Sniff Sniff...

[Mjcpr]

It it just me or does it smell like updog in here?

[Tailwind]

???

[OUDoc]

???
????

[Mjcpr]

No, no. Updog.

[Stanley1]

lol

[Czar Soonerov]

Something smells like ***.

[Rhino]

What's that thing you just said?

[Mjcpr]

Malfeasanceseses?

[william_brasky]

Some interesting definitions:
Updog (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=updog&f=1)

[william_brasky]

I particularly like defs 1 and 4

[salth2o]

"The Office" rawks!!!

[IB4OU2]

It it just me or does it smell like updog in here?

Don't go there..........(I'll never confide in you again.)

[Taxman71]

I don't get it.

Have a great long weekend, though.

[Oldnslo]

Yo, updog is a henway.

[yermom]

what's updog?

[OUthunder]

WTF?

[DCSooner]

LOL!

[crawfish]

Yo, updog is a henway.

What's a henway?






p.s. I better get spek for setting you up like this.

[william_brasky]

is that like a brown trout?

[Taxman71]

This place could use some of that famous hispanic cleaning work ethic.

[TexasLidig8r]

Updog.

http://www.yogasolution.com/imagesGif/updog.gif

[yermom]

way to fag up the thread there Lid

[KC//CRIMSON]

Fact! I love grape soda!

[TexasLidig8r]

way to fag up the thread there Lid

Dude... the ratio of women to men in a yoga class is like.. 10:1.

Many have smokin' hot bodies that are covered in the barest of nothings.

Yoga.. rocks.. a very target rich environment.

[OUDoc]

Dude... the ratio of women to men in a yoga class is like.. 10:1.

Many have smokin' hot bodies that are covered in the barest of nothings.

Yoga.. rocks.. a very target rich environment.
Yeah, he must work out. :D

[crawfish]

Dude... the ratio of women to men in a yoga class is like.. 10:1.

Many have smokin' hot bodies that are covered in the barest of nothings.

Yoga.. rocks.. a very target rich environment.

Or it would be, if they didn't always ask me to leave...

[Norm In Norman]

God I love that show.

[skycat]

God I love that show.

Crap. That pretty much means its off the air after this season.:eddie:

[Norm In Norman]

Probably.

[yermom]

dammit Norm! :mad:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Did you get that package I left in your office?

[Mjcpr]

Am I the 107th caller?

[KC//CRIMSON]

What do you know, Hasslehoff!

[IB4OU2]

White collar, blue collar, I'm collared blind.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I'm gonna leave this problem on the board in case there's somebody down here who shouldn't be, you know, a good will hunting sort of thing....

[Rhino]

Do black people like pizza?

[King Crimson]

Do black people like pizza?

on TV they do. but, not as much as McDonalds.

[yermom]

what about 2nd base?

the wink was awesome :D

[DCSooner]

This is like on LOST when they meet "The Others"

[Taxman71]

If those girls stay in there too long, they will all be on the same cycle.

[OU4LIFE]

God I love that show.

Dude, God's posting in the "son of picture association" thread, not here.

[Rhino]

If those girls stay in there too long, they will all be on the same cycle. It'll wreak havoc on our plumbling.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Roy and Pam, It’s a “Ram” thing.

[yermom]

i have mixed feelings on the Lost thing

on one hand it was cool that they mentioned it, but on the other, did it have to be Dwight? :D

[KC//CRIMSON]

It's me! I'm the bobblehead! Yes!

[Norm In Norman]

I can not live another week until I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead.

[DCSooner]

Tonights ep was the best ever.

that presentation was priceless.

[Taxman71]

"Great Scott!"

[Mjcpr]

This is now the 2nd episode in a row that I have yet to see.

First one is on VHS (thanks broken DVR!) and we recorded the episode last night. When they moved it to Thursday, it really ****ed up my TV schedule. :mad:

[Taxman71]

"A Michael Scott Joint"

[yermom]

i can't believe they didn't sleep together

[Rhino]

I hooked up with her on February 13th...

[KC//CRIMSON]

CRAP!


stupid olympics.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Tonight, IT LIVES!!

