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VeeJay
1/26/2006, 09:11 PM
Candiadate For Minnesota Governor... (http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html)

On 26 Oct 86, when my grandmother died, I
developed a deep hatred towards God The Father.
3-weeks after I threw my first wife and son out, and
developed a relationship with the woman who would
eventually become my second wife.

However, though I hated God and Lauren, my love for
Matthew was unbreakable. Angela's hatred of
Matthew, would inflame my "Dark Side." So, 4-months
after marrying her, I chose Matthew over her, and
threw her out

The NASCAR angle is sort of neat...