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RacerX
1/30/2006, 05:19 PM
I ate too much chili for lunch Saturday.

Later that afternoon we were out shopping. I'd been drinking a diet coke, one with extra burps. I'm lifting the 7 month old out of the car seat whilst talking to my wife.

I belch mid-word...there's a whole lot of liquid in mouth, my chin is damp. There's chili on my chin, shirt, arm.....ugh.

I stared helplessly at my wife. She pulled out a kleenex and cleaned up the debris. What a woman.

My throat burned the rest of the day....and my shirt stunk.

the end.

Mjcpr
1/30/2006, 05:20 PM
She's a lucky lady.

Howzit
1/30/2006, 05:31 PM
I have nothing to add but my avatar.

yermom
1/30/2006, 05:34 PM
poor Kaeru San

C&CDean
1/30/2006, 05:35 PM
That's pretty much what I did when I saw those EMO fags.

Mjcpr
1/30/2006, 05:40 PM
I have nothing to add but my avatar.

Is that a Vubel?

IronSooner
1/30/2006, 05:45 PM
I think Norm did that once. And then that chick in DodgeBall.