24:1-23-06

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

What is the president's wife going to do next, and will she be apprehended by the bad guys? Does the guy who did Chloe know that he's taking orders from America's enemies, or does he think he's patriotic? Why is the president such a mealy-mouthed loser? How did he get elected? (I haven't watched this series in a couple of years, but I have watched all of this new season so far):confused:

[Czar Soonerov]

I still can't get past the fact that Michelle is dead. Although the new mom is kinda hot.

[mrowl]

the president didn't get elected. He was the VP when the President died from a plane crash.

[swardboy]

I so want to bitch-slap the prez. BTW, didn't the real President survive the plane crash last season? I know his son was killed, but I thought he was in critical condition. Wonder if there's a chance he'll ride in to save the day...

[mrowl]

probably not, since its has been 18 months since day 4.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Great episode...I am suprised that they outed the mole already. It is just too early.

[mrowl]

Great episode...I am suprised that they outed the mole already. It is just too early.

yeah, but its a different kind of mole...

And Sean Austin is the coolest character they have added. His scenes with Jack were great.

[Sooner in Tampa]

yeah, but its a different kind of mole...

And Sean Austin is the coolest character they have added. His scenes with Jack were great.Yes they were...I was really wondering if he was going to be a good guy or a bad guy...he seems to be one of the good dudes.

Chloe is a freakin weirdo...she cracks me up with her ****ty attitude.

[Dio]

Chloe don't have what you call the social skeels [/mama from Waterboy]

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Yes they were...I was really wondering if he was going to be a good guy or a bad guy...he seems to be one of the good dudes.

Chloe is a freakin weirdo...she cracks me up with her ****ty attitude.Somethin' kinda hot about her, though.;)

[Hatfield]

president might want to have a word with secret service...in less than 2 hours the crazy first lady has been attacked and gone missing.

nobody posts up on doors and windows anymore?

[Sooner in Tampa]

president might want to have a word with secret service...in less than 2 hours the crazy first lady has been attacked and gone missing.

nobody posts up on doors and windows anymore?HEH...I was thinking the same thing last night. The SS is pretty laxed on 24 :P

[OUinFLA]

the first lady has run off to join the Carolina Panther's cheerleader squad.
there are two new openings.

[GrapevineSooner]

Random facts about Jack Bauer.

1) If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
3) Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
4) Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
5) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
6) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
7) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
8) Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
11) Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
13) When you open a can of whoop-***, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14) If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re f***ed.
15) Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
16) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f***ing hates lemonade.
17) In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy’s name? Stephen Hawking.
18) Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
19) No man has ever used the phrase, “Jack Bauer is a p***y” in a sentence and lived to tell about it.
20) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
21) Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
22) As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”
23) Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
24) If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.
25) If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.
26) Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
27) Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
28) Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.
29) If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
30) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
31) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
32) After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.

[Cam]

And Sean Austin is the coolest character they have added. His scenes with Jack were great.
I keep having LOTR flashbacks when comes into the shot. I keep waiting for somebody to call him Sam.