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picasso
1/24/2006, 04:47 PM
without any time to properly cover up, and you blow a nize sized chunk of loogie but have no idea where it went?
I just did that.
SoonerWood
1/24/2006, 05:03 PM
I've been wondering if that was possible.

My boss, who has thermo-nuclear sneezing capability always claimed they just sneak up on him, but I never really truly believed that. I will now adjust my thoughts on that.
picasso
1/24/2006, 05:09 PM
did you know the nerves in your eyes and nose are so close that you cannot sneeze without closing your eyes? I read this in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader and afterwards attempted to keep eyes open on next sneezing excursion.
also explains why when you look at the sun you can sneeze easily.

I'm just here to help.
IB4OU2
1/24/2006, 05:20 PM
also explains why when you look at the sun you can sneeze easily.

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or when you smell "a silent but deadly" your eyes water........
TUSooner
1/24/2006, 05:26 PM
without any time to properly cover up, and you blow a nize sized chunk of loogie but have no idea where it went?
I just did that.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31225&highlight=happened

Guaranteed: Somebody else will see it before you do. :rolleyes:
BeetDigger
1/24/2006, 05:41 PM
or when you smell "a silent but deadly" your eyes water........


That wasn't a sbd, you were just driving through that intersection that GHP and PG drove through.
KC//CRIMSON
1/24/2006, 05:53 PM
sneezes are like tiny orgasms, minus the farting.
picasso
1/24/2006, 05:55 PM
sneezes are like tiny orgasms, minus the farting.
professor in my Human Sexuality class in college said the same thing. minus the farting reference.:D
BeetDigger
1/24/2006, 05:59 PM
professor in my Human Sexuality class in college said the same thing. minus the farting reference.:D



Which explained the large amounts of pepper he kept on his desk.
picasso
1/24/2006, 06:02 PM
Which explained the large amounts of pepper he kept on his desk.
hah! best class I ever had in college. 2 hours every Tuesday night. we took a 15 minute break betwixt hours to go outside and smoke.
Sooner_Bob
1/24/2006, 06:07 PM
"I don't know, but I want another one."

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/5790/sally2xw.jpg