Things I & Other SF Posters Can Do Better Than Dean Besides Cuss

[FaninAma]

I can hold my liquor better than Dean.

I can chop wood better than Dean.

I can outrun Dean. :cool:

[JohnnyMack]

I have better taste in shoes than Dean.

[DCSooner]

I can hold my liquor better than Dean.

I can chop wood better than Dean.

I can outrun Dean. :cool:

Heh. Without that third one, you wouldn't have said the first two!

[critical_phil]

i can cook better than dean.





:dean:cause i'm a fag:dean:

[GDC]

I bet I can rope, flank, castrate, ear-mark and brand a calf faster than him.:texan:

[Pieces Hit]

I'm far more sensitive to the needs of his wife.

:texan:

Edit:

Not that I know her or anything.

[achiro]

Nothing, cause Dean is a GAWD!

[1stTimeCaller]

write my name in the snow

[mdklatt]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dean allows to live.

[C&CDean]

I can hold my liquor better than Dean.

I can chop wood better than Dean.

I can outrun Dean. :cool:

1) In a pig's eye.

2) In a pig's ***.

3) Over distance, yes. Between here and the fence, your narrow butt is mine.

[FaninAma]

Oh, I'm a better armadillo hunter than Dean.

Son, if you want to catch me you better be riding a rocket sled.

[Howzit]

I can outrun Dean. :cool:


3) Over distance, yes. Between here and the fence, your narrow butt is mine

STC06

(Spring Tailgate Challenge '06)

[Fugue]

we will need vBeano back up for this.

[IB4OU2]

I don't think I can hold a candle to the success he's had hunting the reclusive outside home heat and air unit.

[C&CDean]

Oh, I'm a better armadillo hunter than Dean.

Son, if you want to catch me you better be riding a rocket sled.

Wrong. Our friendly armadillo in the ditch no longer exists. He expired last Saturday. Along with his/her mate I think. After I shot the first one, the second one just came up out of the ditch and walked right up to me. Living proof that Texans **** turtles. Stupid, stupid animals.

And before you can say "designer running shoes," my fat *** would be on you like white on rice. Homey is greased lightning up to about 20 yards or so. True story: I won the Jr. High 50 yard (yes yards - this was before meters were invented) in the City of Tucson track meet, and placed 3rd in the 100.

[Stanley1]

I'm better at sexin' the women than Dean.

[Howzit]

I won the Jr. High 50 yard
Well that settles it. He won the Jr. High 50 yard dash. That was only about a half-century ago, right?

[FaninAma]

Wrong. Our friendly armadillo in the ditch no longer exists. He expired last Saturday. Along with his/her mate I think. After I shot the first one, the second one just came up out of the ditch and walked right up to me. Living proof that Texans **** turtles. Stupid, stupid animals.

I heard armadillos is good eatin'. :eek: Hope you got them in your freezer. I think that should be the menu for the spring game tailgate.


And before you can say "designer running shoes," my fat *** would be on you like white on rice. Homey is greased lightning up to about 20 yards or so. True story: I won the Jr. High 50 yard (yes yards - this was before meters were invented) in the City of Tucson track meet, and placed 3rd in the 100.

That's nothing. I outran the fastest 3rd grade girl and all the boys in the 2nd grade when I was a second grader at the elementary spring track festival in Lone Wolf, Ok in 1964. I got a blue ribbon to prove it.

[FaninAma]

I'm better at sexin' the women than Dean.

Dean will demand notarized proof and pictures.

[Ike]

I can dance in my chair better than Dean.

[mdklatt]

I can dance in my chair better than Dean.

I doubt that. Word has it that Dean's iPod is loaded to the gills with Bangles songs, and you know it's impossible to sit still when "Walk Like An Egyptian" comes on.



P.S. I defy anyone to picture Dean chair dancing to "Walk Like An Egyptian" and not laugh their *** off.

[Ike]

I doubt that. Word has it that Dean's iPod is loaded to the gills with Bangles songs, and you know it's impossible to sit still when "Walk Like An Egyptian Comes On".



P.S. I defy anyone to picture Dean chair dancing to "Walk Like An Egyptian" and not laugh their *** off.


I hear he is gonna be on "Chair Dancing with the Stars" next week though.

[Stanley1]

I hear he is gonna be on "Chair Dancing with the Stars" next week though.

Teamed up with Richard Simmons.

[BudSooner]

I can rattle the windows better than Dean, I took state my senior year.

And you know what I mean by that.

[BeetDigger]

I notice no one has said pass gas better than Dean. I guess some things are just impossible. :D

[C&CDean]

You people should feel very fortunate that I allow you to live.

[OklahomaRed]

When Dean goes hunting, he doesn't call it hunting, he calls it "going killing". Going hunting would imply that you might miss !

I can spit a watermelon seed further than Dean.