I choked on a weiner

[oumartin]

and I cannot get that itchy feeling in my throat to go away.
any suggestions?

[Jerk]

oh, wait, that sounded bad.

[mrowl]

This guy can help, he probably has a 1-800 number:

http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/simmons.jpg

[StoopTroup]

I have some advice but I don't wish to be baned. ;)

[oumartin]

I should have said hot dog.. :D

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I should have said hot dog.. :D
and that would make a difference how?:confused:

[oumartin]

well, not to your sick mind it probably wouldn't have made a difference.

all of you all are sick. I have a medical emergency and all you guys can do is crack jokes

[crawfish]

That's what she said...

[sanantoniosooner]

Should this be merged with the brokeback thread?

[soonerbrat]

orange juice

[Bama/OU]

orange juice


Women should know these things.

;)

[crawfish]

Women should know these things.

;)

I'm sure it was only because she'd just used a scented tampon.

[oumartin]

it didn't taste scented!

[Oldnslo]

Dude, you kept the change?

ewww.

[OUthunder]

Martin a switch hitter? Go figure.

[oumartin]

oh Thunder, aren't you a funny guy.

[OUthunder]

oh Thunder, aren't you a funny guy.

I used to be but...

[OUthunder]

BTW was it an all beef frank or was it full of filler?

[oumartin]

I got the cure for that Thunder but you'll have to be patient!

[Harry Beanbag]

lips and *******s

[oumartin]

probably some white filler stuff i'm guessing

[Harry Beanbag]

probably some white filler stuff i'm guessing


:eek: Was it salty?

[OUthunder]

probably some white filler stuff i'm guessing


Was it a Tweenkie or Ho-Ho?

[Al Gore]

IBTL..........

...and I didn't even start it......amazing.....

[oumartin]

just trying to lighten the mood around the S.O.
place gets boring.

[OUthunder]

just trying to lighten the mood around the S.O.
place is boring since the same 10-20 people do 99.1% of the postng.


Indeedy!!!:texan: