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jk the sooner fan
1/23/2006, 03:25 PM
Rule #1 - Never respond to the first post in a thread thats already 8 pages long, without reading the entire thread first.....
1stTimeCaller
1/23/2006, 03:26 PM
why not? :D
mdklatt
1/23/2006, 03:28 PM
#2 Never divulge embarassing personal anecdotes.
Pieces Hit
1/23/2006, 03:30 PM
#3
never tell about possible bigfoot encounters.
mdklatt
1/23/2006, 03:31 PM
#3
never tell about possible bigfoot encounters.
I think #2 covers this one. :D
Pieces Hit
1/23/2006, 03:33 PM
Yeah, but I wasn't embarrassed.
You narrow-minded yokels just won't accept the facts.
SoonerScooter
1/23/2006, 03:34 PM
#4 never argue with a man named Scooter
yermom
1/23/2006, 03:36 PM
oh, i thought it was SoonerS cooter
TopDaugIn2000
1/23/2006, 03:37 PM
heh
OUthunder
1/23/2006, 03:41 PM
Rule #4: If JK hasn't posted in a thread yet... chances are it's probably locked.
jk the sooner fan
1/23/2006, 03:42 PM
Rule #5, if somebody is going to over exaggerate something, its likely going to be Thunder
yermom
1/23/2006, 03:43 PM
i just wanted to post in here again
#6 - Don't leave a "going away post" before you exit the boards for good.
JohnnyMack
1/23/2006, 03:44 PM
Sploosh.
Sploosh, sploosh.
yermom
1/23/2006, 03:45 PM
#6 - Don't leave a "going away post" before you exit the boards for good.
someone else needs to do this.
i need a new sig
OUthunder
1/23/2006, 03:45 PM
Rule #5, if somebody is going to over exaggerate something, its likely going to be Thunder
The brown one is yours.
http://www.corgifan.com/blogger/suckers.jpg
Gandalf_The_Grey
1/23/2006, 03:46 PM
Do you think this how we imagined this going....I would take these posters and post against any Sucka's in the country!!
jk the sooner fan
1/23/2006, 03:50 PM
feel free to insult sooners, its fun
OUthunder
1/23/2006, 03:50 PM
Strangely, as a Sooner fan I'm not permitted to insult whorns, on a Sooner board. ****ing bizarre.
Have a sucker. ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
1/23/2006, 04:00 PM
That is what Troll Handles are for...Thunder is sad because Jeff Jarret is going to destroy the one and only Sting :(
OUthunder
1/23/2006, 04:04 PM
That is what Troll Handles are for...Thunder is sad because Jeff Jarret is going to destroy the one and only Sting :(
Jarrett does own the company so it seems only fitting. I'd take $500,000 and be happy about it either way.
Gandalf_The_Grey
1/23/2006, 04:08 PM
how about 2,000,000 suckers...would you take that instead
TexasLidig8r
1/23/2006, 04:09 PM
# 7. Don't take anything too seriously. And if you do, then, liberally use your "ignore" feature.
AustinTXHorn
1/23/2006, 04:12 PM
Les Miles will play one of those suckers.
#8. Post as often as possible on Longhorn Tuesday. ;)
C&CDean
1/23/2006, 04:15 PM
Just don't fag up the joint.
Okieflyer
1/23/2006, 04:16 PM
Never have a stupid signature line.:D
skycat
1/23/2006, 04:18 PM
Rule #1 - Never respond to the first post in a thread thats already 8 pages long, without reading the entire thread first.....
Why not?
OUthunder
1/23/2006, 04:18 PM
Rule #1 - Never respond to the first post in a thread thats already 8 pages long, without reading the entire thread first.....
Some people have lives unlike yourself.
make fun of Stanley1's athletic achievments. :texan:
jk the sooner fan
1/23/2006, 04:20 PM
Some people have lives unlike yourself.
coming from the guy with the second number of posts......yeah that smarts really bad
seriously you didnt bring your "A" game today....go take a nap and come back, you've done much better in the past
yermom
1/23/2006, 04:26 PM
make fun of Stanley1's athletic achievments. :texan:
you mean like being mistaken for a Tulsa QB?
you mean like being mistaken for a Tulsa QB?
I think he means like earning respect on the court.
frankensooner
1/23/2006, 04:50 PM
Rule #9 Be careful introducing yourself to regulars at the tailgates or they might think you a creepy lurker. ;)
yermom
1/23/2006, 05:15 PM
nah, we already have a creepy "Lurker"
1stTimeCaller
1/23/2006, 05:19 PM
I think he means like earning respect on the court.
is that the same thing as setting Tulsa State fair records in hotshot?
