Sometimes I hope I die young just so Sallie Mae won't get all my money [Archive]

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Hatfield

1/19/2006, 11:02 AM

man I hate Sallie Mae.

crawfish

1/19/2006, 11:05 AM

She doesn't like you either. ;)

afs

1/19/2006, 11:26 AM

3 years out and my loans still haven't been given over to sallie.

handcrafted

1/19/2006, 11:28 AM

I paid that fat beyotch off last month. Good Riddance to her!!

OUDoc

1/19/2006, 11:30 AM

Sometimes I hope I die young just so Sallie Mae won't get all my money
Umm, good luck?

Oldnslo

1/19/2006, 11:35 AM

Yeah, that 6% interest succs.

Stanley1

1/19/2006, 11:47 AM

I still owe her a little, but overall, I got off pretty easily.

The above is not a joke of a sexual nature. Any remarks made in such a manner will be handled either via neg spek, or a swift kick to the ***. Thanks for your cooperation.

SoonerInKCMO

1/19/2006, 11:49 AM

Yeah, that 6% interest succs.

Somehow it doesn't seem right that I have a credit card and a car loan with lower interest rates than my student loans.

Hatfield

1/19/2006, 12:03 PM

my favorite is every month she reminds you that while you borrowed $4.50 you will be paying back $45896865,0505954.00

SoonerAtKU

1/19/2006, 01:39 PM

You're in for a treat. Sallie just purchased stock in a Grave-Robbing Consortium. They'll get your money and sell your body to science. They're great.

WisconsinSooner

1/19/2006, 02:15 PM

Depending on the loans you might be better off going through the William D. Ford Federal Direct Loan Program to consolidate. It's the fed gov but the rates are usually a couple of points better than sallies and they offer an income contingent repayment plan where after 20 years, any debt that hasn't been paid is forgiven.

Hatfield

1/19/2006, 02:20 PM

i consolidated like 4 years ago...is that Ford thing still an option?

WisconsinSooner

1/19/2006, 02:23 PM

I think so. I don't think having already consolidated is a problem with Direct Loans but I'm not sure. Here's the site:

http://www.loanconsolidation.ed.gov/borrower/borrower.shtml

Hatfield

1/19/2006, 02:25 PM

thanks for the info.

WisconsinSooner

1/19/2006, 02:36 PM

thanks for the info. No Problem. I hope it helps. If not there's always the option of moving to the Bahamas, just out the reach of Sallie. ;)

yermom

1/19/2006, 02:42 PM

funny, i don't remember ever borrowing money from anyone named Sallie :mad: