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1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 02:03 PM
Free. 9 weeks old. male. full blood, no papers. last of 7 puppies. Good home please.

The dog isn't mine but a friend of mine is trying to get rid of her last puppy. She can send you pics and deliver the dog to you if you are in the DFW area.

PM me if interested.

heck, if you really want it I can meet you anywhere south of OKC, for the most part.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 02:09 PM
No. You cannot have sex on it. It does not come with a table. And she will not trade for a drumkit. :D

TIA
Taxman71
1/25/2006, 02:10 PM
Sank you berry much.

http://www.cyberport.uqam.ca/education/ksw/Korean-restaurant-CT136.jpg
Howzit
1/25/2006, 02:17 PM
a friend of mine

Now you're just makin' **** up.
IB4OU2
1/25/2006, 02:18 PM
Is he house broken yet?.............Uhhh nevermind...why would I ask you that?...;)
KABOOKIE
1/25/2006, 02:19 PM
Will the last two asses that responded to this post please stop. Take your JR High Humor elsewhere.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 02:21 PM
I come here and try to give away a good puppy and this is how you repay me?

I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. There are other puppy mills on the net that know as much if not more about black lab puppies. I'm gonna go auction som **** off right now.
OklahomaTrombone
1/25/2006, 02:24 PM
If I buy the dog do I get the friend for free?
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 02:27 PM
This is not what I had planned. This is not what I expected. I'll take this dog and put it up against any sucker in the country.
yermom
1/25/2006, 02:29 PM
i'm still curious if he will let 'er rip on the carpet or not
Howzit
1/25/2006, 02:31 PM
Throw in a jar of peanut butter and I bet DC will take it.
KABOOKIE
1/25/2006, 02:31 PM
Can we start a SO lottery to name the pup?
Hatfield
1/25/2006, 02:32 PM
only black lab puppies? any meth lab puppies available?
BeetDigger
1/25/2006, 02:33 PM
This thread is going to the dogs.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 04:20 PM
ttt
OklahomaTrombone
1/25/2006, 04:21 PM
why do you have to give away the black puppy?
soonerbrat
1/25/2006, 04:22 PM
no puppies!
Hatfield
1/25/2006, 04:29 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Jerrylawler-1-.jpg/200px-Jerrylawler-1-.jpg

i heard this guy likes puppies
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 04:29 PM
I think she gave away the other 6. It's not my dog but...


YOU WILL TAKE THIS DOG

or we're going to make glue out of it
soonerbrat
1/25/2006, 04:36 PM
i'd love to have a puppy, i just don't have room for it. plus labs are notorious for chewing stuff up. can't have that.
achiro
1/25/2006, 04:42 PM
I wasn't aware that blacklab was one word.
Oh and no, I don't want it.
Howzit
1/25/2006, 04:45 PM
Coincidentally, I do need some glue...
Beef
1/25/2006, 04:47 PM
Does it have any major defects? I only take in deaf, crazy and mildly retarded dogs.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 04:47 PM
I wasn't aware that blacklab was one word.
Oh and no, I don't want it.

Oh yeah Mr. Grammar McGrammarson? if you don't want the blacklab then STFU.


:D kidding, kidding. Howzit, i'll save you some poop from the dog, I hear it has that puppy smell that drives the girls wild.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 04:48 PM
Does it have any major defects? I only take in deaf, crazy and mildly retarded dogs.


I'll spend some time with it, then we should be good to go.
BeetDigger
1/25/2006, 04:53 PM
Does it eat cats? If so, I am VERY interested.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 04:55 PM
Does it eat cats? If so, I am VERY interested.
don't most males eat pu**y?
soonerbrat
1/25/2006, 04:56 PM
don't most males eat pu**y?




if they don't, they should.
achiro
1/25/2006, 04:57 PM
if they don't, they should.
:eek:
soonerbrat
1/25/2006, 04:59 PM
oh wait..did i type that out loud?
In Through The Out Door
1/25/2006, 05:00 PM
1st Time Caller,
My wife wants that dog. She's been belly-aching about getting a dog. We've got a backyard (or, do we have a back yard?). We live in the civil part of Richardson, which is just North of Dallas.
BeetDigger
1/25/2006, 05:01 PM
don't most males eat pu**y?