[yermom]

i was so not pleased to see the Olympics on last week :mad:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Abso-fruitly!

[skycat]

Does your pizza play DVD's?

[Rhino]

I like keeping the temperature at 69 degrees.

*snicker*

[yermom]

salesmen unite!

[Rhino]

Anyone we know?

Brad Pitt.

Is he going to be okay?

He will never act again.

[Taxman71]

You know the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?







Boobs

[KC//CRIMSON]

In front of the entire sixth grade and my parents, I misspelled "failure."

[KC//CRIMSON]

Shalom! I'd like to apply for a loan!

[DCSooner]

collard greens? That doesn't make sense. They aren't called collard people.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Outback Steakhouse! I'm Australian mate!

[Rhino]

Tit for tit.

[KC//CRIMSON]

If you notice I didn't have an Arab. I thought that might be too explosive. Oops! Pardon the pun.

[proud gonzo]

i don't know what this thread is about.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Hello tiny one! You are the future!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Bye, Mr. Poop!

[Norm In Norman]

I can not live another week until I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead.
liar.

[Norm In Norman]

Man, they really know how to make you feel bad for Michael.

And Kevin ... man, that dude is funny.

[Mjcpr]

I love this show.

[yermom]

have you lost your mind? i'm gonna help you find it...

[mdklatt]

So, Angela wants her man to be a strong disciplinarian. I bet she does. :texan:

[BeetDigger]

i don't know what this thread is about.


Just go with the flow. One does not analyze SO, one just goes with it.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Hey kids! Who want's to see what a foot with four toes looks like?

[Mjcpr]

Username: LittleKidLover
Password: ********

[KC//CRIMSON]

You forgot my birthday.

I guess I forgot.

I guess I forgot to give you a donut!

[Rhino]

It is 11:23, the exact moment when you came out of your mother's vaginal canal!

[KC//CRIMSON]

F!

[Rhino]

What about the meeting later...to discuss finances?
Yes. But don't expect any cookie.
But, what if I'm hungry?
No cookie.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Those things are like ticking time bags.

[Rhino]

April Fools PSAs (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_122.shtml)

[KC//CRIMSON]

Finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundee. And I feel God at this Chili’s tonight.

repeat, but still funny.

[Norm In Norman]

Yeah, it was a good one. I thought Jim was going to hit it like a cheeseburger.

[KC//CRIMSON]

The winner of the "Don't Go After Me" Dundee is......Kevin!

[Dio]

It's OK, I'm a deputy sheriff!

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Office/images/recaps/office_203_05.jpg

The P.L.O. - The I.R.A. - The hot dog stand behind the alley.


Name three company's that have better benefits than Dunder Mifflin.

[Rhino]

Kevin might have surpassed Dwight as my favorite The Office character.

Solely due to his backgroundness.

[Norm In Norman]

I'm with ya man. Anybody with anal fissures is OK in my book.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I am now Sempai, which is assistant Sensei.

[Norm In Norman]

Assistant to the Sensei.

[colleyvillesooner]

heh (http://msn.careerbuilder.com/custom/msn/careeradvice/viewarticle.aspx?articleid=751&SiteId=cbmsnhp4751&sc_extcmp=JS_751_home1&GT1=7951&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=61c69db46143457d85d08d37bc99e355-199448562-S1-1)

Tonights epsiode look great.

[KC//CRIMSON]

That's Northern Lights cannibis from India.

Wrong, it's marijuana.

[KC//CRIMSON]

It has to be official, and IT HAS TO BE URINE!

[Norm In Norman]

Did this show even end? i didn't like the ending.

[KC//CRIMSON]

they always end kinda weird-ly.

[colleyvillesooner]

This was as "setup esposde" as the office gets. Still good.

You don't take anything?

[KC//CRIMSON]

I had to use win-lose, it wasn't pretty.

[KC//CRIMSON]

My middle name is Kurt, not fart!

[Tiptonsooner]

.

[Norm In Norman]

This show makes me uncomfortable. i don't like where things are headed.

What was the thing that Pam did that Jim griped about? they mentioned it twice and I somehow missed it both times.

[KC//CRIMSON]

This show makes me uncomfortable. i don't like where things are headed.

