When Message Boards Get Stabby

[snp]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1781341&perpage=40&highlight=&pagenumber=1

I post on Something Awful's forums a good bit. It's a much different crowd this SF, but still a blast to read. Recently a "goon" (It's what we call each other on SA) met another goon on a train and invited him back to his place to have a few beers.

Not to bad, until the other goon freaked out and attempted to rape and murder his wife. The guy then fell 4 stories down and broke his ankle, but luckily, by that time the rapist had ran off.

So far, all goons (and SF.com people) haven't tried to stab me. But I guess that's what you get for having 70,000 posters. You're bound to get some weirdos.

[proud gonzo]

i don't think i understood most of what you just said, but from the jist of it, I'm glad I didn't.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

What the deuce?

[snp]

i don't think i understood most of what you just said, but from the jist of it, I'm glad I didn't.

Cliffnotes:

2 Message board dudes meet. 2 message boards hang out, one tries to rape and murder the other's wife.

Better?

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

No. They just asked that their accounts be deleted. There was nothing sinister about it.

[Czar Soonerov]

I considered signing up at that craphole of a site until they linked a goatse* picture to something I posted on SF.

*If you don't know what goatse is, you don't wanna know. Trust me on this one.

[snp]

I considered signing up at that craphole of a site until they linked a goatse* picture to something I posted on SF.

*If you don't know what goatse is, you don't wanna know. Trust me on this one.

Did you try and leach an image? They're really against that. I forgot about that one time on SF.com as well.

You'd probably like it. They got an awesome photoshop community, and their sports section is fun also. You get a bunch of different fans for different POVS.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Did you try and leach an image? They're really against that. I forgot about that one time on SF.com as well.

You'd probably like it. They got an awesome photoshop community, and their sports section is fun also. You get a bunch of different fans for different POVS.

I always feel like I need an eyeball shower if I spend any extended time on that site.

It's hilarious at times, just not for me.

Czar has won photoshop contests on Fark, Worth 1000 and been published in Sporting News. I doubt SA.com has anything on him as far as Photoshop goes.

[Czar Soonerov]

I guess I did "leach" an image. They could have put a friendly "please don't steal images" poster on there instead of some fag spreading his *** apart.

It almost got me banned over here.

[snp]

Bunch of dorks over there as well. We could totally kick their *** and outdrink them as well.

New bet: First SF.com poster to go on a stabbing spree.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

But, back to the original post.

I'm never inviting Norm to my house again. I mean, seriously. That's messed up.

[Czar Soonerov]

Norm is such a goon. Look at him stalking soonerbrat...

http://x12.putfile.com/1/1917532722.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

first one to get stabbed: Norm (he has really bad luck)

[Blue]

Norm is such a goon. Look at him stalking soonerbrat...

http://x12.putfile.com/1/1917532722.jpg

That'll irritate a vagina...

[snp]

first one to get stabbed: Norm (he has really bad luck)

I'm thinking NickZ. Poor guy :(

[BoogercountySooner]

Norm is such a goon. Look at him stalking soonerbrat...

http://x12.putfile.com/1/1917532722.jpg


Takes a good applicator to keep your norm from slipping out!:texan:

[crawfish]

So far, all goons (and SF.com people) haven't tried to stab me. But I guess that's what you get for having 70,000 posters. You're bound to get some weirdos.

Most of us haven't met you yet. :D

[Harry Beanbag]

I considered signing up at that craphole of a site until they linked a goatse* picture to something I posted on SF.

*If you don't know what goatse is, you don't wanna know. Trust me on this one.


I think I remember that. Wasn't like some monster black hermaphrodite or something like that?

[Oldnslo]

I've just read that thread. In it, there's a link to an "anonymous confessions" thread.

I need an eyeball shower. </shudder>

[Czar Soonerov]

I think I remember that. Wasn't like some monster black hermaphrodite or something like that?

No, that's your wallpaper. :eek:

[Harry Beanbag]

No, that's your wallpaper. :eek:



Well yeah, but I thought I got it from that post of yours. :D