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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1781341&perpage=40&highlight=&pagenumber=1
I post on Something Awful's forums a good bit. It's a much different crowd this SF, but still a blast to read. Recently a "goon" (It's what we call each other on SA) met another goon on a train and invited him back to his place to have a few beers.
Not to bad, until the other goon freaked out and attempted to rape and murder his wife. The guy then fell 4 stories down and broke his ankle, but luckily, by that time the rapist had ran off.
So far, all goons (and SF.com people) haven't tried to stab me. But I guess that's what you get for having 70,000 posters. You're bound to get some weirdos.
proud gonzo
1/24/2006, 12:07 AM
i don't think i understood most of what you just said, but from the jist of it, I'm glad I didn't.
Beano's Fourth Chin
1/24/2006, 12:16 AM
What the deuce?
i don't think i understood most of what you just said, but from the jist of it, I'm glad I didn't.
Cliffnotes:
2 Message board dudes meet. 2 message boards hang out, one tries to rape and murder the other's wife.
Better?
Beano's Fourth Chin
1/24/2006, 12:18 AM
No. They just asked that their accounts be deleted. There was nothing sinister about it.
Czar Soonerov
1/24/2006, 12:25 AM
I considered signing up at that craphole of a site until they linked a goatse* picture to something I posted on SF.
*If you don't know what goatse is, you don't wanna know. Trust me on this one.
I considered signing up at that craphole of a site until they linked a goatse* picture to something I posted on SF.
*If you don't know what goatse is, you don't wanna know. Trust me on this one.
Did you try and leach an image? They're really against that. I forgot about that one time on SF.com as well.
You'd probably like it. They got an awesome photoshop community, and their sports section is fun also. You get a bunch of different fans for different POVS.
Beano's Fourth Chin
1/24/2006, 12:35 AM
Did you try and leach an image? They're really against that. I forgot about that one time on SF.com as well.
You'd probably like it. They got an awesome photoshop community, and their sports section is fun also. You get a bunch of different fans for different POVS.
I always feel like I need an eyeball shower if I spend any extended time on that site.
It's hilarious at times, just not for me.
Czar has won photoshop contests on Fark, Worth 1000 and been published in Sporting News. I doubt SA.com has anything on him as far as Photoshop goes.
Czar Soonerov
1/24/2006, 12:37 AM
I guess I did "leach" an image. They could have put a friendly "please don't steal images" poster on there instead of some fag spreading his *** apart.
It almost got me banned over here.
Bunch of dorks over there as well. We could totally kick their *** and outdrink them as well.
New bet: First SF.com poster to go on a stabbing spree.
Beano's Fourth Chin
1/24/2006, 12:49 AM
But, back to the original post.
I'm never inviting Norm to my house again. I mean, seriously. That's messed up.
Czar Soonerov
1/24/2006, 12:54 AM
Norm is such a goon. Look at him stalking soonerbrat...
http://x12.putfile.com/1/1917532722.jpg
soonerboomer93
1/24/2006, 12:58 AM
first one to get stabbed: Norm (he has really bad luck)
Norm is such a goon. Look at him stalking soonerbrat...
http://x12.putfile.com/1/1917532722.jpg
That'll irritate a vagina...
first one to get stabbed: Norm (he has really bad luck)
I'm thinking NickZ. Poor guy :(
BoogercountySooner
1/24/2006, 03:38 AM
Norm is such a goon. Look at him stalking soonerbrat...
http://x12.putfile.com/1/1917532722.jpg
Takes a good applicator to keep your norm from slipping out!:texan:
crawfish
1/24/2006, 08:45 AM
So far, all goons (and SF.com people) haven't tried to stab me. But I guess that's what you get for having 70,000 posters. You're bound to get some weirdos.
Most of us haven't met you yet. :D
Harry Beanbag
1/24/2006, 09:09 AM
I considered signing up at that craphole of a site until they linked a goatse* picture to something I posted on SF.
*If you don't know what goatse is, you don't wanna know. Trust me on this one.
I think I remember that. Wasn't like some monster black hermaphrodite or something like that?
Oldnslo
1/24/2006, 11:07 AM
I've just read that thread. In it, there's a link to an "anonymous confessions" thread.
I need an eyeball shower. </shudder>
Czar Soonerov
1/24/2006, 11:17 AM
I think I remember that. Wasn't like some monster black hermaphrodite or something like that?
No, that's your wallpaper. :eek:
Harry Beanbag
1/24/2006, 11:22 AM
No, that's your wallpaper. :eek:
Well yeah, but I thought I got it from that post of yours. :D
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