View Full Version : why do i hate showering on the weekends?
Hatfield
1/22/2006, 01:28 PM
inquiring minds want to know.
BO is an underrated pheromone.
Flagstaffsooner
1/22/2006, 01:30 PM
You smell like a whorn.;)
Tailwind
1/22/2006, 01:39 PM
inquiring minds want to know.
Afraid you're gonna miss something?
OklahomaTrombone
1/22/2006, 02:15 PM
inquiring minds want to know.
because its a day that ends in "y" you damn hippy
;)
OUthunder
1/22/2006, 02:16 PM
Try a nice warm bath and a good book or magazine.
IronSooner
1/22/2006, 02:30 PM
Do what I do - change clothes and just don't go outside much. ;)
oumartin
1/22/2006, 02:49 PM
I understand where you are coming from. After working 4 long days and going into my week off I am just so worn out from those 4 days that I don't have the energy to shower or anything. I manage to crawl into the bathroom to relieve myself a couple times during that week. ;)
Hatfield
1/22/2006, 03:02 PM
that is why i just wear diapers on the weekends
StoopTroup
1/22/2006, 03:05 PM
Before you go to bed...
Ice down your beer in the tub.
Once your done drinking the beer...you'll feel like a shower.
YWIA
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/22/2006, 03:12 PM
'Cause you're a lazy mofo, like most people. Also, you like "stickin' it to the man", although you're not quite sure who "the man" is in this case.
VeeJay
1/22/2006, 03:16 PM
Mrs. VJ dragged me to church this morning.
It's the first weekend shower I've had in quite some time, I must say.
GottaHavePride
1/22/2006, 04:05 PM
I don't know how you guys do that. I feel all grody when I get out of bed. Even if it's 2 in the afternoon, first thing I do when I wake up is go take a shower.
proud gonzo
1/22/2006, 04:19 PM
well, I haven't showered yet today because I woke up and started cooking breakfast--bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits, gravy, hashbrowns--and frying stuff always makes me feel kinda grody. I didn't shower after breakfast because I'm about to make stew later, so I'll just end up feeling all grody again.
GottaHavePride
1/22/2006, 04:21 PM
Excuse me, who cooked the sausage and gravy?
;)
proud gonzo
1/22/2006, 06:20 PM
Excuse me, who cooked the sausage and gravy?
;)
my 10 slices of bacon, hashbrowns, and scrambled eggs challenge your 4 pieces of sausage and bowl of gravy.
Oh, and escuse me, who is cooking your dinner? ;)
Soonerbabeinbama
1/22/2006, 06:57 PM
you are right, it is harder to shower on the weekend. We are off of our weekly schedule I guess. We know we don't have to hurry up and go anywhere. It's easy to get involved in "nothing" and put that shower off.;)
StoopTroup
1/22/2006, 07:00 PM
Try this....
No food or drink until you take a shower / bath and get ready for the day.
It's called discipline.
soonerbrat
1/22/2006, 07:15 PM
if you're not going anywhere or doing anything, I say forget showering.
jk the sooner fan
1/22/2006, 07:16 PM
and now we know where the term "dirty liberal" derived from.... ;)
soonerbrat
1/22/2006, 07:18 PM
and now we know where the term "dirty liberal" derived from.... ;)
you talkin' to me??
usmc-sooner
1/22/2006, 07:20 PM
you talkin' to me??
he said liberal not ho
:D :D :D :D :D :D
just kidding
soonerbrat
1/22/2006, 07:21 PM
he said liberal not ho
:D :D :D :D :D :D
just kidding
i may be dirty...but i'm not a liberal....or a ho ;)
usmc-sooner
1/22/2006, 07:24 PM
i may be dirty...but i'm not a liberal....or a ho ;)
you know I'm just kidding around.
I hope you know.
jk the sooner fan
1/22/2006, 07:35 PM
you talkin' to me??
are you the one not showering on the weekends?
soonerbrat
1/22/2006, 07:39 PM
are you the one not showering on the weekends?
maybe
maybe not
if i get dirty, i shower ;)
StoopTroup
1/22/2006, 07:50 PM
maybe
maybe not
if i get dirty, i shower ;)
So...
If your smoke detector goes off, you shower?
soonerbrat
1/22/2006, 07:52 PM
So...
If your smoke detector goes off, you shower?
i don't get it.
StoopTroup
1/22/2006, 08:07 PM
Fumes.
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toxic-fumes-underwear.jpg
soonerbrat
1/22/2006, 08:39 PM
Fumes.
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toxic-fumes-underwear.jpg
oh geez
SoonerInKCMO
1/22/2006, 08:52 PM
How can you dirty freaks not shower every day?
That's gross. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/ToddG/puke.gif
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