BEANO's TAMPON THREAD:

[proud gonzo]

have at it, beano

:D

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

On second thought...

bad thread bad thread.

[GottaHavePride]

OklahomaTrombone has an interesting story that could go in here...

[soonerbrat]

beano..which are better, OB or tampax.

if you choose tampax, do you prefer the cardboard or the plastic applicator? scented or unscented?

[oumartin]

pons or pads ladies? my wife refuses to wear a pad.

[Jimminy Crimson]

A pad is just a fancy word for a diaper. ;)

And to answer brat: tampax, plastic, scented.

[soonerbrat]

well next time i'm out buying tampons for jiminy, i'll know what to get

personally, i'll keep using the unscented ones..the scented ones irritate my vagina.

[Blue]

well next time i'm out buying tampons for jiminy, i'll know what to get

personally, i'll keep using the unscented ones..the scented ones irritate my vagina.

TMI, dude. Geesh. :D

[soonerbrat]

well....someone asked

i think

LOL

[proud gonzo]

at least ONE person is having fun with this thread :D

[oumartin]

this thread could get really nasty pretty quick.

[proud gonzo]

AAAH! too many possible jokes!!! :eek:

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I've never been prouder to be associated with a thread.

[oumartin]

so, what is toxic shock syndrome?

[Jimminy Crimson]

I'm waiting for some clever company to come up with 'charms' to go on the end of the string. :cool:

[soonerbrat]

so, what is toxic shock syndrome?


it's a bacterial infection of Staphlococcus aureus (staph infection)

[oumartin]

J.C. is the gold tooth not enuff ornament on the end of the string?

[Czar Soonerov]

I'm waiting for some clever company to come up with 'charms' to go on the end of the string. :cool:

They'll call it pu**y bling! :eek:

[proud gonzo]

so, what is toxic shock syndrome?

toxic shock syndrome
n. Abbr. TSS

An acute infection characterized by high fever, a sunburnlike rash, vomiting, and diarrhea, followed in severe cases by shock, that is caused by a toxin-producing strain of the common bacterium Staphylococcus aureus, occurring chiefly among young menstruating women who use vaginal tampons.

the more you know...

[soonerbrat]

occurs chiefly in young women, but men and children can get it as well.

[Czar Soonerov]

I don't trust anything that can bleed for five days and live.

*rimshot

[oumartin]

ah, young women... Guess my wife aint gotta worry bout dat no more!

[soonerbrat]

ah, young women... Guess my wife aint gotta worry bout dat no more!


does she still use tampons?

[oumartin]

yeah, she does i guess, unless those things in the bathroom are used to stop leaks in the boat..

[Jimminy Crimson]

They'll call it pu**y bling! :eek:

Let's patent that sh!t right now.

Rollin' in dough, baby!

Think of all the possibilities. Britney Spears Limited Edition Tampons. Bling for your thing! ;)

[soonerbrat]

yeah, she does i guess, unless those things in the bathroom are used to stop leaks in the boat..



then it's still a risk :)

i think by "young" they meant "pre-menopausal"

[oumartin]

oh, she's probably almost post!

[soonerbrat]

tampon use is a risk factor for tss.....so if she uses them still..there's still a risk..that's what i was getting at.

[oumartin]

yeah, I figured... I'm tired and trying to be funny.. Not working I know.

[GottaHavePride]

it's a bacterial infection of Staphlococcus aureus (staph infection)

Heh. You said "coccus". :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

courtesy of a well known fokker, i mean farker...

http://x4.putfile.com/1/2300071765.jpg

[soonerbrat]

i also said "staph"

:D

[Czar Soonerov]

yeah, I fingered... I'm tired and trying to be funny.. Not working I know.

:eek:

[ChickSoonerFan]

OMG

I am not sure which is more shocking..this thread in general or the fact that PG started it?! :eek:

[proud gonzo]

i also said "staph"

:D
I almost pointed that out... :D

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. Staph, coccus, and arse all in one post. :D

[soonerbrat]

OMG

I am not sure which is more shocking..this thread in general or the fact that PG started it?! :eek:



the fact that i discussed my vagina doesn't shock you?

[Jimminy Crimson]

the fact that i discussed my vagina doesn't shock you?

FOR CHINA :D

[soonerbrat]

beano bailed on his tampon thread

[Czar Soonerov]

the fact that i discussed my vagina doesn't shock you?

That gets talked about all the time. Too much really...

:P

[ChickSoonerFan]

the fact that i discussed my vagina doesn't shock you?


uumm..YES! That falls under "this thread in general"

my goodness...

[Blue]

beano bailed on his tampon thread

He's like Costanza. In and out, leaving you wanting more. (Get your mind out of the gutter)

[OklahomaTrombone]

OklahomaTrombone has an interesting story that could go in here...


You bastard.

