View Full Version : I choked on a weiner
oumartin
1/24/2006, 08:39 PM
and I cannot get that itchy feeling in my throat to go away.
any suggestions?
oh, wait, that sounded bad.
This guy can help, he probably has a 1-800 number:
http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/simmons.jpg
StoopTroup
1/24/2006, 08:44 PM
I have some advice but I don't wish to be baned. ;)
oumartin
1/24/2006, 08:49 PM
I should have said hot dog.. :D
Soonerbabeinbama
1/24/2006, 09:02 PM
I should have said hot dog.. :D
and that would make a difference how?:confused:
oumartin
1/24/2006, 09:06 PM
well, not to your sick mind it probably wouldn't have made a difference.
all of you all are sick. I have a medical emergency and all you guys can do is crack jokes
crawfish
1/24/2006, 09:07 PM
That's what she said...
sanantoniosooner
1/24/2006, 09:08 PM
Should this be merged with the brokeback thread?
soonerbrat
1/24/2006, 09:08 PM
orange juice
Bama/OU
1/24/2006, 09:15 PM
orange juice
Women should know these things.
;)
crawfish
1/24/2006, 09:22 PM
Women should know these things.
;)
I'm sure it was only because she'd just used a scented tampon.
oumartin
1/24/2006, 09:25 PM
it didn't taste scented!
Oldnslo
1/24/2006, 10:04 PM
Dude, you kept the change?
ewww.
OUthunder
1/24/2006, 10:09 PM
Martin a switch hitter? Go figure.
oumartin
1/24/2006, 10:11 PM
oh Thunder, aren't you a funny guy.
OUthunder
1/24/2006, 10:12 PM
oh Thunder, aren't you a funny guy.
I used to be but...
OUthunder
1/24/2006, 10:13 PM
BTW was it an all beef frank or was it full of filler?
oumartin
1/24/2006, 10:14 PM
I got the cure for that Thunder but you'll have to be patient!
Harry Beanbag
1/24/2006, 10:14 PM
lips and *******s
oumartin
1/24/2006, 10:15 PM
probably some white filler stuff i'm guessing
Harry Beanbag
1/24/2006, 10:16 PM
probably some white filler stuff i'm guessing
:eek: Was it salty?
OUthunder
1/24/2006, 10:16 PM
probably some white filler stuff i'm guessing
Was it a Tweenkie or Ho-Ho?
Al Gore
1/24/2006, 10:17 PM
IBTL..........
...and I didn't even start it......amazing.....
oumartin
1/24/2006, 10:18 PM
just trying to lighten the mood around the S.O.
place gets boring.
OUthunder
1/24/2006, 10:19 PM
just trying to lighten the mood around the S.O.
place is boring since the same 10-20 people do 99.1% of the postng.
Indeedy!!!:texan:
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