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afs
1/21/2006, 01:39 AM
"I'll never do that"
SCOUT
1/21/2006, 02:39 AM
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
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LoyalFan
1/21/2006, 03:15 AM
"Don't take any prisoners!"

G.A.Custer (Deceased)
william_brasky
1/21/2006, 05:34 AM
That looks fun.
BoogercountySooner
1/21/2006, 05:53 AM
Are we having supper tonight?
olevetonahill
1/21/2006, 05:55 AM
I would never eat that !
till real hunger sets in :eek:
Flagstaffsooner
1/21/2006, 06:44 AM
It wasn't me.
william_brasky
1/21/2006, 06:48 AM
bartender, shot of tequila please
BoomerJack
1/21/2006, 07:43 AM
"Hey y'all. Watch this!!"

"Their artillery? We're well out of range of their art..."
BoogercountySooner
1/21/2006, 07:46 AM
Look Mom no hands!
william_brasky
1/21/2006, 08:30 AM
I do.
oumartin
1/21/2006, 08:33 AM
you turned off the breaker.....right?


&


sure its safe!
william_brasky
1/21/2006, 09:08 AM
there is no G
OklahomaTrombone
1/21/2006, 09:27 AM
Here, hold my beer.
OUHOMER
1/21/2006, 09:34 AM
Here let me show ya how to do that
Okla-homey
1/21/2006, 09:35 AM
"I'm sorry honey, that's never happened before," to which she replies, "that's okay, I don't mind, let's just cuddle.":D
william_brasky
1/21/2006, 10:12 AM
Idolater! Your soul is required in hell! - New Jack City
IB4OU2
1/21/2006, 11:11 AM
"Hell, those Rebs couldn't hit an elephant from there."
StoopTroup
1/21/2006, 11:11 AM
I don't care how big he is...the bigger they are...the harder they fall....
afs
1/21/2006, 11:32 AM
They'll never find out.

-or-

Who's gonna know
OklahomaTrombone
1/21/2006, 11:39 AM
All I'm gonna do is teach him a lesson. It'll just take one sweet right hook and he'll be on the ground crying.
oumartin
1/21/2006, 11:42 AM
but honey, she means nothing to me really!
afs
1/21/2006, 11:42 AM
yeah i was listening...
BillyBall
1/21/2006, 11:44 AM
"I don't care if he's been to prison, he looks like a ***** to me"
StoopTroup
1/21/2006, 12:46 PM
I was on the chess team.
afs
1/21/2006, 12:49 PM
wrestling is for homos
StoopTroup
1/21/2006, 02:08 PM
"What was that" - Osama Bin Laden
BillyBall
1/21/2006, 02:13 PM
"So are you really a slut or do you just dress like one?"
oumartin
1/21/2006, 02:22 PM
"Yes, I'm really a slut and yes I always dress like one?"


fixed and to which i would reply

Wanna get married?
afs
1/21/2006, 02:28 PM
i'm just going to be gone for 15 minutes.
MamaMia
1/21/2006, 02:56 PM
"Let 'r rip"
Mrs. Norm
1/21/2006, 02:57 PM
Gee, Mr. Norm, everything has been going really well for us lately.
JohnnyMack
1/21/2006, 03:08 PM
Screw you Chuck Norris you big *****.
BillyBall
1/21/2006, 03:11 PM
"Well I'll try anything once"
MamaMia
1/21/2006, 03:12 PM
I'll hold it while you light the fuse. :D
SoonerObsession
1/21/2006, 06:11 PM
Let'r Rip!
Mjcpr
1/21/2006, 06:12 PM
I'll hold it while you light the fuse. :D
Whaaaa??? :eek:
SoonerObsession
1/21/2006, 06:12 PM
Honey, shouldn't we have an electrician do that?
afs
1/21/2006, 07:42 PM
The dealer can't have blackjack 3 times in a row...
soonerboomer93
1/22/2006, 01:15 AM
how hard could it be to ....
proud gonzo
1/22/2006, 01:34 AM
"Why, you could even hit it with a hammer..."
afs
1/22/2006, 01:43 AM
this will be the only time i use the cash advance feature on my credit card.
afs
1/22/2006, 01:44 AM
I'd never get x pierced. I hate needles.
afs
1/22/2006, 01:45 AM
It's just one shot of Tequila
King Crimson
1/22/2006, 01:48 AM
she's not the kind to hold grudges for very long.....
afs
1/22/2006, 01:55 AM
you're a good healthy weight.
SCOUT
1/22/2006, 02:03 AM
Hey O.J. What are you doing here?
Jimminy Crimson
1/22/2006, 02:18 AM
Good one, Scout! :D I have one similar, but I'm debating whether to post it. Here's one in the meantime...

<mumbling to self> "....okay, grew out a muslim beard: check. strapping a bomb onto myself and about to walk into the stadi---OH ****!...."

:D :D :D
Chuck Bao
1/22/2006, 02:20 AM
What? I still got another 12 hours to write that term paper.
Penguin
1/22/2006, 02:24 AM
"No, I will not hand over my wallet. Get a job!"
BoogercountySooner
1/22/2006, 06:45 AM
Sure Mom you can live with us!
Jerk
1/22/2006, 07:35 AM
allah akhbar
StoopTroup
1/22/2006, 10:40 AM
Hi. Nice to meet you Kobe.
josh09
1/22/2006, 11:27 AM
Ill be back
Jerk
1/22/2006, 12:40 PM
"Don't worry. This gun isn't loaded"
Jerk
1/22/2006, 12:50 PM
"cut the blue wire, NOT the red one!"
afs
1/22/2006, 12:56 PM
15 seconds is more than enough time to get to a safe distance.
Jerk
1/22/2006, 03:33 PM
LOL afs!

"This grenade has a 7 second fuse, not a 3 second fuse"
OUthunder
1/22/2006, 05:15 PM
"Oh Sh*t!"
handcrafted
1/22/2006, 10:51 PM
"I'm all in"
opksooner
1/22/2006, 10:58 PM
"Watch that semi get out of my way!"
Stanley1
1/22/2006, 11:08 PM
Mild? Hot? I'm no sissy, bring out the "fire" salsa.
afs
1/22/2006, 11:28 PM
what's that Ennus, Jack's busy? Sure I'll go camping this weekend.