[crawfish]

uumm..YES! That falls under "this thread in genital"

my goodness...

On a similar note, what the heck is a yeast infection? What are you gals doing down there, baking bread? :confused:

[C&CDean]

What do they call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why is there a string on a tampon? So you can floss your teeth when you're done.

I got a million of em'.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

What do they call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why is there a string on a tampon? So you can floss your teeth when you're done.

I got a million of em'.

Well go on then!!

[Harry Beanbag]

personally, i'll keep using the unscented ones..the scented ones irritate my vagina.


I'm tempted to make this my new sig. What do you think?

[Mjcpr]

I'm tempted to make this my new sig. What do you think?

I think it depends on your vagina.

[sanantoniosooner]

..the scented ones irritate my vagina.
maybe it's just other posters?

It's a common problem around here.

[sanantoniosooner]

uumm..YES! That falls under "this thread in general"

my goodness...
Were you suggesting that her vagina was a topic for the "general sports" folder?

[Harry Beanbag]

Were you suggesting that her vagina was a topic for the "general sports" folder?


I thought it was the "recruiting" folder. :)

[BeetDigger]

Reminds me of the SNL mock ad for Toxic Shock Absorbers.

[BeetDigger]

What do they call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why is there a string on a tampon? So you can floss your teeth when you're done.

I got a million of em'.


In HS when the GF had her period we would tell our buddies: Game cancelled on account of bloody field conditions.

[soonerbrat]

I'm tempted to make this my new sig. What do you think?


I would be honored :D

[C&CDean]

I would be honored :D

You would be honored, but what about your P-chi? It's got feelings too you know. Do you think the ol' girl wants her ills to be part of some loser's signature line? Think about your P-chi every once in a while. It's not always just about you.

[Harry Beanbag]

You would be honored, but what about your P-chi? It's got feelings too you know. Do you think the ol' girl wants her ills to be part of some loser's signature line? Think about your P-chi every once in a while. It's not always just about you.


:(

[soonerbrat]

You would be honored, but what about your P-chi? It's got feelings too you know. Do you think the ol' girl wants her ills to be part of some loser's signature line? Think about your P-chi every once in a while. It's not always just about you.


you're right. i should be more respectful to someone who has served me so well.

[Sooner_Bob]

I think it depends on your vagina.


Shouldn't this be in the adult diaper thread?

[C&CDean]

you're right. i should be more respectful to someone who has served me so well.

Damned straight. Think of the pleasure you've gotten.

And how ironic would it be that someone named "Harry Beanbag" would have a snatch reference in his sig?

Power to the P-chi!! Right on.

[IronSooner]

Nice how this has segued from the tampon thread to the vagina thread.

So, anybody seen the Vagina Monologues lately? OU used to have it every year right around february it seems like.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Nice how this has segued from the tampon thread to the vagina thread.

So, anybody seen the Vagina Monologues lately? OU used to have it every year right around february it seems like.

Along with being Black History Month (ps - why isn't it African American History Month?), isn't February something like Vag Appreciation Month? or Date-Rape Awareness month or something like that?

[1stTimeCaller]

speaking of tampons...

It's fun to put a new, unused one in your beer at the pub and then complain that there is a mouse in your beer. Then when the waitress is giving you the go to hell look, you suck the beer out of the tampon.

good times, good times.

[Jimminy Crimson]

speaking of tampons...

It's fun to put a new, unused one in your beer at the pub and then complain that there is a mouse in your beer. Then when the waitress is giving you the go to hell look, you suck the beer out of the tampon.

good times, good times.

one question: scented or unscented? :eddie:

[1stTimeCaller]

unscented. the scented ones irritate my vagina taster

[Fugue]

IBTL

[crawfish]

uumm..YES! That falls under "this thread in genital"

my goodness...

Nobody ever notices the subtle touch. :rolleyes:

;)

[IronSooner]

speaking of tampons...

It's fun to put a new, unused one in your beer at the pub and then complain that there is a mouse in your beer. Then when the waitress is giving you the go to hell look, you suck the beer out of the tampon.

good times, good times.

Isn't sucking beer out of a tampon some kind of bachelor party ritual?

[proud gonzo]

OMG

I am not sure which is more shocking..this thread in general or the fact that PG started it?! :eek:

started it at Beano's request!.....sorta :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

speaking of tampons...

It's fun to put a new, unused one in your beer at the pub and then complain that there is a mouse in your beer. Then when the waitress is giving you the go to hell look, you suck the beer out of the tampon.

good times, good times.


I've done some crazy ****...but this is a little too far...

[proud gonzo]

I've done some crazy ****...but this is a little too far...
Dr. Pepper just came out my nose.

[1stTimeCaller]

I've done some crazy ****...but this is a little too far...

wearing mis-matched argyle socks does not = crazy ****

;)

[proud gonzo]

oh lordy.