What was the thing that Pam did that Jim griped about? they mentioned it twice and I somehow missed it both times.

planning her wedding on company time.

[colleyvillesooner]

planning her wedding on company time.

Yea she was sure it was Angela.

Thie things Jim did to Dwight were great. I loved the nickels in the phone thing.

Just a simple macro

[Norm In Norman]

Well that one took a little longer...

[KC//CRIMSON]

liar.

:cool: http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=8368

i gotta get one.

[Norm In Norman]

http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/catl/00008368-308865.jpg
YES! I wonder if I can get a package deal with that and the "World's Best Boss" mug.

[colleyvillesooner]

Rhino will be happy.

[Norm In Norman]

April Fools PSAs (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_122.shtml)
I was looking at some of the deleted scenes on there last night. They are pretty good. NBC doesn't seem to know what outakes are though.

[Rhino]

Rhino will be happy. Trust me, I've already asked for one for my birthday.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Public Service Announcement! Season Finale Starts Early! 8:20pm Set TiVo's and DVR's Accordingly.:cool:



MY MORNING, by DWIGHT K SCHRUTE


GOOD MORNING VIET-SCRANTON!!!!!!!!!!

This morning I followed my regular routine:

Woke up at 4:45 AM.

Ate 3 eggs (over hard) with 6 strips of bacon and 10
microwave tater tots (Ore-Ida [which, by the way,
stands for Oregon-Idaho]) with one 24 oz cup of black
coffee (with milk and sugar).

Defecated. (sp?)

Listened to Rock 107. (Which, by the way, is
sponsoring Sammy Hagar's tour [see below courtesy of
the Rock 107 website]

"Sammy Hagar to Rock Montage!

Rock 107 presents Sammy Hagar's "Livin' It Up Tour
2006," coming to the Toyota Pavilion at Montage
Mountain on Sunday July 2nd.

The "Livin' It Up" tour includes all the prime
elements for Cabo Wabo partying. The tour will create
an outdoor Cabo Wabo experience beginning in the
afternoon with a village-like set up that features
bikini girls, body builders, mariachi bands, a
WaboritaT bar, festive food vendors, beach volleyball,
contests and much more. Concert goers will be partying
from the second they arrive as "Sambassadors" greet
party goers as they park their cars and escort them
directly to the party area."

{I can't wait. I can't believe there's going to be a
Cabo Wabo experience there. I'm not sure what that is
but I am on board. I am definitely applying to be a
"Sambassador" as well and enjoying a "waborita T"}

Then I consulted with Mose about the affairs of our
working 40 acre beet farm, Schrute Farms. Seems Mose
had gotten a little behind on our fertilizer payments
(idiot! But I love him) and someone (me) had to go
rectify the situation.

After a half hour workout with my spud gun, crossbow
and throwing stars out at the range, I hit the
showers. 2 OZ of Clairol Herbal Essence later, I was
ready to rock like a hurricane. (No offense to the
good people of Louisiana. None taken. Good.)

It was then 6:30 AM and Dwight Schrute was ready to
head into town and attempt to make Dunder-Mifflin
Sales history by being the employee that was earliest
to arrive at work EVER!

After completing this, my blog, I am off to the races.


That is a mere glimpse of the morning routine that
drives this Schrute to the tippy top of the ladder of
success. I hope it inspires.

That is all.

Dwight K. Schrute

[KC//CRIMSON]

This band is called "Scrantonicity"

[Norm In Norman]

OH ... MY ... GOD ...

this show makes me uncomfortable. THEY CAN'T DO THIS CRAP FOR THE SEASON FINALE!!!

Kevin being in a band is hysterical though. Everything about Kevin is hysterical.

[proud gonzo]

i swear, you people make no sense. seriously. and I refuse to watch that show to figure out what you're talking about.

[KC//CRIMSON]

OH ... MY ... GOD ...

this show makes me uncomfortable. THEY CAN'T DO THIS CRAP FOR THE SEASON FINALE!!!

Kevin being in a band is hysterical though. Everything about Kevin is hysterical.

Toby is becoming my favorite. The dude is a riot.

[Norm In Norman]

I dunno if it hits home as hard if you've never worked in an office. The cast is extremely funny though.

Did you guys know that the realtor is Steve Carrell's real wife?

[Norm In Norman]

Creed's good too. I love him admitting he steals things. And then talking about the wonderfull pea soup at the soup kitchen on thursdays. And then he's never owned a refridgerator.

He was really playing last week. He was in some sort of band from the 60s for real.

[skycat]

Dwight trying to make his bobblehead bobble with his mind was absolutely hysterical.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I dunno if it hits home as hard if you've never worked in an office. The cast is extremely funny though.

Did you guys know that the realtor is Steve Carrell's real wife?

Speaking from experience, office romances are overrated.

[Norm In Norman]

You know what? I think we are going to watch the first show next season and Jim will be in the other branch and Pam will be married.

[KC//CRIMSON]

No way Pam gets married.

[Norm In Norman]

Well, Pam hooking up with Jim would be even worse. The tension will be gone and I have to won't post how uncomfortable the show makes me any more. Also, when they hook up that means neither of them will need to be in the office any more. Jim only stays because of Pam and Pam only stays because she doesn't have support.

[Norm In Norman]

i can't beleive there aren't more fans of this show on here.

[ultimatesooner1]

I still have to watch last nights episode. this is the best comedy since seinfeld

[KC//CRIMSON]

i can't beleive there aren't more fans of this show on here.

no kidding. buncha lame a**'s around here.;)

[colleyvillesooner]

Watched it this weekend. Great Episode.


I told Mike some uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversations, you know, stuff like, “fleece it out,” “goin’ Mach 5,” “dinkin’ flicka,” you know, things us Negroes say.

[Dio]

Did you see Angela grin after slapping Dwight? Greatness.

[1stTimeCaller]

Jim hooks up with the boss lady and then funny stuff happens next season.
mark.it.down.

[Taxman71]

I'm as glad an anyone that Jim got a little action after the company party, but this whole "Ross and Rachel" crap is on a very short leash. I hated it then and I hate it now. Leave the whole pining for another's love to the daytime soaps and let primetime be .

[KC//CRIMSON]

I never smile. Showing one's teeth is a sign of submission in primates. So whenever I see someone smile, all I see is a chimpanzee who is waiting to die! ~D. Shrute.

[Mjcpr]

Your nurse is hawt!

(Sorry, just got around to watching it last night)

[Norm In Norman]

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/

WEBISODES!

Ok, they suck, but there is a new one tomorrow that might not suck as much.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I tried to be cool, but nobody cared.:(

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73494

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/

WEBISODES!

Ok, they suck, but there is a new one tomorrow that might not suck as much.

Ooooohhh, I love Red Stripe.:D

[Norm In Norman]

Ah man, Kevin is awesome.

I was all geared to watch 2 offices tonight and they axed one to show America' got talent ... a show that until tonight I used to watch.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Ah man, Kevin is awesome.

I was all geared to watch 2 offices tonight and they axed one to show America' got talent ... a show that until tonight I used to watch.

Rainn Wilson interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel.:D Good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xo8JKXlJUs&search=rainn%20wilson

[colleyvillesooner]

IT'S NEW TONIGHT!!!!!

[yermom]

i haven't smelled new updog in a long time :D

[mdklatt]

I'm hella ****ed that NBC moved the Earl/Office block opposite Survivor--and that Deal or No Deal crap gets the 8:00 spot. :mad:

[yermom]

i can't believe that Deal or No Deal crap is sandwiched between Earl/Office and ER

[KC//CRIMSON]

Okay, who put my calculator in jello?

[KC//CRIMSON]

Okay, someone better tell me who put my calculator in jello before I LOSE MY FRICKIN MIND!!!

[Norm In Norman]

http://digitalretrograde.com/Photos/jump_the_shark.jpg?

I say - not yet. But they sure tried really hard that episode.

[skycat]

http://digitalretrograde.com/Photos/jump_the_shark.jpg?

I say - not yet. But they sure tried really hard that episode.

You're nuts. That episode was greatness.

[Norm In Norman]

I SAID NOT YET! To me though, they were really trying to shock us into liking it. Maybe I need to watch it again. it had lots of little funny parts, but to me overall it didn't stand up to most of last season's episodes.

