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soonerbrat
1/16/2006, 11:14 AM
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER !

soonerbrat
1/16/2006, 11:14 AM
sorry about the all caps...i copied and pasted from an email.

OklahomaTrombone
1/16/2006, 11:16 AM
HEH!

Mjcpr
1/16/2006, 11:26 AM
sorry about the all caps...i copied and pasted from an email.

Good to know. I was unable to laugh because you were yelling at me.

soonerbrat
1/16/2006, 11:28 AM
damnit

i don't wanna retype the whole thing.

Czar Soonerov
1/16/2006, 11:30 AM
A GUY GOES TO CREST AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER !

FIXED!