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Pieces Hit
1/18/2006, 09:46 AM
http://www.deathtoallextremists.com/images/Wallpaper/3%20Stooges.jpg


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http://www.mevproductions.co.uk/TV/Curb1.jpg


My wifer just don't get the genius here.

Get a clue woman!

Sooner in Tampa
1/18/2006, 09:49 AM
Somehow my wife misses the humor in the funniest show on tv right now :(
http://www.mediabuyerplanner.com/images/my%20name%20is%20earl%202.jpg

colleyvillesooner
1/18/2006, 09:53 AM
Girlfriend thinks every character is annoying. I've tried to tell her to watch it from episode 1 to "get" the humor, but she is out.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002PYS7Y.01._PE35_.Arrested-Development-Season-One._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Harry Beanbag
1/18/2006, 09:53 AM
http://www.kevingianni.com/images/sucker/farting.jpg

Sooner in Tampa
1/18/2006, 09:55 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~jkhgroup/napoleon10.jpg

SoonerAtKU
1/18/2006, 09:59 AM
When she threatens to make me sleep on the couch and I say, "Wahoo, it's like camping!"

HoserSooner
1/18/2006, 10:00 AM
The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama....basically anything animated.

She loves crude humor like I do (god I love her for that), but she just can't get into animated movies or shows.

Harry Beanbag
1/18/2006, 10:01 AM
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She just doesn't understand it at all, bless her heart.

Pieces Hit
1/18/2006, 10:04 AM
OH YEAH.

Definitely South Park.

And it seems like she only walks in at THE WORST (or best) moments.

And that's regardless of what i'm watching.

If there's titties or killing in it - she'll walk by and see it.

She's got titties and killing radar, I think.

JohnnyMack
1/18/2006, 10:07 AM
Girlfriend thinks every character is annoying. I've tried to tell her to watch it from episode 1 to "get" the humor, but she is out.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002PYS7Y.01._PE35_.Arrested-Development-Season-One._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Actually my woman is the one who turned me on to AD. I hadn't seen it before she made me watch it. Now I love it, gotta be the best show going. At least until February. :(

Sooner in Tampa
1/18/2006, 10:10 AM
This another movie she can't stand
http://www.goatdog.com/images/moviepics/66.jpg

IB4OU2
1/18/2006, 10:10 AM
Butchering a deer in her new kitchen............I'm still paying for that one. :O

SoonerBK
1/18/2006, 10:10 AM
Pretty much every joke I tell, every witty retort, every time I opine sarcastically. She's a tough crowd. Remember that show "Make Me Laugh",
she would destroy it.

Last night I'm watching the end of Blazing Saddles. The scene where Slim Pickens sends someone after a s#@*load of dimes she says and I quote 'This is stupid, I'm going to watch Idol." I wept quietly to myself.

Don't even get me started on Family Guy.

Sooner in Tampa
1/18/2006, 10:13 AM
Don't even get me started on Family Guy.I feel your pain...my wife hates it too...as well as American Dad :(

Pieces Hit
1/18/2006, 10:16 AM
Insomniac with Dave Attell AND The Daily Show.

Viking Kitten
1/18/2006, 10:18 AM
If this thread doesn't make Czar appreciate me, I don't know what will.

soonerbrat
1/18/2006, 10:19 AM
wow...

the only thing I wouldn't laugh about out of all that stuff is the 3 stooges. I've never heard of "insomniac"

besides that, it's all good...even the deer in the kitchen...mmmmmmmmmm...venison

TopDaugIn2000
1/18/2006, 10:22 AM
I LOVE Larry David in Curb. Have them all on DVD. He's GREAT!

Pieces Hit
1/18/2006, 10:28 AM
I LOVE Larry David in Curb. Have them all on DVD. He's GREAT!She never sits thru the whole thing and says it's boring.
This show builds until the end of the episode and is great.
Incredible writing.

The Mickey Mantle baseball in the huge vagina just killed me.

That, and when the german shepherd bit his penis and he had to let the gay doctor examine him.

HA!

soonerbrat
1/18/2006, 10:30 AM
i love the big vagina episode....that was hilarious!!

when larry called his phone to find it, that was priceless.

Pieces Hit
1/18/2006, 10:36 AM
How about the whole ten year anniversary gift thing?

Or the kidney transplant??

I've only seen about 15 episodes but it's really good stuff.

Viking Kitten
1/18/2006, 10:37 AM
No... the best was screaming cuss words in the restaurant to show his support for the chef with Tourette's. Awesome.

HoserSooner
1/18/2006, 10:39 AM
My ex-wife never saw the humor when I would fart in bed and pull the covers over her head? I tell ya', it was pure comedy gold. :D

Pieces Hit
1/18/2006, 10:40 AM
And when Larry ate the edible panties on the ski lift with the orthodox Jew's daughter...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.jkrweb.com/newyork/celebs/Larry.gif

Sooner in Tampa
1/18/2006, 10:41 AM
My ex-wife never saw the humor when I would fart in bed and pull the covers over her head? I tell ya', it was pure comedy gold. :DDutch ovens don't go over real well in my house either. :confused:

soonerbrat
1/18/2006, 10:44 AM
or when the girl called the police because she thought he was following her...

Oldnslo
1/18/2006, 10:49 AM
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9605/13/hw.min/beavis.large.jpg

crawfish
1/18/2006, 11:14 AM
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She just doesn't understand it at all, bless her heart.

Word.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/18/2006, 11:15 AM
Butchering a deer in her new kitchen............I'm still paying for that one. :ONow THAT'S FUNNY. Whatever in he*l made you think she wouldn't come unglued upon viewing that act of (pardon me if it offends)...STUPIDITY???

