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Jerk
1/21/2006, 09:29 PM
You know who this was aimed at? I doubt it was the boys wearing white uniforms. They were probably either green or desert tan.

January 22, 2006 02:09


U.S. Navy Directive 1022

To: All Commands

Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base
by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:
"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/
artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English
and Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions
but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and
English versions]

"Let's all be Politically Correct and kill the bastards
quietly." [Both Arabic and English versions]

"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force
languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from all Exchanges upon
receipt of this directive.

3. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
message: "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

4. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training
upon receipt.

afs
1/21/2006, 09:37 PM
that's a great way to befriend a country. i'll check to see if my AF brethern received the same email.

Penguin
1/21/2006, 09:55 PM
3. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
message: "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."


So wrong, but so funny. :D

BajaOklahoma
1/21/2006, 10:06 PM
I think I received a copy of this email 6 month ago.
It's a joke folks.

Jerk
1/21/2006, 10:44 PM
I think I received a copy of this email 6 month ago.
It's a joke folks.


DARN! I think #4 might have been a clue.

jk the sooner fan
1/22/2006, 12:09 AM
actually #4 isnt a joke, we used to have to have sensitivity training every 6 months in my old job

"how to be nice to rape victims and child molesters 101" is what i called it......

TheHumanAlphabet
1/22/2006, 01:37 AM
Cool!

LMAO!!! Coughed really hard. Love military humor!

I'm sure there was stuff like this in WWII, Korea and Vietnam...

Okla-homey
1/22/2006, 08:37 AM
fake, but still funny. Thanks for sharing.

usmc-sooner
1/22/2006, 11:55 AM
their was a ban on shirts in Okinawa that had a nuclear bomb that read made in America test in Japan, or something like that. It's been a while since I've heard it.

There's a Marine specialty store in OKC.