Personal Ads, etc.

[soonerbrat]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

[critical_phil]

I'd Hit It................

[KABOOKIE]

Why dont you want reproduction?

[critical_phil]

What do these translate to?

loves walks on the beach and a good wine

wants a soulmate


LID is looking for a date..............

[the_ouskull]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

You forgot a few...

No Drama = LOTS of drama.
Casual Drinker = Hits every Happy Hour she can find.
Romantic = You can nail her for a bottle of wine.
Loves Sports = Loves getting dressed up to go to football games, usually forcing you to miss the kickoff, and then wants to leave before halftime because it's cold / hot / wet / dry / crowded / boring.

Those are a few more off of the top of my head...

the_ouskull

[bigdsooner]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut. heh:D
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. :mad:
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
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[BoogercountySooner]

Brat----Prude!:D