Yes they do, but that's not what I need the dog for. I would like to de-cat my house and a dog sounds like a logical solution. Or, I could just poison the cats and then claim that the dog maimed them.
colleyvillesooner
1/25/2006, 05:02 PM
don't most males eat pu**y?

Thread, meet New Level.
BeetDigger
1/25/2006, 05:03 PM
My wife wants that dog. She's been belly-aching about getting a dog.


Sounds like she has been hanging out with Brat. :D
soonerbrat
1/25/2006, 05:05 PM
no bellyaching here.
yermom
1/25/2006, 05:11 PM
is the dog unscented?
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 05:12 PM
1st Time Caller,
My wife wants that dog. She's been belly-aching about getting a dog. We've got a backyard (or, do we have a back yard?). We live in the civil part of Richardson, which is just North of Dallas.

please tell me you are serious.

There may be some kitty kat in store for me if I get this dog given away.
Howzit
1/25/2006, 05:14 PM
WHAT ABOUT MY GLUE?
C&CDean
1/25/2006, 05:15 PM
Oh. You're gonna get the scnang action for giving the mutt away huh? Does she know you **** the rug? Does she know you've got ticks and fleas? Does she know the lab puppy has a bigger schlong than you? Tell her to keep the dog. She's miles ahead right now.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 05:15 PM
I will personally make you some of my very own sticky substance.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 05:16 PM
Oh. You're gonna get the scnang action for giving the mutt away huh? Does she know you **** the rug? Does she know you've got ticks and fleas? Does she know the lab puppy has a bigger schlong than you? Tell her to keep the dog. She's miles ahead right now.
sad.
in.
pants.
:O
Beef
1/25/2006, 05:16 PM
I will personally make you some of my very own sticky substance.
Interesting way to pick a fight with Dean. I'm sure he's been threatened with worse.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 05:17 PM
that was for Howzie-boy, but Deano is more than welcome to sip from the straw as well. ;)
In Through The Out Door
1/25/2006, 05:18 PM
please tell me you are serious.

There may be some kitty kat in store for me if I get this dog given away.

Are you sayin' this gal's trading kitty kat for favors? I thought that was illegal in these here parts of Tejas :D
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 05:19 PM
I'm being played here aren't I?
C&CDean
1/25/2006, 05:22 PM
Like a ****ing drum son. Like a ****ing drum.
In Through The Out Door
1/25/2006, 05:24 PM
No. My wife seriously talks about getting a dog...mainly, I think, because she knows I'll be the one that ends up training it. Believe me. I got her nephew a dog a couple of years ago and ended up being the one to train it.

I can't blame them, I suppose. They never owned dogs, so they don't realize you can't just have a dog and not discipline it enough for it to behave right. Psshht. Mexicans.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 05:25 PM
Like a ****ing drum son. Like a ****ing drum.

HA!!! IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TexasLidig8r
1/25/2006, 05:26 PM
First.. why is it a BLACK lab? Isn't it really a lab that just happens to be black? Or better yet, why isn't it really an African-American lab? Dog Racist dang f'in' hillbillies.

Now... if anyone needs a professional dog trainer.. my younger sister is one of the best... I call her the Dog Whisperer.
1stTimeCaller
1/25/2006, 05:29 PM
well it's not a yellow lab nor is it a New Orleans lab so I guess it could be a Reflects All Colors Lab. And being as lab is short for Labrador it's really a British-American dog.

and I should finish with a Lid's sis likes it doggy style but I won't ;)
In Through The Out Door
1/25/2006, 05:32 PM
If our family gets hold of it, it'll speak Spanish and be a Mexican lab...we'll half of it will, anyway.
IB4OU2
1/25/2006, 05:34 PM
If our family gets hold of it, it'll speak Spanish and be a Mexican lab...we'll half of it will, anyway.

Are you makin' taco's with the other half?........;)
In Through The Out Door
1/25/2006, 05:36 PM
Um...dude, she's Mexican, not Chinese :eek:
Sooner_Bob
1/25/2006, 05:41 PM
So you've never heard of Chinese tacos?
TexasLidig8r
1/25/2006, 05:43 PM
So you've never heard of Chinese tacos?

