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DCSooner
1/25/2006, 06:17 PM
I almost burned the house down.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7759/burn1eu.jpg

Man, it is dry. I was cooking a burger and one little spark fell through the bottom.
mdklatt
1/25/2006, 06:35 PM
You should really clean all that bird crap off the patio. :eek:
Sooner_Bob
1/25/2006, 06:44 PM
at least your soul patch is safe
Sooner_Bob
1/25/2006, 09:35 PM
Sorry DC. I killed your thread.
sanantoniosooner
1/25/2006, 09:38 PM
Sorry DC. I killed your thread.
It was mortally wounded anyway.
Howzit
1/25/2006, 09:51 PM
I really needed 1stTimeCaller today.

Yeah, he could have squatted over it.

'Cause that's how he pees.

Squatting.

'Cause, see, DC was referring to his peeing habits.

As am I.

I'm done now.
sanantoniosooner
1/25/2006, 09:53 PM
It would seem that a standing pee would have been safer for all involved.

JMHO.
Howzit
1/25/2006, 09:54 PM
Yeah, but nobody's really worried about 1tc. Let him squat and burn his little giney.
Sooner_Bob
1/25/2006, 09:57 PM
Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back.
Sooner_Bob
1/25/2006, 09:59 PM
Oh, hey Marzipan, it's Homestar again, and me and Pom Pom are here, and you're supposed to be here, but you're not here. So, um... I guess we're gonna go in. We'll get you a ticket, and... we'll go in... or maybe I'll wait outside. Um, no, um, or maybe I'll go in. Um, but Pom Pom's got his cell, so give us a call on his cell phone if you get this message. And if not, um, we'll, I'll tell you if it was good. Okay. Bye.
Howzit
1/25/2006, 10:04 PM
You forgot 'over.'
Sooner_Bob
1/25/2006, 10:33 PM
Um... Marzipan, thi--this is Strong Bad, um, calling you for the first time today. No reason I would've called you before, because, this is the first time... for calling... to you. Uh, so anyway... I need some help baking. I... I can't get these cookies to come out right, and now I'm out of eggs. So, if--if you got any bright ideas, give me a call, um, 'cause I've only called you once, so you can call me back once now, too. Okay... okay bye.
1stTimeCaller
1/26/2006, 09:04 AM
Thanks DC. I'd have soaked that fire good.

WTF is wrong with squatting to pee?
Sooner_Bob
1/26/2006, 09:27 AM
Thanks DC. I'd have soaked that fire good.

WTF is wrong with squatting to pee?


Well duuuh . . . [Howzit] you'll burn your little giney. [Howzit]
1stTimeCaller
1/26/2006, 09:28 AM
I'm quick Bob, very quick.

over.
Beef
1/26/2006, 09:31 AM
I'm quick Bob, very quick.

over.
El Gato.