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1stTimeCaller
1/20/2006, 10:02 AM
I like mine either over easy, sunny side up or fried. As long as the white part is firm and the yolk runny.

I eat the white part first then I pop the yolk and sop it up with my toast.

fadada1
1/20/2006, 10:04 AM
i think we were seperated at birth. couldn't have said it better.

1stTimeCaller
1/20/2006, 10:05 AM
That's the only way heterosexuals eat their eggs.

OUDoc
1/20/2006, 10:06 AM
Over easy, scrambled with/without cheese.
I'm glad my egg preference keeps me hetero.

Pieces Hit
1/20/2006, 10:09 AM
with my mouth

fadada1
1/20/2006, 10:16 AM
with my hands
very sophisticated.:D

fadada1
1/20/2006, 10:17 AM
That's the only way heterosexuals eat their eggs.
i've noticed that as well.

Tailwind
1/20/2006, 10:18 AM
Basted......before I had to go with "Egg Beaters". Sigh

critical_phil
1/20/2006, 10:20 AM
<homer> Bacon up that sausage, boy </homer>

JohnnyMack
1/20/2006, 10:23 AM
http://www.naturegrid.org.uk/infant/science/photos/inanim/fork.jpg

Soonerbabeinbama
1/20/2006, 10:24 AM
I like my eggs fried - over easy - yolk a little bit runny - have to mash the whites and the yolk together - can't stand the taste or texture of egg whites by themselves. I prefer to eat my eggs with saltine crackers or biscuits rather than toast. To top it off I need either ham, bacon, sausage and some cheese grits and hash browns.

JohnnyMack
1/20/2006, 10:25 AM
I'll eat them any way you cook 'em, cept for sunny side up, that's gross.

Norm In Norman
1/20/2006, 10:28 AM
Sunny side up or (gasp) poached. I dig the yolk being runny too so I can "sop it up wit' a biskit." I eat some of the whites, but not all of the whites. When i was a kid, I never ate the whites.

If I'm forced to eat scrambled, I prefer them with cheese.

Mjcpr
1/20/2006, 10:29 AM
If I eat them scrambled, I put ketchup on them. That's right....ketchup. I know some of you will cry about it, but don't knock 'til you've tried it....good stuff.

12
1/20/2006, 10:32 AM
Smashed in the skillet, scrambled or boiled.

I don't care for "runny" as a description to any egg I intend to eat.

Pieces Hit
1/20/2006, 10:33 AM
With ham, but only if they're green.

proud gonzo
1/20/2006, 10:46 AM
If I eat them scrambled, I put ketchup on them. That's right....ketchup. I know some of you will cry about it, but don't knock 'til you've tried it....good stuff.

that's how my dad eats eggs. I eat them scrambled with nothing on 'em. But I have to have crispy bacon on the side.

My birdie eats eggs scrambled. He likes them so much he even has a song. (http://media.putfile.com/CalvinEggSong20)

Mjcpr
1/20/2006, 10:48 AM
Pops knows what he's talking about.

Howzit
1/20/2006, 10:50 AM
On an unsalted cracker and with a glass of Brut champagne. Cretins.

http://www.kottke.org/plus/photos/200105europe/caviar.jpg

IB4OU2
1/20/2006, 10:51 AM
I crack a couple and plop them in a glass of orange juice and guzzle them down..............what a bunch of babies........

Red October
1/20/2006, 10:53 AM
Hard boiled, with the shell still on, and a spicy mustard chaser...

TopDaugIn2000
1/20/2006, 11:09 AM
Over easy or poached, runny yolk.

I too mash it all up together into little pieces and then eat the yolk and whites together.

mmmmmm

OUthunder
1/20/2006, 11:26 AM
Sunnyside down.

Oldnslo
1/20/2006, 11:30 AM
I like 'em hot... and wet.

TUSooner
1/20/2006, 11:32 AM
Green, with ham.

I'll eat them anyway, but the perfect ones have 100% firm whites and 100% runny yolks. It's an art form.
The Mrs only eats eggs fried hard, brown, and crisp; no art required.

soonerboomer93
1/20/2006, 01:27 PM
If I eat them scrambled, I put ketchup on them. That's right....ketchup. I know some of you will cry about it, but don't knock 'til you've tried it....good stuff.


ketchup no, salsa, f yeah


normally scrambled, so i can make a breakfast burrito. Otherwise over-easy

RiddlerOK
1/20/2006, 02:14 PM
If I eat them scrambled, I put ketchup on them. That's right....ketchup. I know some of you will cry about it, but don't knock 'til you've tried it....good stuff.