[skycat]

I hope you don't like it.

At least that way it has a chance to stay on the air.

[colleyvillesooner]

I liked it. The Gaydar thing was great.

Jim's alright I guess. But why is he always looking into the camera and going...

And I think they moved t so it wouldn't go up against the last 30 minutes of Grey's Anatomy.

[tbl]

I started a thread on this not realizing it was already here. My bads...

Let's let that one die and I'll just paste my petty thoughts here.

Like I feared, Season 3 is not quite up to snuff. There's a reason Ricky and Stephen cut the original to 2 seasons, then tied it up with the Christmas special.

Once the Tim/Dawn Jim/Pam thing is out of the bag, there's not much you can do with that story besides have them get together or end the show. I was curious as to how the US would play it and now I'm completely confused as to how Pam & Roy split up and her and Jim aren't doing anything. It just doesn't make sense. Roy was the only thing stopping them before, and now he's out. I know Jim is now at home office, but they could be communicating email, phone, or something. Bad move...

Also, it's starting to get very sitcom and straying from the realistic documentary feel. Marilyn drinking hand sanitizer? The entire Oscar plotline was just a little over the top. Come on...

Overall, I was still laughing and it's by far the funniest sitcom on TV, but something is definitely missing. I hope they can pull it back, but I can't see how they might do it. I think the fact that there isn't one writing team has hurt the US version. Ricky & Stephen wrote every show for the UK, and the US has a hodge podge of writers. Maybe I'm stretching on that, but I do believe there is definitely a difference.

It's times like this I really miss AD....

[tbl]

and I definitely agree that the time slot sucks. I was really wanting to watch Survivor this year and see what race is the best... Oh well...

[OUAndy1807]

I like the direction it's going. Best show on television, except for Queer as ****

[Sooner in Tampa]

http://www.brokenshirts.com/gallery/Fgallery8-1.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

I like the direction it's going. Best show on television, except for Queer as ****

:D

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://digitalretrograde.com/Photos/jump_the_shark.jpg?

I say - not yet. But they sure tried really hard that episode.

hater.;)

the season premiere was top notch greatness. i'm taking this up a notch!

[LLoyd Dobler]

Michael: Oscar, I am really sorry for saying faggy. I haven't said that since high school. Maybe we could go out sometime and get a beer, and you could tell me how a dude can do that to another dude.

Jim: Gaydar? Yeah they are at Sharper Image. Here I'll check for you. No, they are all out.

Dwight: Shoot, let's try Brookstone!

Classic - all of it, instant greatness.

[mdklatt]

The gaydar thing may be the funniest thing ever on TV. Or maybe of all time anywhere.

[mdklatt]

"That's Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows?"

You could see it coming from a mile away, but still hilarious.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.....

[colleyvillesooner]

Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.....

That was hilarious...

Dwights fake crying for Jim to open was funny too.

[mdklatt]

Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.....

Creed is awesome. To me the three least interesting characters are the Big Three (Michael, Jim, and Pam). There's very little subtlety and complexity to them.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Michael: Hey, what about Angela? She’s hard and severe. She could be a gay woman?

Dwight: I really don’t think so…

Michael: I don’t know. I can imagine her with another woman. Can’t you?

Dwight: (smiles):D

[tbl]

Creed has developed into one of my favorites.

[ousoonerfan]

So what happened at the end? That asshat Threlkeld broke in and showed weather till it was over.


Yeah, I emailed him too and called him an asshat.:D

[skycat]

Creed is awesome. To me the three least interesting characters are the Big Three (Michael, Jim, and Pam). There's very little subtlety and complexity to them.

Subtlety is overrated. There's not much subtle about Kevin, but he's hilarious.

I loved it when he was giggling like a little school girl when he found out Oscar is gay.

[tbl]

If you guys haven't got the Season 2 DVD's yet, they're awesome. I don't know why I'm such a sucker for blooper reels, but the ones they put together are pretty hilarious.

[Taxman71]

When are these network shows going to be available on demand? The time slots sux.

[mdklatt]

When are these network shows going to be available on demand? The time slots sux.

