Gandalf_The_Grey
1/16/2006, 05:47 PM
The sun is hot and that old clock,
is movin' slow, and so am I.
Message board day passes like molasses,
in winter time, but it's July.
Getting paid by the spek,
and older by the minute.
The horns just pushed me,
over the limit.
I could call him something,
think ~I'll just call it a day.~
Chorus;
Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve.
But I don't care,
it's No longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
This lunch break is gonna take
all afternoon, half the night.
Tomorrow morning I know there'll be
h-e-l-l to pay, but hey that's all right.
I ain't had a day off now, in over a year.
My no longhorn vacation's gonna start right here.
If the posts for me
you can tell them~ I just sailed away.~
Chorus:
Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve.
But I don't care,
it's no longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
Instrumental...
I could log off the web, pour myself
in a cab, and be back to horn posting before two.
At a moment like this, I can't help
but wonder, what would GDC do.
GDC sings:
Funny you should ask Gandalf, I'd say
Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve,
but I don't care.
Both sing;
Chorus;
Pour me something tall & strong
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve,
but I don't care.
Gandalf sings;
but he don't care, I don't care.
Both sing;
It's no longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
Dialog begins: GDC: What time zone am I on? What country am I in?
Gandalf: It doesn't matter, it's no longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
GDC: It's always on time for Soonerfans.com. Come to think of it.
Gandalf: I heard that.
GDC: You've been there haven't ya?
Gandalf: Yes sir!
GDC: I've seen your screenname there.
Gandalf: I've been to Soonerfans.com a few times.
GDC: Alright, that's good.
Gandalf: Stumbled on my way back.
GDC: Okay, well I just want to make sure you keep it between the navigational beacons.
Gandalf: Keep it between the bouys. I got it!
GDC: Alright, well it's no longhorn Tuesday. Let's go somewhere.
Gandalf: I'm ready. Crank it up!
GDC: Let's get out of here.
Gandalf: I'm gone!
is movin' slow, and so am I.
Message board day passes like molasses,
in winter time, but it's July.
Getting paid by the spek,
and older by the minute.
The horns just pushed me,
over the limit.
I could call him something,
think ~I'll just call it a day.~
Chorus;
Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve.
But I don't care,
it's No longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
This lunch break is gonna take
all afternoon, half the night.
Tomorrow morning I know there'll be
h-e-l-l to pay, but hey that's all right.
I ain't had a day off now, in over a year.
My no longhorn vacation's gonna start right here.
If the posts for me
you can tell them~ I just sailed away.~
Chorus:
Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve.
But I don't care,
it's no longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
Instrumental...
I could log off the web, pour myself
in a cab, and be back to horn posting before two.
At a moment like this, I can't help
but wonder, what would GDC do.
GDC sings:
Funny you should ask Gandalf, I'd say
Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve,
but I don't care.
Both sing;
Chorus;
Pour me something tall & strong
Make it a hurricane,
before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve,
but I don't care.
Gandalf sings;
but he don't care, I don't care.
Both sing;
It's no longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
Dialog begins: GDC: What time zone am I on? What country am I in?
Gandalf: It doesn't matter, it's no longhorn Tuesday somewhere.
GDC: It's always on time for Soonerfans.com. Come to think of it.
Gandalf: I heard that.
GDC: You've been there haven't ya?
Gandalf: Yes sir!
GDC: I've seen your screenname there.
Gandalf: I've been to Soonerfans.com a few times.
GDC: Alright, that's good.
Gandalf: Stumbled on my way back.
GDC: Okay, well I just want to make sure you keep it between the navigational beacons.
Gandalf: Keep it between the bouys. I got it!
GDC: Alright, well it's no longhorn Tuesday. Let's go somewhere.
Gandalf: I'm ready. Crank it up!
GDC: Let's get out of here.
Gandalf: I'm gone!