Actors That Auditioned for Brokeback But Didn't Get The Part

[Pieces Hit]

Clint Eastwood and Paul Reubans

Telly Savalas and John Stamos

Kevin Costner and Fabio

The corpses of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon



The chemistry just wasn't there.

[Okieflyer]

This could be the start of a really interesting thread.:texan:

[crawfish]

This could be the start of another thread meano gets to delete.

[Okieflyer]

This could be the start of another thread meano gets to delete.

Good point! :O

[VeeJay]

Walter Matthau croaked?

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

gary coleman and milton burle

[Harry Beanbag]

Don Knotts and Erik Estrada

[Soonrboy]

Dennis Rodman and Richard Simmons

[OklahomaTuba]

Michael Moore. Unfortunatly they already had a mountain, and his *** was blocking the camera.

[BeetDigger]

Meanwhile, John Wayne continues to turnover in his grave.

[OklahomaTuba]

Nah, I doubt John Wayne would get around to watching it. I bet Pokemon makes more money than the *** pirate movie does.

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

Meanwhile, John Wayne continues to turnover in his grave.

only if you say brokeback 3 times

[chriscappel]

Elton John and that dude he married......

[handcrafted]

Michael Moore. Unfortunatly they already had a mountain, and his *** was blocking the camera.

SPEKSPEKSPEKSPEK

:D

[handcrafted]

Harvey Fierstein and Barney Frank

[Pieces Hit]

James Caan and Jason Alexander.

Robert Duvall and Carrot Top

Willie Nelson and Rosie O'Donnell

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover

Robert Deniro and Joe Pesche

Burt Reynolds and Adam Sandler


They just sucked.

.

[GDC]

Lid, Herr, ATX, Caphorns, Luthor, GoHorns, etc.

[Red Barchetta]

Randolph Scott and Cary Grant. Those two could have been the original Brokeback Mounters.

http://www.queerday.com/2005/jan/11/cary_grants_secret_gay_marriage_to_randolph_scott. html

[StoopTroup]

Mack Brown, Vince Young. Special apperance by Matthew McConaughey.