Too busy watching Gray's Anatomy with all your girlfriends? :D

[Taxman71]

Too busy watching Gray's Anatomy with all your girlfriends? :D

No, Thursdays are all about bangbus from 7 to 8.

[mdklatt]

No, Thursdays are all about bangbus from 7 to 8.

Uhhh...ok. :confused:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Phyllis: [to Pam] You should order the most expensive thing on the menu. So he knows you're worth it.

Kevin: If you do that you're gonna have to put out.

Phyllis: Oh yeah, you'll have to put out.

[tbl]

Step away from me Michael...



I wonder if there's any way of getting Jim back to Scranton? I'm just not sure how this season is going to pan out. It's still funny, but it's not as good.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Dwight (after just meeting Jerome Bettis) - Why do they call him the bus?

Michael - Because he's afraid of flying.

[Norm In Norman]

I hope it's urine.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Michael: [on Jim's transfer] Poor little guy has been stuck working under Scott. The poor man's Michael, as he is known....around my condo.

[LLoyd Dobler]

The Bus line was hilarious......

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party, like a Scranton party, cause a Scranton party don't stop".....

Micahel: I am going to be a father.....

Pam: pause..........

Michael: I want you to lok into seeing how much a little, chinese baby would cost.

Pam: The waiting list is like 8 months

Michael: I don't even know if I want a baby in 8 months......


Dwight: I called my buddie on the down low to dig up dirt on Josh - to check for alias', and felonies.

Michael: That's great what did you find out?

Dwight: Nothing, he wasn't volunteering today.

[tbl]

The bus line was great. Of course I had to explain it to my wife...

[skycat]

Dwight got a hooker!

[tbl]

"I can't stay on top of you 24 hours a day."

His reaction was gold.

[Taxman71]

"I can't stay on top of you 24 hours a day."

His reaction was gold.

Best moment of the new season. Shows the immature, teenage mentality that all of us secretly still possess.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Jan: Well Michael…I underestimated you.

Michael: Yeah? well maybe next time you will estimate me.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Kevin: Did you hear? Pam’s back on the market again.

Toby: Really? She’s dating?

Kevin: If I weren’t engaged I would so hit that.

[Taxman71]

Hug it out bitch

[1stTimeCaller]

they have to work harder......to make up for

[Taxman71]

You can be in charge of the women.

[Mjcpr]

Not one of the funniest episodes but it was a'ight.

[Norm In Norman]

I dunno. I think fonzie is strapping on the skis.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I dunno. I think fonzie is strapping on the skis.

So help me god if you get this show cancelled....

[KC//CRIMSON]

A dentist named “Crentist”…huh…

[KC//CRIMSON]

Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind – also, weak arms.

[yermom]

So help me god if you get this show cancelled....

actually, this is good

we want him to stop watching :norm:

[skycat]

I dunno. I think fonzie is strapping on the skis.

Really? AND you think that Heroes is great TV?

:twinkies:

[Norm In Norman]

Last year The Office was my favorite show. I want to like it as much this year. I'm still reserving judgement.

[Mjcpr]

....now I have the strength of a grown man and a baby.

http://static.flickr.com/28/59153298_1f3fe9924c_m.jpg

[Mjcpr]

Oh, suddenly the Sniff, Sniff thread is dead?

There's bad grief and there's good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.

[colleyvillesooner]

Excellent episode.

The grief session turned movie description were great:

I had this huge party. And everyone came over. And then My uncle Bernie died....

[Taxman71]

Jim has definitely upgraded his women. I think a menage is in store for the season finale.

[Norm In Norman]

Oh, suddenly the Sniff, Sniff thread is dead?

There's bad grief and there's good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
Coincidentlally, we went to Wendy's last night and the boy got a charlie Brown toy with his meal.

[tbl]

The good grief line was pretty funny...

The heart of the show is dying... Actually, it's being transplanted. Last night was definitely the most touching episode and it had nothing to do with Jim & Pam.

Jim being gone is getting kind of strange. Frankly I think the Pam/Jim relationship is now cooled in the fans minds and we're now pulling for him to get the new girl. I think it comes down to Jim being happy, at least I find myself feeling that way.