Czar Soonerov
1/18/2006, 11:16 AM
If this thread doesn't make Czar appreciate me, I don't know what will.

I can think of a couple other things that make me appreciate you more than this thread....:eek:

crawfish
1/18/2006, 11:19 AM
I can think of a couple other things that make me appreciate you more than this thread....:eek:

http://www.craniac.com/Adventures/pics/000706/Melon3_000706.jpg

crawfish
1/18/2006, 11:20 AM
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FYI, my wife would NOT think that was funny. ;)

IB4OU2
1/18/2006, 11:22 AM
Now THAT'S FUNNY. Whatever in he*l made you think she wouldn't come unglued upon viewing that act of (pardon me if it offends)...STUPIDITY???

No problem, it was stupid.

A buddy and I were trying to save money so we thought we would butcher and grind the meat up from a quartered deer in her kitchen. I put a little chip in her granite counter top and a small scar on her antique kitchen table top. I will be paying for this till my last dying breath............

pb4ou
1/18/2006, 12:30 PM
http://x11.putfile.com/1/1711294457.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)

SoonerObsession
1/18/2006, 12:35 PM
Reno 911 and South Park.

I'm lucky though. She likes most of the shows and movies I like (including Jim Carrey stuff)

pb4ou
1/18/2006, 12:37 PM
http://x11.putfile.com/1/1711370451.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)
http://x11.putfile.com/1/1711350359.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)

Pieces Hit
1/18/2006, 12:39 PM
Writing me name in the snow off the front porch.

If truth be told she be jealous.

Arrrr.

yermom
1/18/2006, 06:59 PM
wow...

the only thing I wouldn't laugh about out of all that stuff is the 3 stooges. I've never heard of "insomniac"

besides that, it's all good...even the deer in the kitchen...mmmmmmmmmm...venison

yeah, well you haven't been run off of here yet, so this probably makes you the exception to the rule :)

yermom
1/18/2006, 07:01 PM
Dutch ovens don't go over real well in my house either. :confused:

that was the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread :O

soonerbrat
1/18/2006, 07:03 PM
http://x11.putfile.com/1/1711294457.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)



no Seinfeld?

:eek:

soonerbrat
1/18/2006, 07:04 PM
yeah, well you haven't been run off of here yet, so this probably makes you the exception to the rule :)



i'm a freakin' freak

at least i'm not the only one...VK is with me.

VeeJay
1/18/2006, 07:20 PM
http://cristal.inria.fr/~harley/pics/bnb.experience.gif

...apologies to Old N Slow

sanantoniosooner
1/18/2006, 07:25 PM
There is only one thing that can make my wife laugh.

Severe pain experienced by me.

Or humiliation experienced by me.......forgot about that one.........

Blue
1/18/2006, 07:37 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60366

Can someone post the link to the drive-by farter? TIA

Condescending Sooner
1/18/2006, 09:29 PM
There is only one thing that can make my wife laugh.

Severe pain experienced by me.

Or humiliation experienced by me.......forgot about that one.........


Wow, I am not alone! I swear I can make the wittiest remark or observation (and believe me there are many) and not even a hint of a smile. Let me trip, stub a toe, or otherwise incur bodily injuries, and that is the the funniest thing she has ever seen.

Is she just evil?

sanantoniosooner
1/18/2006, 09:35 PM
Wow, I am not alone! I swear I can make the wittiest remark or observation (and believe me there are many) and not even a hint of a smile. Let me trip, stub a toe, or otherwise incur bodily injuries, and that is the the funniest thing she has ever seen.

Is she just evil?
Aye......evil she be............as is her long lost twin at my side........

Sooner in Tampa
1/19/2006, 06:12 AM
http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/South%20Park%20The%20Complete%20Second%20Season.jp g

william_brasky
1/19/2006, 06:27 AM
OH YEAH.

Definitely South Park.

And it seems like she only walks in at THE WORST (or best) moments.

And that's regardless of what i'm watching.

If there's titties or killing in it - she'll walk by and see it.

She's got titties and killing radar, I think.

I didn't know you could say titties on here.

Pieces Hit
1/19/2006, 09:40 AM
I didn't know you could say titties on here.You can't without a special tittie permit.
You may be in violation of the tittie code.

12
1/19/2006, 10:01 AM
Southpark is about the only thing I can think of. She tries, but I can tell her heart just isn't in to it.

Also, we don't turn it on if the kids are awake.

Kids can be such a buzzkill.

Pieces Hit
1/19/2006, 10:03 AM
Sometimes my two girl dogs turn into lesbians.

She just doesn't see the humor.

They are also cousins.

TUSooner
1/19/2006, 10:06 AM
Once the blade of an old ceiling fan fell right on top of my wife's head. There was no blood or anything. I couldn't help it; I laughed a lot. She didn't.

KC//CRIMSON
9/28/2006, 06:15 PM
http://www.tourettesguy.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27


NEW!!! **** Like A Horse - Danny gets drunk and pretends he's Robert Stack, he tries to comfort Shirlena, then tries to get his son a job. <-----this one is killing me!:D

Yes, one first class ticket to hell, please.;)

sanantoniosooner
9/28/2006, 06:30 PM
http://www.tourettesguy.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27


NEW!!! **** Like A Horse - Danny gets drunk and pretends he's Robert Stack, he tries to comfort Shirlena, then tries to get his son a job. <-----this one is killing me!:D

Yes, one first class ticket to hell, please.;)
longtime favorite of mine.
BOB SAGET!!!