Chuck Bao
1/25/2006, 09:52 AM
The Year of the Dog doesn’t officially start until January 29, but let’s look ahead at your fortunes and follies of the year ahead.
In the Year of the Dog, the key words are loyalty and faithfulness. It won’t be a great year. I mean how much fun can you have while being loyal and faithful?
You’re going to want to run with the pack. Well, go on. Just don’t stray too far from home.
You’re not the top dog, but you’re very close. And, that’s always a good thing to know as you go around smelling hineys.
Work will be, well frankly, a dog. Just do the damn stupid tricks.
In terms of love, stay with the one you got. You’re no longer a puppy. If you didn’t score during the year of the rooster, what chances will you have as a dog? And, besides, next year you get to be a pig, which isn’t conducive to love, but a lot more fun.
If you aren’t happy with this prediction, dammit write your own horoscope.
In the Year of the Dog, the key words are loyalty and faithfulness. It won’t be a great year. I mean how much fun can you have while being loyal and faithful?
You’re going to want to run with the pack. Well, go on. Just don’t stray too far from home.
You’re not the top dog, but you’re very close. And, that’s always a good thing to know as you go around smelling hineys.
Work will be, well frankly, a dog. Just do the damn stupid tricks.
In terms of love, stay with the one you got. You’re no longer a puppy. If you didn’t score during the year of the rooster, what chances will you have as a dog? And, besides, next year you get to be a pig, which isn’t conducive to love, but a lot more fun.
If you aren’t happy with this prediction, dammit write your own horoscope.