[OklahomaTrombone]

wearing mis-matched argyle socks does not = crazy ****

;)


Trust me...I've got a story that makes your floor ****in' looks like a game of catch

[1stTimeCaller]

most everyone does. If I told you guys about the floor ****ing, imagine what I haven't told.

I was kidding about the socks.

[proud gonzo]

most everyone does. If I told you guys about the floor ****ing, imagine what I haven't told.

I was kidding about the socks.
I don't.... unless I tell OT's story :O

[OklahomaTrombone]

If you tell that story I will personally hunt you down and kill you or something.

[proud gonzo]

If you tell that story I will personally hunt you down and kill you or something.
oh don't worry, I won't. I believe you. :D

[crawfish]

oh don't worry, I won't. I believe you. :D

Coward.

I believe mass pm's are in order. ;)

[TexasLidig8r]

THIS thread.. well.. I am about as close to speechless as I can ever get.

Now.. is it true that tampons come in two sizes... the short white ones and the very long black ones? :confused:

[Sooner_Bob]

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

[Penguin]

I would imagine that most (if not all) women would prefer a tampon over a pad.

I mean, I can only imagine that a pad would feel like a freakin' diaper. That doesn't sound comfortable.

[ChickSoonerFan]

unscented. the scented ones irritate my vagina taster

:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

Well now I know EXACTLY what I am shocked at.

:eek:

[DCSooner]

I would imagine that most (if not all) women would prefer a tampon over a pad.

I mean, I can only imagine that a pad would feel like a freakin' diaper. That doesn't sound comfortable.

As opposed to sticking a dry piece of cardboard up your thingy? I vote diapers.

[Sooner_Bob]

I would imagine that most (if not all) women would prefer a tampon over a pad.

I mean, I can only imagine that a pad would feel like a freakin' diaper. That doesn't sound comfortable.


Real Sooner fans wear pads . . .

[C&CDean]

We used to tape Kotex pads on our elbows in the military for lowcrawling.

[DCSooner]

We used to tape Kotex pads on our elbows in the military for lowcrawling.

Is lowcrawling like chubby chasing?

[1stTimeCaller]

for some reason I bet Dean did a bunch of low crawling when the rest of his platoon wasn't.

[C&CDean]

Lowcrawl this, motha****ah.

[Penguin]

As opposed to sticking a dry piece of cardboard up your thingy? I vote diapers.

Dude, they got plastic applicators. Smoooooth as ice. :eddie:

[proud gonzo]

it intrigues me that the men are more interested in the debate than the womens.

[IronSooner]

We used to tape Kotex pads on our elbows in the military for lowcrawling.

I won't ask where you got them from.

[C&CDean]

I won't ask where you got them from.

The PX. Doh.

Although I did pick a couple up one time outta the chicks ****house from a little machine where you put a dime in. Kinda looked like one of those rubber machines, only it took dimes instead of quarters.

You should have seen the look on the yainch's face when I came out of the stall with a pair of pads.

[IronSooner]

The PX. Doh.

Although I did pick a couple up one time outta the chicks ****house from a little machine where you put a dime in. Kinda looked like one of those rubber machines, only it took dimes instead of quarters.

You should have seen the look on the yainch's face when I came out of the stall with a pair of pads.

"What are you looking at? I paid."

[SoonerScooter]

You guys wanna know what i like to do with tampons?

[soonerbrat]

You guys wanna know what i like to do with tampons?


no.

[Tailwind]

Okaaaaaaaay then. Ick.

[proud gonzo]

hey, at least Scooter got back on topic. :rolleyes:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I hear Bush will be Invading the Vagina, he has credible intelligence that the Tampon is actually a Plutonium enhancer. The Vagina is THE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!! Women have planning this ever since that whole Bible thing about them being subservient!!

[GottaHavePride]

If you tell that story I will personally hunt you down and kill you or something.

A tampon is involved. Along with a fair bit of vodka. And videotaped evidence.

[Octavian]

A tampon is involved. Along with a fair bit of vodka. And videotaped evidence.

go on...

[LoyalFan]

RE: Yeast infections.

I used to wonder why my ex-GF was always suffering from yeast infections.
Then one day I came home unexpectedly and caught her doing the dirty with the Pillsbury Doughboy(TM).

PS: (Factoid) Some shotgunners (such as I) use tampons as muzzle plugs when storing our shotguns uncased. We do this if the weapons are stored where there's a possibility that spiders, mud dauber wasps, etc, might set up housekeeping in the barrels. A fairly dense spider nest or a dauber's lil' mud hut will usually cause a blown barrel if not detected and removed. Too, there's the chance that a ****ed-off Black Widow might exit the breech and do you in as you prepare to load.

LF

[OklahomaTrombone]

A tampon is involved. Along with a fair bit of vodka. And videotaped evidence.


Don't make me go all cah-razy go nuts