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TexasLidig8r
1/26/2006, 06:31 PM
Drugs.. gambling ring.. conspiracy?

http://articles.news.aol.com/sports/article.adp?id=20060126144309990016&ncid=NWS00010000000001

There's a reason why people should have long engagements....

John: "So, baby.. what did you do before we met?"

Mrs. John: "Nuthin' babee.. I swear it... want another venus butterfly?"

John: "Ok.. let's get married."

Mrs. John: "Oh.. you just made me. and my criminal defense attorney.. SOOO happy!!!"
BeetDigger
1/26/2006, 06:34 PM
He's been married four times. To him, seven weeks WAS a long engagement.
mdklatt
1/26/2006, 06:38 PM
His troll-looking *** should be happy to have her.
StoopTroup
1/26/2006, 06:45 PM
Who's gonna wash his balls for the next 5 months?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/26/2006, 07:23 PM
I understand he's a big Clinton fan and buddy.(goes to judgment).
GDC
1/26/2006, 07:44 PM
Only an *** would pick at Daly given his generosity and humble demeanor.
lexsooner
1/26/2006, 08:01 PM
Mrs. Daly made the local news here in Lexington: She apparently has problems reading, because she was informed in writing to self-surrender at the federal prison during working hours, but instead showed up late at night and got locked up in the Fayette County jail overnight as a result. I suspect she had one big nice meal and lots of cocktails before stumbling over to the prison. Now that's an auspicious start to her prison term, isn't it?
StoopTroup
1/26/2006, 08:35 PM
It's better to burn out than slowly fade away?
picasso
1/27/2006, 12:48 AM
anybody catch his show on the golf channel? he's a child.
in 20 years he'll be like Elton John, only not gay.
LoyalFan
1/27/2006, 01:12 AM
in 20 years he'll be like Elton John, only not gay.

Be patient.

LF
C&CDean
1/27/2006, 09:19 AM
I like Daly's.............golf game. Everything else about him reeks of PWT. Cigs, Diet Coke, M&Ms, booze, trashy white sluts, etc. You can take the boy outta Arkansas, but you can't take Arkansas outta the boy.
Taxman71
1/27/2006, 09:52 AM
Daly is fun to watch on the course, but he is just more white-trash-who-won-the-lottery off of it. His act has grown tiresome.

I give him 3 more years until he explodes.
GDC
1/27/2006, 10:50 AM
His off-course missteps, combined with his everyman charm and generous charity work, have established Daly as a perennial fan favorite on the PGA TOUR, as evidenced by the huge galleries that follow him at tournaments. Daly works closely with the Boys & Girls Clubs of America and the Make-A-Wish foundation, and even established a college fund for the children of a fan killed by a lighting strike during the first round of Daly’s 1991 PGA Championship victory at Crooked Stick Golf Club in Indiana.

http://www.johndaly.com/newsarchives.asp
Taxman71
1/27/2006, 11:09 AM
On a similar note, Snoop Dogg coaches his son's pee wee football team for free.