Since apparently they don't allow instant messaging services in Dunder Mifflin, the lack of contact between the two is taking a toll. I mean, I know it's probably awkward for them now, but it just doesn't make sense that they have zero contact at all, especially knowing that Pam broke the wedding off.

Come on, writers! We're jonesing here!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Michael: Well you know what? I didn’t want to hear about it either Stanley but I did. Now I can’t stop picturing it. He leaves work, he’s on his way home and – wham! – his capit is detated from his head!

[Norm In Norman]

Well, I'm starting to thing Fonzie hasn't suited up yet but the skis are sitting there next to his bike just in case.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Dwight: When I die I want to be frozen and if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

[Mjcpr]

Dwight: When I die I want to be frozen and if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

No way you remember all these word for word. :mad:

[KC//CRIMSON]

No way you remember all these word for word. :mad:

Dunderball.

[dolemitesooner]

Something smells like ***.
yeah its you and that gawd damn avatar

[mdklatt]

Well, I'm starting to thing Fonzie hasn't suited up yet but the skis are sitting there next to his bike just in case.

I'm starting to agree with :norm:. The past two seasons have been a nice blend of subtlety and over-the-top. The past three weeks have just been over the top. Jim definitely needs to be around to counterbalance Michael, although Pam is starting to step into that role.

I guess Oscar quit? He wasn't there at all last night.

[skycat]

I guess Oscar quit? He wasn't there at all last night.

He's on an extended paid vacation!!


I really don't give a damn about Jim and Pam's sex life. If I want a soap opera I'll DVR Guiding Light. I just want the show to be funny. And it is.

[Mjcpr]

Dunderball.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif - namecalling

[KC//CRIMSON]

I'm starting to agree with :norm:. The past two seasons have been a nice blend of subtlety and over-the-top. The past three weeks have just been over the top. Jim definitely needs to be around to counterbalance Michael, although Pam is starting to step into that role.

I guess Oscar quit? He wasn't there at all last night.


Oscar: I was going to quit, but Jan offered me a three-month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gil and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay!

[mdklatt]

Oscar: I was going to quit, but Jan offered me a three-month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gil and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay!

I missed that.

[tbl]

The real guy has an improv show that he's doing for Comedy Central, but he'll be back on the Office.

BTW, Fonzie is ALWAYS suited up since he ski's in his leather jacket. I do agree that we're getting close. It's getting further and further away from it's roots...

[skycat]

You guys that like Heroes but are cooling on this show are pushing me into doleo territory over here. :mad:

[TexasSooner01]

Something smells like ***.


Wash your upper lip! ;)

[tbl]

I'm not cooling on the Office, but it's not as good as the first two seasons. I don't see how anybody can deny that...

[skycat]

I'm denying it.

I don't know that there has been a three episode stretch that has made me laugh more than the start of this season.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Deleted scenes:http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/nbc_off_del_304_part02_20061012_0500.shtml#video

[KC//CRIMSON]

Pam is :hot:

http://mysite.verizon.net/res17zef/jenna.jpg

[mdklatt]

Pam is :hot:



That picture doesn't look much like Jenna Fischer.


With all the pent up rage, you know Angela is a firecracker in the sack. :texan:

[colleyvillesooner]

90 words per minute? Mavis Beacon can't type that fast.

I laughed.

[mdklatt]

90 words per minute? Mavis Beacon can't type that fast.

I laughed.

SPOILER TAGS BITCHES!!!!

Some of us didn't get to see it. :mad:

[colleyvillesooner]

Or don't click on the thread about the show when you haven't seen it.

Read the title of the thread for my answer.

Sniff Sniff :(

:D

[tbl]

Good point, especially on the night of the show, and the trend is the first couple of posts are ALWAYS quotes that made people laugh.

[Frozen Sooner]

Wow, are they preparing for Michael Scott's firing or what?

Jim is SO taking over the Scranton branch..

[OhU1]

Great show. But if Steve Carrel is gone so is the show.

[Frozen Sooner]

I agree, but they're setting it up in a huge way. Which doesn't surprise me-I'm sure Carrel wants to move to movies full time.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I think he stays. He will get into further trouble, then pull off some monumental sale, or something redeeming.

