why do i hate showering on the weekends?

[Hatfield]

inquiring minds want to know.

[Mjcpr]

BO is an underrated pheromone.

[Flagstaffsooner]

You smell like a whorn.;)

[Tailwind]

inquiring minds want to know.
Afraid you're gonna miss something?

[OklahomaTrombone]

inquiring minds want to know.


because its a day that ends in "y" you damn hippy

;)

[OUthunder]

Try a nice warm bath and a good book or magazine.

[IronSooner]

Do what I do - change clothes and just don't go outside much. ;)

[oumartin]

I understand where you are coming from. After working 4 long days and going into my week off I am just so worn out from those 4 days that I don't have the energy to shower or anything. I manage to crawl into the bathroom to relieve myself a couple times during that week. ;)

[Hatfield]

that is why i just wear diapers on the weekends

[StoopTroup]

Before you go to bed...

Ice down your beer in the tub.

Once your done drinking the beer...you'll feel like a shower.

YWIA

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

'Cause you're a lazy mofo, like most people. Also, you like "stickin' it to the man", although you're not quite sure who "the man" is in this case.

[VeeJay]

Mrs. VJ dragged me to church this morning.

It's the first weekend shower I've had in quite some time, I must say.

[GottaHavePride]

I don't know how you guys do that. I feel all grody when I get out of bed. Even if it's 2 in the afternoon, first thing I do when I wake up is go take a shower.

[proud gonzo]

well, I haven't showered yet today because I woke up and started cooking breakfast--bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits, gravy, hashbrowns--and frying stuff always makes me feel kinda grody. I didn't shower after breakfast because I'm about to make stew later, so I'll just end up feeling all grody again.

[GottaHavePride]

Excuse me, who cooked the sausage and gravy?

;)

[proud gonzo]

Excuse me, who cooked the sausage and gravy?

;)

my 10 slices of bacon, hashbrowns, and scrambled eggs challenge your 4 pieces of sausage and bowl of gravy.

Oh, and escuse me, who is cooking your dinner? ;)

[afs]

get a room, ;)

[Soonerbabeinbama]

you are right, it is harder to shower on the weekend. We are off of our weekly schedule I guess. We know we don't have to hurry up and go anywhere. It's easy to get involved in "nothing" and put that shower off.;)

[StoopTroup]

Try this....

No food or drink until you take a shower / bath and get ready for the day.

It's called discipline.

[soonerbrat]

if you're not going anywhere or doing anything, I say forget showering.

[jk the sooner fan]

and now we know where the term "dirty liberal" derived from.... ;)

[soonerbrat]

and now we know where the term "dirty liberal" derived from.... ;)



you talkin' to me??

[usmc-sooner]

you talkin' to me??

he said liberal not ho



:D :D :D :D :D :D

just kidding

[soonerbrat]

he said liberal not ho



:D :D :D :D :D :D

just kidding



i may be dirty...but i'm not a liberal....or a ho ;)

[usmc-sooner]

i may be dirty...but i'm not a liberal....or a ho ;)


you know I'm just kidding around.

I hope you know.

[jk the sooner fan]

you talkin' to me??

are you the one not showering on the weekends?

[soonerbrat]

are you the one not showering on the weekends?




maybe

maybe not

if i get dirty, i shower ;)

[StoopTroup]

maybe

maybe not

if i get dirty, i shower ;)

So...

If your smoke detector goes off, you shower?

[soonerbrat]

So...

If your smoke detector goes off, you shower?




i don't get it.

[StoopTroup]

Fumes.

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toxic-fumes-underwear.jpg

[soonerbrat]

Fumes.

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toxic-fumes-underwear.jpg



oh geez

[SoonerInKCMO]

How can you dirty freaks not shower every day?

That's gross. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/ToddG/puke.gif