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Pieces Hit
1/25/2006, 09:55 AM
Between Christmas money and a rebate for crap software, I am really loaded.

And I feel so powerful.

How shall I spend it?

26 - $5 lottery tickets?

I dunno but it must be spent.
JohnnyMack
1/25/2006, 10:06 AM
Lap dances. Beer. Hot wings.

If you're gonna do it, do it up good.
Pieces Hit
1/25/2006, 10:09 AM
No I could never do that.

She would kill me with her good leg.
HoserSooner
1/25/2006, 10:24 AM
Indian casino. :D

Bet it all on black.
Czar Soonerov
1/25/2006, 10:28 AM
You should buy your wife a nice gift. That's what I would do...
mdklatt
1/25/2006, 10:28 AM
Go out and get yourself a nice spaghetti dinner.
OUthunder
1/25/2006, 10:29 AM
hooker
Pieces Hit
1/25/2006, 10:29 AM
Anything but spaghetti...
Herr Scholz
1/25/2006, 11:19 AM
Several illicit happy hours that she doesn't need to know about. You're flush.
IB4OU2
1/25/2006, 11:23 AM
You should buy your wife a nice gift. That's what I would do...

Me too........:O
soonerbrat
1/25/2006, 11:25 AM
You should buy your wife a nice gift. That's what I would do...





buttering. up.
Pieces Hit
1/25/2006, 12:11 PM
So are the odds better on the lottery or the slots?

Maybe I oughta just buy some gas.
Okla-homey
1/25/2006, 12:16 PM
You should be a giver and donate it to Mayor Nagin's Chocolate City Construction and Chocolatizing Coalition
yermom
1/25/2006, 12:57 PM
So are the odds better on the lottery or the slots?

Maybe I oughta just buy some gas.

slots.

gas and the lotto are bad investments :D
olevetonahill
1/25/2006, 02:29 PM
Just send it to me and dont let me catch you with anymore of it
skycat
1/25/2006, 02:30 PM
buttering. up.

I don't know. $130 seems like a lot to spend on butter.
GDC
1/25/2006, 02:31 PM
I bet Herr will give it up for much less than that.
TopDaugIn2000
1/25/2006, 02:35 PM
I don't know. $130 seems like a lot to spend on butter.

not if she's worth it
Herr Scholz
1/25/2006, 02:49 PM
I bet Herr will give it up for much less than that.
You sure do talk about man sex a lot, Mr. "Straight". I'm beginning to think your stalking of me, Cap and Lid isn't a Longhorn thing after all...
skycat
1/25/2006, 02:52 PM
not if she's worth it

What are you going to do with $130 worth of butter that you couldn't get done with $30 worth of butter.



Seriously. I really want to know.
critical_phil
1/25/2006, 03:01 PM
How shall I spend it?




ever wanted a drum kit?????
Pieces Hit
1/25/2006, 03:01 PM
I would think royalty of your stature would be propagating the use of Parkay.
skycat
1/25/2006, 03:04 PM
$130 worth of Parkay?

Now you're just being silly.
skycat
1/25/2006, 03:04 PM
Whatever happened to the talking Parkay box anyway?

I miss that box.
Pieces Hit
1/25/2006, 03:05 PM
You're right.

It would go bad.
salth2o
1/25/2006, 04:17 PM
Rat hole the cash and save it, along with any other $$$ that you get that the wifey doesn't know about. This is what marriage is all about. I have a savings account and a coffee can with my "man" money that the Redhead has no idea about. I use it at my leasure for sh!t that I just want.

FYI...Never divulge the location of said rat hole! Once it has been found...she will spend it on something rational or make you fork it over for the good of the order.

If you are questioned about a purchase, just tell her "I have been saving a little extra here and there, cut out a few lunches or other expenses, etc."

Congrats and welcome to the club!
GeneralCartmanLee
1/25/2006, 04:30 PM
Send me half or i'm tell'n your wife about your $tash.