Been doing that ketchup routine since I was a tot in Louisiana.

MamaMia
1/20/2006, 02:28 PM
I take those two little white blobs next to the yolk out before I do anything with an egg. I dont know what that is but no way will I eat it.

I keep some fresh tortillas and salsa in the fridge from the local mexican restaurant here in town, unless its summer and I have fresh tomatoes and cilantro. In that case I make my own. Having that on hand makes it easy if anyone wants a quick juevos ranchero. I just wrap some scrambled eggs and shredded cheese in a tortilla and you have breakfast in a jif. You can add some sausage, bacon or ham if you like.

GDC
1/20/2006, 04:47 PM
poached in the microwave or scrambled eggbeaters, with light sour cream and tomatoes and/or salsa

Mjcpr
1/20/2006, 04:48 PM
poached in the microwave or scrambled eggbeaters, with light sour cream and tomatoes and/or salsa

What do you wash it down with, a mimosa?

GDC
1/20/2006, 04:48 PM
mint julep

1stTimeCaller
1/20/2006, 04:52 PM
what eggazctly is a poached egg? how do you do it?

GDC
1/20/2006, 04:54 PM
what eggazctly is a poached egg? how do you do it?


http://www.allproducts.com/household/drybox/Product-20041025135453.jpg

Mjcpr
1/20/2006, 04:55 PM
http://www.allproducts.com/household/drybox/Product-20041025135453.jpg

Mrs Mj has one of those things. Does it look like boobies when it's closed?

1stTimeCaller
1/20/2006, 04:55 PM
is the yolk runny?

silverwheels
1/20/2006, 04:56 PM
Over easy, mashed up and mixed with hash browns, then slathered with hot sauce.

GDC
1/20/2006, 04:56 PM
Mrs Mj has one of those things. Does it look like boobies when it's closed?

I hadn't thought of that, but yes it does.

GDC
1/20/2006, 04:57 PM
is the yolk runny?

Not if you cook it long enough, like 2 minutes.

Norm In Norman
1/20/2006, 04:57 PM
Put a tsp of vinegar in boiling water, crack the egg into a container, slowly add egg to water, cook until done.

Mjcpr
1/20/2006, 04:58 PM
I hadn't thought of that, but yes it does.

I think of a lot of things nobody else does.


:O

Mjcpr
1/20/2006, 04:58 PM
Put a tsp of vinegar in boiling water, crack the egg into a container, slowly add egg to water, cook until done.
http://www.channelguidemag.com/brown/images/Brown_Alton_4.jpg

GDC
1/20/2006, 04:59 PM
I'll never look at my poacher the same again.

1stTimeCaller
1/20/2006, 04:59 PM
Put a tsp of vinegar in boiling water, crack the egg into a container, slowly add egg to water, cook until done.

how to make a poached egg w/o the booby looking thing?

GDC
1/20/2006, 05:00 PM
I have no idea.

Mjcpr
1/20/2006, 05:00 PM
I'll never look at my poacher the same again.
Maybe not, but I bet you never thought it would comfort you on cold, lonely evenings either did you?

1stTimeCaller
1/20/2006, 05:08 PM
One of you is going to get licked sideways

Tailwind
1/20/2006, 06:39 PM
how to make a poached egg w/o the booby looking thing?
Small saucepan, buttered on the bottom and sides, fill with cold water, break eggs carefully into the water, simmer until set. Remove with a slotted spoon, preferably onto toast.

AllAboutThe'O'
1/21/2006, 04:36 AM
I always eat mine scrambled.

josh09
1/21/2006, 09:58 AM
soft scrambled

or hard boiled. w/e i feel like

josh09
1/21/2006, 09:59 AM
sometimes even hard scrambled

bigdsooner
1/21/2006, 10:16 AM
#1 mash up the white and yolk, salt and then put in my toast or biscuit like a sandwich

#2 scrambled with shredded cheese

BajaOklahoma
1/21/2006, 10:47 AM
Omelet - Southwestern or Denver.
Or as a breakfast burrito.

StoopTroup
1/21/2006, 10:50 AM
Right out of the chicken's ***, shells and all.

That's how a real man eats em! ;)