[Rhino]

I want to kick every person at KFOR in the face.

[Boarder]

IT'S NOT 1:40 AM YET!

[1stTimeCaller]

I want to kick every person at KFOR in the face.

That post is made even awesomer with your avatar.

[SCOUT]

He is not going anywhere. He is the Mr. Magoo of the sales world.

[Rhino]

I hate KFOR.

[hurricane'bone]

And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you

[Widescreen]

I think they're making a mistake taking Jim out of a more prominent role. I hope he returns to being a central figure soon. The other characters are great but in any group there has to be the "sane" one that you can identify with (see Andy Travis in WKRP, Michael Bluth in Arrested Development, etc). That said, I'm still looking for the "sane" one here in the SO.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I would like to them show a meeting that Jan has with the higher ups...especially one where they discuss Michael.

[Taxman71]

Tell me what the Dharma Initiative is about.

[colleyvillesooner]

Who was that?

Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this place!

Wasn't that your cousin Mose?

....Yeah.

[colleyvillesooner]

MERGE!!!!

[Mjcpr]

MERGE!!!!

Sniff, Sniff is where it's at.

:D

[colleyvillesooner]

WARNING!!!

Okay, this is a spoiler. A big one that I'm pretty sure is true from perusing some sites that provide mega spoilers. So don't read this if you don't want to know where the show is headed. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Thinking is that the two branches get merged. Might not be true, but there is tons of info on it on some other sites. That brings Jim back, along with his new "flirt", and puts both bosses in the same office.

Might not happen, but that is what I read.

[ultimatesooner1]

I hate KFOR.

I agree, they put mattress mary on over the best hour of television during the week

[Taxman71]

Mose = Fear

[Mjcpr]

Dwight: Just think, that temp agency could’ve sent you anywhere.

Ryan: I think about that all the time.

[Taxman71]

364 days until the next pretzel day........

[skycat]

I think they're making a mistake taking Jim out of a more prominent role. I hope he returns to being a central figure soon. The other characters are great but in any group there has to be the "sane" one that you can identify with (see Andy Travis in WKRP, Michael Bluth in Arrested Development, etc). That said, I'm still looking for the "sane" one here in the SO.

Pam, Ryan, and/or Toby could all step into that role.

On The Office that is.

[Norm In Norman]

I want to kick every person at KFOR in the face.
MOTHER****ER! i was ****ed too. They didn't show their most popular lineup of the week to show a debate that was so interesting that probably 10 people in the state of oklahoma watched it on TV while the 4 people in the crowd watched. Bastards.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Dwight: What is the true cause of Rober Mifflin’s suicide?

Ryan: Depression?

Dwight: Wrong! He hated himself.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Wow, are they preparing for Michael Scott's firing or what?

Jim is SO taking over the Scranton branch..

It is kinda strange how Michael can basically say anything he wants to Jan without any repercussions. Still, I think he stays around for a while.

Never ever sleep with your boss. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.-Michael

[tbl]

WARNING!!!

Okay, this is a spoiler. A big one that I'm pretty sure is true from perusing some sites that provide mega spoilers. So don't read this if you don't want to know where the show is headed. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Thinking is that the two branches get merged. Might not be true, but there is tons of info on it on some other sites. That brings Jim back, along with his new "flirt", and puts both bosses in the same office.

Might not happen, but that is what I read.

I didn't even need to read a spoiler to know this was going to happen. Watch the British series and you'll see where it's going. While not exact, they are obviously similar and the US takes a lot from the Brits.

The branches will get merged. Jan will get promoted to partner, and Michael and the other RM will be up for Jans job. Michael won't get it and the other guy will be his direct boss. Jim and Pam will be back in the same branch, though I'm still not sure how they're going to play that since she's not engaged any more. Maybe the new relationship he's developing will play a role?

That's somewhat how I see it coming down.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Michael: Another thing about the Indian people: they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that, who has seen that before?

Creed: I have. That’s ‘The Union of the Monkey’

[Frozen Sooner]

So THAT's what it's called.

[Mjcpr]

It's like a Hindu Halloween!