 or 18. Its hard to tell with gymnists though, they could have been 20 and just looked 10. Anyway, a few of them were serious. Totally ripped bodies, one had freaking veins popping out on her abs. I am in awe and trying not to look like a total perv while looking at these mini body builder type bods.(not at all my turn on anyway btw)
Anyway, it was more than a little uncomfortable sitting there in a hot tub with that many little girls. My son was the comic relief though, he was totally cracking me up. First he's like, "dad, we are TO-TALLY outnumbered!" then proceeded to count, "yep 18 to two!"
Then he starts pretending to be some power ranger dude or something and I ask what he's doing, "I'm that [whatever] guy and I'm shooting stuff"
"what are you shooting"
"you know" as he's rolling his eyes toward the girls and subtly pointing, "girls, I'm shooting the girls" "I want to even the odds"

"Even the odds of what son?"
"Even them so I'm not skeert no more":D
"Why are you scared?"
"cause there's so many of them"
"You'd like it if you were a litte older"
"DAAAAAAD!"

Too bad you two didn't have a couple of unwrapped Baby Ruth's handy to toss in the pool and hot tub.
1stTimeCaller
1/31/2006, 11:18 AM
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...
picasso
1/31/2006, 11:25 AM
"I'm going over to the water bar. put out the vibe..."
KABOOKIE
1/31/2006, 11:26 AM
I call BS. 18 girls in a hot tub and not one kancho assassin?
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 11:28 AM
You ever seen a grown man naked?
achiro
1/31/2006, 11:40 AM
You ever seen a grown man naked?



heh! spek!
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 11:51 AM
What hotel was this?
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 11:51 AM
What hotel was this?

Finally, we have an expert's opinion.
VeeJay
1/31/2006, 11:57 AM
Wood?
crimsonrose
1/31/2006, 11:59 AM
What hotel was this?

you would ask that....
achiro
1/31/2006, 12:20 PM
What hotel was this?
and you wonder why people give you a hard time.:D

It was the Radisson on 41st
Jimminy Crimson
1/31/2006, 02:41 PM
You should have called. Stan and I would have been there, stat!
Stanley1
1/31/2006, 02:42 PM
You should have called. Stan and I would have been there, stat!

Word.
Penguin
1/31/2006, 02:49 PM
Wood?

"Daddy, let's go back to the room!"

"Maybe later. I can't stand up right now." :D
Jimminy Crimson
1/31/2006, 03:06 PM
"Any of you girls want me to rub your shoulders?" :texan:
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 03:07 PM
"These swimsuits are so itchy"
1stTimeCaller
1/31/2006, 03:09 PM
'Want me to adjust your spine?'
Mjcpr
1/31/2006, 03:10 PM
'Want me to adjust your spine?'

"Oh, don't mind that....it's just a stabilizing stick"
Jimminy Crimson
1/31/2006, 03:11 PM
'Want me to tickle your stomach from the inside?'

:eek:
Pieces Hit
1/31/2006, 03:17 PM
I am in awe and trying not to look like a total perv while looking at these mini body builder type bods. And I'm thinking man this kid's cramping my style, so I sent him to the room to fetch the Jesus juice and some rope I keep in my special tote.

:eek:
Penguin
1/31/2006, 03:43 PM
"The lent from these swimsuits are clogging up the water filter."


My uncle tried to use that one on me. ;)
achiro
1/31/2006, 03:56 PM
'Want me to adjust your spine?'
The "its ok, I'm a doctor" line works much better.:D
1stTimeCaller
1/31/2006, 03:58 PM
The "its ok, I'm a doctor" line works much better.:D

but I thought you were a chiropracter(sp?)?

kidding, I kid
n8v_ndn
1/31/2006, 04:28 PM
"You girls seen Girls Gone Wild Island?? What say we act out our favorite scenes?!"
MiccoMacey
1/31/2006, 05:21 PM
"Excuse me, can I borrow your towel. My car just hit a water buffalo."
n8v_ndn
1/31/2006, 05:23 PM
"I swear I've seen your work on http://nakedgymnast.com. It was like this..."

Then purposely do it wrong so one of them demonstrates the correct manuever ;)
SicEmBaylor
1/31/2006, 05:38 PM
It could have been more uncomfortable for you. They could have been male gymnists.