So PG and I were driving home...

[GottaHavePride]

...from Irv Wagner's recital tonight. It was a good concert. Anyway, that's beside the point. We were driving back, and we pass the stinky intersection of Jenkins and Highway 9. She starts making gagging noises and holding her nose. I can't resist making fun of her so I say "OK, it's stinky, but it's not THAT bad." She responds with "Maybe you're just used to it 'cause you smell stinky stuff all the time!"

I ask her "When do I smell stinky stuff that you don't?" and she shouts "GIRLS DON'T POOP!"

I about drove the car off the highway from laughing.

[proud gonzo]

It.


Was.



STINKY!!!!

:mad:

[BeetDigger]

They don't. It actually works it's way out through the pores and they shower it off each day. They don't fart either. Those noises you hear are actually just the feet of the chair rubbing on the floor as they get up. When you get married, you learn all of this stuff.

[Frozen Sooner]

Girls don't poop?

So, when I say "That's a nice pooper on that girl" it doesn't really make sense?

How about "turd-cutter?"

I'm going to get banned, aren't I?

[proud gonzo]

well, to explain the context of my comment, I actually MEANT that nothing egressing from my bodily orifices requires fumigation of the domicile.

[Frozen Sooner]

Nice pooper.

[soonerboomer93]

for some reason, PG and GHP occasionally make me think "worst twins ever"

[King Crimson]

is this the same Irv Wagner that used to play the trumpet/trombone at the All-College basketball tournament and do "spoons" solo. serious.

that guy was the shizz. Irv Wagner Trio, used to be at the All-College every year. halftime entertainment.

[proud gonzo]

trombone. probably so. he still plays the trombone with his foot along with spoon accompaniment.

[King Crimson]

trombone. probably so. he still plays the trombone with his foot along with spoon accompaniment.

now that i think of it, it was the Irv Wagner Combo--which has more panache.

but, man, Irv's no spring chicken. he's got to be getting up there...cause what i'm talking about is about 15-20 years ago.

[proud gonzo]

yep. he's older than god.

[Blue]

She starts making gagging noises and holding her nose. I can't resist making fun of her so I say "OK, it's stinky, but it's not THAT bad." She responds with "Maybe you're just used to it 'cause you smell stinky stuff all the time!"



This would be pretty funny if you guys weren't brother and sister.

But because of that, it's just sick.

[GottaHavePride]

Har dee har har.

[Blue]

Har dee har har.

I'm sorry. This board tonight is warping my fragile little mind.

[yermom]

well, to explain the context of my comment, I actually MEANT that nothing egressing from my bodily orifices requires fumigation of the domicile.

so what you are trying to say is that your **** doesn't stink?

[soonerboomer93]

roses man, all women **** roses

[oumartin]

oh, so they are brother and sister?
i thought they were like goin' steady or something cute like that.

I never got along that good with my sister. I would just as soon shoot her as look at her.

[StoopTroup]

Who the heck would be up posting at this time in the morning anyway? ;)

[oumartin]

those of us who are working! thats who.
I got my hands full tonight as well! Watchin' all my flows and making sure a certain customer doesn't suck everything out from under me.

[jk the sooner fan]

Girls don't poop?

So, when I say "That's a nice pooper on that girl" it doesn't really make sense?

How about "turd-cutter?"

I'm going to get banned, aren't I?

the good ones are called "onions".........you know, brings tears to your eyes?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Doleomite calls them handle bars

[Al Gore]

Why does the intersection stink???

[crawfish]

Irv!!!!!

Did you tell him I said hi?

[IB4OU2]

My wife is the same way..........I can honestly say Iv'e never seen or heard or smelled anything stinky from her. How do they do it? :confused:

and the smell at the intersection down there is from the waste treatment plant that's been there forever.

[TUSooner]

Doc Wagner and the Trombone Choir were already legendary back in the 70s. I imagine he still looks like a pear, a gray pear with bitchin' chops.

[Frozen Sooner]

the good ones are called "onions".........you know, brings tears to your eyes?

Thanks, Arsenio. ;)

[mdklatt]

roses man, all women **** roses

I've heard candy instead of roses.

[yermom]

for some reason that sounds a lot more disturbing

[sanantoniosooner]

They don't fart either.
They don't shut up long enough to build up any pressure.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

i heard they poop Braum's Orange Sherbert!

[proud gonzo]

oh, so they are brother and sister?
i thought they were like goin' steady or something cute like that.

I never got along that good with my sister. I would just as soon shoot her as look at her.

did you just now figure that out?

we are most certainly NOT "going steady". We're not aggies or Romans.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Seriously I thought you was too...I feel dumb

[skycat]

I've heard candy instead of roses.

I would think roses would hurt. Thorns and all...

[mdklatt]

I would think roses would hurt. Thorns and all...

Maybe, but Red Hots would probably burn. :eek:

[skycat]

Maybe, but Red Hots would probably burn. :eek:

It would explain the candy corn.

[mdklatt]

It would explain the candy corn.

I have no idea what this means but it's still funny.

[proud gonzo]

Seriously I thought you was too...I feel dumb

no. I'm GHP's little sister. We live together. Iggy (Ignastrad--never posts at all but has been to tailgates) is my boyfriend. two RATHER different people.

[Pricetag]

so what you are trying to say is that your **** doesn't stink?
Ooooh, we like our own brand, don't we? Ooooh, it smells like hot, wet sick!

There was a girl one grade below me in high school who was one of the most strikingly beautiful females I had ever laid eyes on to that point in my life. A rumor got around school about her destroying the toilet at someone's house during a study group or something that shook my "girls don't poop" theory to the core. I saw her the other day, and what came to mind? The poop story.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Ignastrad

Could you use it in a sentence, please? :texan:

[proud gonzo]

Could you use it in a sentence, please? :texan:
his last name is ignas + strad(ivarius)

"Ignastrad is a buttface." happy? :D

[mdklatt]

his last name is ignas + strad(ivarius)



Seriously? Is he a vampire?

[proud gonzo]

not that I'm aware of

[olevetonahill]

his last name is ignas + strad(ivarius)

"Ignastrad is a buttface." happy? :D
And just what does GHP think of baby sister hookin up with a buttface ?
;)