Why do we have to continue to discuss Beef's roommate?
jk the sooner fan
1/25/2006, 05:44 PM
i'd consider it.....
In Through The Out Door
1/25/2006, 05:50 PM
Chinese taco...hmmm.
TUSooner
1/25/2006, 05:55 PM
Is he house broken yet?.............Uhhh nevermind...why would I ask you that?...;)

I wish I'd thought of that.
I knew there was at least one pee-pee joke in there somewhere. :D
TUSooner
1/25/2006, 05:57 PM
Can we start a SO lottery to name the pup?
Ray?
william_brasky
1/25/2006, 06:05 PM
Chinese taco slanted different way than regular taco.
proud gonzo
1/25/2006, 06:14 PM
I don't have room or time for a dog :( otherwise I'd take it. And name it Ragnar.
yermom
1/25/2006, 06:16 PM
Chinese taco slanted different way than regular taco.

too long
IB4OU2
1/25/2006, 10:50 PM
Ragnar!.......:D
Norman Sooner
1/25/2006, 11:07 PM
i'd love to have a puppy, i just don't have room for it. plus labs are notorious for chewing stuff up. can't have that.



I'll second that, my lab mix just got my couch...um yeah, he got the beat down after that one...
olevetonahill
1/26/2006, 12:16 AM
Man this thread went to the dogs
sanantoniosooner
1/26/2006, 12:18 AM
Is a black lab puppy from a test tube or something?
bigdsooner
1/26/2006, 12:53 AM
i already have 2 labs, they are awesome dogs, cept the young one when she brings in trees from outside to chew on an gets sh*t all over the place
In Through The Out Door
1/26/2006, 11:30 AM
Um, 1stTime. My wife gave the thumbs up for said free dog. What is free dog's status today?
1stTimeCaller
1/26/2006, 11:32 AM
lemme check
Beef
1/26/2006, 11:58 AM
Why do we have to continue to discuss Beef's roommate?
I'm getting a bit sick of everyone rubbing it in that I'm getting no Chinese taco.
Beef
1/26/2006, 11:58 AM
Now... if anyone needs a professional dog trainer.. my younger sister is one of the best... I call her the Dog Whisperer.
Is she in Dallas? Does she have any experience with deaf dogs?
yermom
1/26/2006, 12:57 PM
dude, you can't whisper to deaf dogs
soonerbrat
1/26/2006, 01:11 PM
dude, you can't whisper to deaf dogs




well you can, but they won't hear you.
BeetDigger
1/26/2006, 01:38 PM
Um, 1stTime. My wife gave the thumbs up for said free dog. What is free dog's status today?


It's still a lab and it's still black.
william_brasky
1/26/2006, 01:41 PM
What's the Chinese Taco status today?
Mjcpr
1/26/2006, 01:42 PM
What's the Chinese Taco status today?

It's still Chinese and it's still sideways.
BeetDigger
1/26/2006, 01:50 PM
And here, PG thinks that the SO is boring today.

Pffffffft. What does she know?
Beef
1/26/2006, 02:17 PM
dude, you can't whisper to deaf dogs
My dog can read lips if you're fluent in idiot.
In Through The Out Door
1/27/2006, 11:32 AM
1stTimeCaller,

Don't forget to call me about when and where to make the dog drop. Sunday is good for me. I'll be stuck in Granbury most of Saturday, but back in Richardson late Saturday night and all of Sunday.
In Through The Out Door
1/27/2006, 11:34 AM
Oh, and...good luck in your other venture tied to the dog thing. :D
1stTimeCaller
2/3/2006, 10:42 AM
How's the dog working out?
yermom
2/3/2006, 11:12 AM
the better question is wether or not you assumed the role of peeing on her carpet since the dog is gone :D
1stTimeCaller
2/3/2006, 11:13 AM
the better question is wether or not you assumed the role of peeing on her carpet since the dog is gone :D

given the chance I will. Hopefully I get some points for finding the last of her puppies a home.