IB4OU2
1/23/2006, 05:24 PM
Never post about the death of your chickens while Hairy's around.........
KABOOKIE
1/23/2006, 05:26 PM
What about the nigras?
:eek:
soonerbrat
1/23/2006, 05:28 PM
Rule #9 Be careful introducing yourself to regulars at the tailgates or they might think you a creepy lurker. ;)
i really wish you wouldn't talk about me like that when i'm not around.
soonerbrat
1/23/2006, 05:28 PM
Rule #1 - Never respond to the first post in a thread thats already 8 pages long, without reading the entire thread first.....
what did i miss?
jk the sooner fan
1/23/2006, 05:30 PM
what did i miss?
football board - 11 page thread....DO NOT RESPOND TO THE FIRST POST
REPEAT, DO NOT
soonerbrat
1/23/2006, 05:33 PM
mmkay
got it
thanks for the warning :D
Oldnslo
1/23/2006, 06:17 PM
I seem to be behind the curve. Damn work. I'll catch up; y'all continue without me.
Stanley1
1/23/2006, 06:29 PM
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Sooner_Bob
1/23/2006, 06:33 PM
football board - 11 page thread....DO NOT RESPOND TO THE FIRST POST
REPEAT, DO NOT
Hmmmmmm . . .
OklahomaTrombone
1/23/2006, 06:41 PM
#10 - never get involved in a land war in Asia
Stanley1
1/23/2006, 06:43 PM
#10 - never get involved in a land war in Asia
And only slightly less known is, never go against a sicilian when death is on the line.
Al Gore
1/23/2006, 07:57 PM
#11......never post a pic of a purple couch.......
Tailwind
1/23/2006, 08:55 PM
Don't **** into the wind.
oumartin
1/23/2006, 09:26 PM
I sure wish i had read this thread before reading the 14 page football thread started by scooter.. I'm such an arse
Tailwind
1/23/2006, 09:51 PM
That thread did what it set out to do.....**** a lot of people off.
OUthunder
1/23/2006, 11:24 PM
coming from the guy with the second number of posts......yeah that smarts really bad
seriously you didnt bring your "A" game today....go take a nap and come back, you've done much better in the past
Ahem, but I'm no longer 2nd. I think that honor would go to Mjcpr.
As usual you think that you know everything but alas, you do not.
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2006, 11:27 PM
Dumbest arguement ever.
Anyone with over 15 posts has no life.
Let alone 15,000
opksooner
1/23/2006, 11:30 PM
#12: Do not expect a straight answer to a question.
Right?
Stanley1
1/23/2006, 11:32 PM
#12: Do not expect a straight answer to a question.
Right?
**** off. :mad: :D
proud gonzo
1/23/2006, 11:49 PM
Ahem, but I'm no longer 2nd. I think that honor would go to Mjcpr.
As usual you think that you know everything but alas, you do not.
looks like you're being inmature again. :rolleyes:
Keep it up guys. This is great. A possible meltdown not involving me.
Now that's why I keep coming back.
opksooner
1/24/2006, 12:03 AM
**** off. :mad: :D
See? :D
Gandalf_The_Grey
1/24/2006, 01:18 AM
Always have an alternate....
Gandalf_The_White
1/24/2006, 01:18 AM
screenname for a rainy day
Ahem, but I'm no longer 2nd. I think that honor would go to Mjcpr.
I rock.
I'm also deathly ill, so I probably won't be adding to it much today. :(
crawfish
1/24/2006, 08:40 AM
I rock.
I'm also deathly ill, so I probably won't be adding to it much today. :(
I knew today wouldn't suck. :D
Always have an alternate....
I try, but the mods always ban them right away. Not sure why some posters can have multiple trolls but others are allowed none.
Gandalf_The_Grey
1/24/2006, 09:07 AM
Well Mine kind of makes sense ;) One Day Balrog might log on and I might go into the flames
Never respond to the first post in a thread thats already 8 pages long, without reading the entire thread first.
StoopTroup
1/24/2006, 09:55 AM
Never post pics of your Wife until she's your Ex-Wife. ;)
TUSooner
1/24/2006, 10:00 AM
Rule #1 - Never respond to the first post in a thread thats already 8 pages long, without reading the entire thread first.....
Oh yeah!? Read my signature, fool !
That policy has only steered me wrong... well, lots of times, actually. :(
The Consumate Showman
1/24/2006, 04:19 PM
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